老实说（2015）

Truth Be Told S01E01

Part 5 Sept. 8, 2020, 12:38 p.m.

好吧
Fine.
米奇认为他可能在一部成人影片里
Mitchell thinks that he may have seen Kimberly
看到了金芭莉
in an adult film.
那个女孩拍过三♥級♥片吗
That girl was in a porno?
是的亲爱的
All right, sweetie.
妈妈爸爸要走了
Look, Mommy and Daddy are leaving, okay?
你可以看一部视频
You can watch one video.
金芭莉能保证看的是适合的内容吗
Kimberly, can you just make sure it's something appropriate?
- 呃我只是 - 还剩45秒
- You know, I just... - 45 seconds!
我们知道这个女孩兼♥职♥的真♥相♥吗
Do we know for a fact this girl moonlights?
不知道
We do not.
好的如果你看到了什么就说出来
Well, if you see something, say something,
但是如果你只是在胡思乱想
but if you just think it's something,
就闭上你的臭嘴
shut the hell up.
老娘的少女心需要今晚就出去
My girl T needs this night out.
我留了些钱
And I left money in case
万一你想要点披萨外卖♥♥
you want to have pizza delivered.
天哪
Oh, my God.
什么呀
What's this?
Jay Z的开场表演请了约翰·梅尔来
Jay Z's opening act is John Mayer!
我的妈
What?
别聊了快走
We better stop talking and leave.
别让陌生人进房♥子
Oh, and don't let any strangers in the house.
你认识的人也不行
Or people you do know.
- 我们要走了 - 终于
- We're going out! - Finally!
Jay Z我们来了
Here we come, Jay Z!
我们的保姆拍黄♥片♥
Our sitter does porn!
可能
Possibly.
你的保姆可能拍三♥級♥片
Your sitter possibly does porn.
我们要走了
We're going out.
有人点了披萨吗
Did somebody order pizza?
- 不 - 是的那是她
- No. - Yep, it's her!
她完全有金芭莉的亚洲式低颧骨
She's totally got Kimberly's vaguely Asian cheekbones.
不这个女孩比她更黑
No, this girl's got some black in her.
你最好相信
Oh, you better believe...
别提了
Don't say it.
如果我们有她的照片就好了
If only we had a photo of her.
有啊我跟她在脸书好友了呢
Oh, that's it! We're Facebook friends.
对哦快快快
Oh, yeah. Hurry.
如果不是她我们也可以在8点15前到
If it's not her, we can still get there by 8:15.
他们从不准时开始
They never start on time.
谁黑人吗
Who, black people?
不我是说演唱会啊我的天
No Concerts. God, no.
米奇你白人的内疚感逗乐我了
Mitch, your white guilt amuses me.
她从圣诞节开始上传照片
Okay. She's got photos up from Christmas,
去拉什摩尔山的旅行
a trip to Mount Rushmore.
看到了吧人们都爱去那儿
See? People go to that.
六旗乐园六旗乐园
Ooh, Six Flags, Six Flags.
六旗乐园 : 世界上最大的主题乐园连锁品牌
看看她在激流的视频
Oh, click on that video of her on the log ride.
这会有多讽刺呢
How ironic is that?
天哪
Oh, my God!
一起点
Side-by-side.
- 一二 - 三
- One, two... - Three.
有人点了披萨吗
Did somebody order pizza?
天哪
Oh, my God.
真难选呢
Tough call.
你们在干嘛
What are you guys doing?
- 嘿小南瓜 - 嗨甜心
- Oh, hey, Pumpkin! - Hi, sweetie!
你们干嘛要在
Why are you sitting
车道上看我的视频
in the driveway watching videos of me?
你们好恶心
You guys are sick!
金芭莉等等
Kimberly, wait!
我可已经撕掉价钱牌了啊
Oh, I already popped the tags.
当她说
When she said,
"为什么你们在看我的视频" 的时候
"Why are you watching videos of me,"
她指的是
was she talking about
激流那段视频还是另外一段
the log ride one or the other one?
她是因为被冒犯而大发雷霆吗
Did she storm off because she was offended?
或者是她被抓到了
Or because she got caught.
兄弟们问题是我们没有保姆了
Guys, the point is we don't have a sitter.
她说的是视频还是视频们
Did she say "video" or "videos"?
接下来有一个道德问题
And here's the big ethical question.
我们该把这事的多少
How much of this do we
告诉那班高尔人
mention to the Goldmans?
嗯
Hmm.
是高尔人对吗
It is the Goldmans, right?
我一直叫他们高德芬来的
I've been calling them the Goldfeins.
我们再次表示抱歉
Again, we're sorry.
没事的兄弟
Dude, no problem.
卡内下个月就会来了
You know, Kanye's coming next month.
Kanye : 美国说唱歌♥手
我只是让安琪给马科斯发了个信息
I'll just have Angie text Marcus,
看看他能不能帮我们弄到票
see if he can hook us up.
等等你现在觉得
Wait. Now you're okay with
安琪给马科斯发信息没什么关系了吗
Angie texting Marcus?
马科斯有未婚妻了事态大转变
Turns out Marcus has a fiance.
你也不会为了蕾哈娜欺骗她不是吗
And you wouldn't cheat on her for Rihanna.
- 哟你看看 - 是的
- Yo, you seeing this? - Yeah.
你那装中国口音的姑娘
It's your fake Chinese accent girl.
是的伊德瑞斯完全沦陷了
Yeah, Idris was on "Fallon."
他超性感
He's so hot.
我怎么说的我说什么来的
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
低调点哟
Keep it close.
暗示他的车是偷回来的
- 她刚刚 - 是的
- Did she just... - Yep.
- 需要我说些什么吗 - 别说了
- You want me to say something? - I do not.