前夫总动员（2011）

The Exes S01E05

Part 4 March 18, 2021, 3:36 p.m.

But the whole time, all I could think about
但至始至终我脑子里想的
Was my beef Stu.
都是我的小心肝儿斯图
Well, no wonder you didn't return my calls.
好吧怪不得你不回我的电♥话♥
At least now I know it's not me.
原来问题不是出在我身上
So how serious are you guys?
那么你们俩发展到什么程度了?
Well, we just celebrated an anniversary.
我们刚庆祝过我们的周年纪念日
Congratulations!
恭喜啊!
Well, I will see you at the office, dr. Gardner.
好吧我们办公室见加德纳医生
And don't worry...
别担心...
I won't tell anyone until you're ready.
你准备好出柜前我一定保守秘密
Hopefully, that'll be soon.
希望那天快点到来
Aww!
喔!
So, honey, are you happy?
亲爱的你现在满意了吧?
Aw, thanks for coming through for me, man.
喔谢谢你这么帮我哥们
All right. Consider it an anniversary present.
行了吧把这当做我们的周♥年♥庆♥礼物
Hey, Haskell, what's up?
嘿哈斯克尔你在干嘛?
Oh, look at this. No more napkin animals, huh?
噢瞧瞧他不再用餐布叠动物了哈?
You finally kicked the habit.
你终于戒掉那个嗜好了
I realized that making things out of napkins
我意识到用餐布叠东西
Was a waste of time.
纯粹是在浪费时间
So I moved on...
因此我升级了...
To straws.
改用吸管
Here.
看这个
Hey, guys. Hey, holly. Whoa.
嘿大伙儿嘿霍莉哇
Y-you okay?
你还好吧?
Oh, yeah. Where have you been?
是的你上哪儿去了?
Oh, well, I went to a club.
噢我去泡吧了
Yeah, I had to scale a building
虽然我不得不翻山越岭
And jump through a window to get in.
从一个窗户翻进去
But I got there.
但我如愿以偿了
Yeah, I danced, I did shots, I made out with a stranger
没错我尽情跳舞喝酒跟陌生人亲热
Lost an earring and my driver's license,
还掉了一只耳环和我的驾照
And broke my heel slipping on puke.
滑倒在呕吐物上摔断了鞋跟
But guess what?
但你们猜怎么着?
I was out past 10:00.
我终于在外面呆到十点以后了
Yay! Another round!
也! 再来一趴!