前夫总动员（2011）

The Exes S01E01

Part 4 March 18, 2021, 3:35 p.m.

I know nothing about yours.
但我却对你毫不知情
That's true.
你说的对
All right.
好吧
Um, well...
额...
When I got engaged, I bought the apartment
订婚的时候我买♥♥了公♥寓♥
you guys are living in.
就是你们现在住的地方
And a few days before the wedding,
然后在结婚前几天
I went to check and see if the baseboards
我过去看一下护壁板
were being installed properly,
装的怎么样了
and the only thing being nailed was my fiance.
然后发现唯一被钉住的就是我未婚夫
Wow, that...
哇...
That, um...
嗯...
That must've been traumatic.
这肯定让你精神受创了
No wonder you bury yourself in your work.
难怪用工作麻痹自己
I do not.
我没有
I have a date. I have a date.
我有约会我有约会
In fact, you should go.
你该走了
He'll be here any minute.
他随时可能过来
That must be him.
这肯定是他
Okay, we both know that was the microwave.
其实我们都知道那是微波炉
All right.
是啊
Yeah, and I rescued them from the burning flames.
我将他们从熊熊大火中救出
Psh, lesson learned.
吸取的教训就是
Never barbecue a thin piece of fish.
永远不要用这么薄的鱼片烧烤
Hey, uh, Bree.
嗨布理
You want a tour of the apartment?
你要公♥寓♥一夜游么?
Hmm. I'd love one.
求之不得
Yeahhh.
好极了
I'm proud of you, man.
我为你感到骄傲
Keep it up!
继续保持!
Sorry. Oh, that's okay.
抱歉没事
So, uh, tell me more about you.
多跟我说说你的事吧
I, uh, I want to get to know Jill.
我想进一步了解姬儿
Uh, well, I'm a realtor,
我是个房♥地♥产♥经纪人
although I've always wanted to write children's books.
不过我总想写点儿童读物
Oh. But my husband, Larry, says...
恩但是我丈夫劳瑞说
I find when dating,
我觉得约会的时候
it's best not to bring up the exes.
最好不要提起前任们
Oh, I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I'm just a little nervous.
我只是有点紧张
I'm... I'm kind of new to this dating thing.
我...我对约会还有一点生疏
Oh, that's cool. That's cool.
没事没事
I was, uh, I was once a rookie, too.
我曾经也是个菜鸟
Well, um, how long have you been back on the scene?
那什么时候你不是了?
About an hour and a half.
大约一个半小时前吧
Well, you... you don't show it.
看不出来啊
I mean, you seem so self-assured,
你看上去很淡定
so confident.
很自信
Well, you know, it's just survival.
这就是个自我拯救
Hmm.
嗯
I mean, life goes on.
生活还在继续
And being with you tonight
整晚和你呆在一起
and looking into those big, beautiful eyes
看着你炯炯有神的大眼睛
makes me realize how much...
我意识到
I miss my wife.
我有多想我老婆
You remind me of my husband.
你也让我想起了我前夫
He was a crier, too.
他也爱哭
He was so sensitive.
他是那么多愁善感
He was so sweet.
又那么贴心
He sounds like a great guy.
他好像很不错
He was.
是啊
I should never have given up so soon.
我不该那么快就放手的
Yeah, and that's what I'm doing.
对我现在就跟你当初一样
It's... I'm sorry.
嗯... 抱歉
I'm sorry, Jill. I'm...
我很抱歉姬儿我...
I'm not ready to move on.
我还没准备好开始新恋情
I'm... I'm going home.
我...我要回去
I'm gonna convince my wife to take me back.
我要回去说服我老婆重新接受我
Well, good luck.
祝你好运
It was really nice meeting you.
很高兴能认识你
Nice to meet you, too.
我也是
Hey, Haskell. Where's, uh...
嗨哈斯克尔
where'd Stuart and Jill go?
斯图尔特和姬儿人呢?
You want the long or the short version?
你要听完整版还是精简版?
Short.
精简版
Well,
事情是这样的
I was online buying styrofoam peanuts.
我当时正在网上买♥♥泡沫颗粒
FYI, the beauty is that when you ship them,
顺便提一句这玩意好就好在运送的时候
they require no packing materials.
不用找东西填满箱子
Suddenly, I hear this woman crying her eyes out.
突然我听见有个女人失声痛哭
Turns out it was Stuart.
后来发现是斯图尔特
Uh, Haskell.
哈斯克尔
Shorter.
再简短点
Ah.
哦
Stuart ran home to try and convince his wife
斯图尔特冲回去劝说他老婆
to take him back,
和他和好
leaving Jill on the couch, alone and vulnerable.
把脆弱的姬儿一个人扔在这沙发上
But apparently not that vulnerable.
但她显然没那么弱
Stuart went home?
斯图尔特回家了?
He can't go home.
他不能回去
If he sees his ex-wife with her new boyfriend,
要是他看见他前妻和她新男友一起
it's gonna destroy him.
他会崩溃的
Well, if you leave now,
你现在追出去
you might just catch him.
可能还赶得上
Baby!
宝贝!
What's keeping that wine?
怎么拿酒拿那么久?
I would kill for this dilemma.
我要是处在这两难境地非自杀不可
Okay, here it is.
我们到了
Oh, thank God. Stuart isn't here yet.
谢天谢地斯图尔特还没到
How'd we beat him to his own house?
我们怎么会比他快?
Well, if he drives like he packs,
要是他开车和他打包一个速度
he should get here sometime tomorrow.
估计他明天才能到
Wow, there's Stuart.
哇喔斯图尔特在那
With his wife.
还有他老婆
He must've done some convincing.
肯定废了不少口舌
Yeah. Way to go, Stu.
耶厉害啊斯图
Hi, guys.
嗨伙计们
Oh, Stuart. Stuart.
哦斯图尔特斯图尔特
What are you doing here?
你们在这干嘛?
What are we doing here? Um...
我们在这干嘛? 嗯...
We, uh, came to see your world-famous lawn.
来看你家举世闻名的草坪
Oh, no, but we don't like it
但我们更喜欢
as much as that.
那边的
Look at that. Oh, yeah.
看啊哦
That's Kentucky blue seed.
那是肯塔基蓝草
Pricey.
贵的要死
What's going on?
你们到底怎么了?
I'm sorry, man.
抱歉兄弟
Are you okay, Stuart?
你还好吧斯图尔特?
What are you doing?
你要干嘛?
I am looking for a rock
找石头
to throw through that window.
砸那窗户
You were right, Phil. You said I never get mad.
你说的没错菲尔我从不发火
I don't express my anger.
把火憋在心里
Huh-huh, well, watch this.
哈哈这回你看好了
Stuart, as your attorney,
斯图尔特身为你的代表律师
I'm going to have to advise you...
我建议你
is that the biggest rock you can find?
找不到更大的石头了么?
There's gotta be a bigger one.
肯定能找到
Bigger rock. Come on.
大石头一起找吧