老实说（2015）

Truth Be Told S01E02

Part 5 Sept. 8, 2020, 12:38 p.m.

and then ask for forgiveness later,
你就是自寻死路
you get your clothes set on fire.
你怎麽能挂我电♥话♥
How could you hang up on me?
你怎麽能对我说谎
How could you lie to me?
我没有说谎
I didn't lie!
怎麽就是没有人能理解呢
How is nobody getting this?
让我们回顾一下
Let's recap.
你说你不会去三♥级♥片♥颁奖典礼
You say you're not going to the porn awards,
但是当我打回来说你可以去的时候
but when I call back to say it's cool,
你都已经快到那里了
you're basically already there.
是的因为我太瞭解你了
Yes, because I know you so well that...
闭嘴
Oh, shut up.
我们总是给我们的好朋友提建议
We've been giving advice to our best friends all week
搞的我们就像所谓的模范夫妻一样
like we're some kind of perfect married couple,
然后你给我弄出这回事
and then you go and pull this.
我要告诉你一些事
I got to tell you something,
我永远也不会向你撒谎
I would never lie to you.
我太尊重你了
I have too much respect for you.
太尊重我们之间的关繫了
Too much respect for us.
嘿崔丝我把球形旋塞弄好了
Hey, Trace, I got the ball cock working.
能像上次那样付现吗
Is this gonna be cash like last time?
那是个水管工
Is that the plumber
或只是你要啪啪啪的对象
or just some guy you're having sex with?
哪个回答会让你不那麽难受
Which answer will make you less upset?
水管工
Plumber.
你能看到房♥子的内部吗
Can you see inside the house?
怎麽了
What's going on?
我不知道
Man, I don't know.
卡尔的蠢窗户都有防窥视
Carl's stupid windows are tinted.
好吧很抱歉我为你提供了
Well, excuse me for providing you
隐私和紫外线防护的蠢窗户
with privacy and UV protection.
啊
Oh!
嘿兄弟们好顺风车
Hey, guys, nice Uber.
她发现了
She gets it.
嘿宝贝
Hey, babe.
嘿我看到你在外面
Hey, I saw you out here
我只是想和你说
and I just wanted to come tell you
玩的开心
to have a good time,
我爱你
and I love you.
你是不是喝多了
Is this you or the wine talking?
是的
Yes.
你是最好的
You're the best.
我收到了咪♥咪♥
I get boobs!
Get : 可解作理解
什麽
What?
我的意思是不是我理解咪♥咪♥
I mean, not like I understand boobs,
我的意思是我确实理解咪♥咪♥
I mean, I do understand boobs,
但是我收到了它们
but I get them.
我的意思是我接收到胸部
I mean, I receive breasts.
一些女性粉丝
Fans who are female
有时候会私信我发一些她们胸部的图
sometimes tweet me pictures of their breasts,
我只是想让你知道
and I just wanted to let you know.
好吧这看起来是工作的事情是吗
Well, that seems like a work thing, right?
是的确实
Right, exactly.
安琪每个女人都可能陪我过夜
Ang, any woman could make my night.
我找到了一个可以陪我过一生的
I found the woman that makes my life.
啊
Aww!
哦我真是嫉妒他们拥有的
Oh, I'm so jealous of what they have.
好吧玩的开心
Well, have fun, guys.
但是你回家的时候
But when you get home,
我要和你做一些事
I'd like to do some stuff with you.
啊兄弟们
Uh, guys?
- 好的 - 当然
- Yep. - Course.
- 明天见 - 好的
- See you tomorrow. - All right!
好吧我说谎了
Okay, I lied.
我要承认这个
I'm willing to admit that.
但是你必须承认
But you have to admit that
一个事实
there is something special
就是我太瞭解你了
about the fact that I know you so well,
你很瞭解我不然你不会僱佣
and you know me so well, or else you wouldn't have
那个水管工的然后我知道了
hired that plumber, and I get it.
我能接受这个他经常来吗
I am fine with it. Is he here a lot?
你对关于三♥级♥片♥的事到底感觉如何
How do you really feel about this porn thing?
讲真的吗
Honestly?
让一让先生
Slide over, gentlemen.
好的黄♥片♥
All: Yeah! Porn!
黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥
Porn! Porn! Porn!
黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥
Porn! Porn! Porn!
嘿兄弟们
Hi, guys.
我只是在反说玉米
I was chanting, "Corn!"
Porn和Corn读音相若
拉塞尔发短♥信♥给我了
Russell texted me.
很明显他和安琪要自己拍自己的黄♥片♥了
Apparently he and Angie are making their own movie.
所以崔丝要代替他的位置了
So Tracy's gonna take his spot.
所以她要去
So she's going to the, uh...
黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥
Porn! Porn!
黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥
Porn! Porn!
黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥ 黄♥片♥
All: Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
这是我一生中最棒的一个晚上
This is the greatest night of my life!