足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S01E02

Part 2 July 23, 2021, 7:23 p.m.

Okay, you heard the man.
你们今年早些时候把他们打得很惨
Y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year,
所以我和教练不会干涉你们的比赛计划
so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan.
但是…
But...
我们想调整一下更衣室里的行为准则
we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.
如果互联网教会了我们什么
And if the Internet has taught us anything,
那就是有时候匿名反而更容易倾吐心声
it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously.
对吗所以我让内特做了一个老式的意见箱
Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box.
嘿看看
Hey, look at that.
嗯我跟我侄女一起做的她喜欢手工所以…
Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so--
挺好的我也喜欢了解一下你的私人生活
Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life.
很可爱
This is lovely.
所以如果有人有任何不满或疑问
So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered,
就给我们写个纸条塞进去
just go ahead and drop us a note.
不管是毛巾的颜色
You could have issue with the color of the towels
还是自动贩卖♥♥机的食物什么问题都能提
or, heck, the food in the vending machine.
听上去不错吧
Sound good?
好的好极了明天见
Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow.
我们现在成绩平平四场比赛输了三场
Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four,
而你却关心更衣室里的零食够不够好吃
and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough?
好吃吗
Are they?
天啊
Jesus Christ.
不好吃
They are not.
让你久等了泰德
That's a long time to wait, Ted.
我尊重你不忙不慌的做事风格
Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
那么第一天正式上班你感觉如何
So, how was your first official day?
我不确定
I'm not entirely sure
你们这里的最小计量单位是什么
what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here,
但我的进展基本上就那么多吧
but that's about how much headway I made.
可你看上去丝毫没有气馁
And yet, you seem undeterred.
帅气的出场
Solid entrance.
你愿意做哪种动物狮子还是熊猫
What would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
我还有事先走了
I don't have time for this.
好的
Okay.
-泰德 -肯定是熊猫啊
-Ted? -Gotta go panda.
你疯了吗熊猫又肥又懒而且身上的毛一股尿味
Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur.
狮子呢强大又充满威严是丛林的霸主
Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle.
去跟大象说说看我可以选大象吗
Try telling that to an elephant. Can I be an elephant?
狮子或熊猫
Lion or panda.
-熊猫 -狮子
-Panda. -Lion!
-什么东西是黑白红相间的 -不知道是什么
-What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What?
一个靠近狮子全身挂彩的熊猫必须选狮子
A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
好吧
All right.
那个瑞贝卡是一个非常强势的高个女人
That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman.
我是说她眼神锁定我的一瞬间我汗都下来了
I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I started sweating.
没有啦她这人就是有点情感障碍你跨过去就好了
Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em.
嗨宝贝
Hi, babe.
给钥匙
Here. Keys.
嗨杰米你愿意做狮子还是熊猫
Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda?
教练我就是我
Coach, I'm me.
我为什么想做其他动物
Why would I wanna be anything else?
我想你可能自己都没意识到你的心理有多健康
I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
再见
Cheers.
《午夜法庭》
Night Court.
哇
Wow.
-他是狮子 -绝对是狮子
-He's a lion. -Definitely lion.
熊猫能吃下与自己体重相当的竹子你知道吗我儿子告诉我的
You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that.
-不会吧 -你在说什么呢
-No! -What are you talking about?
熊猫就是有这种本事
Pandas are capable of it.
我不知道它们会不会经常这么干
I don't know how often they actually do that.
从尼日利亚过来之后山姆的成绩日益下滑
Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria.
也许英超联赛超出了他的能力范围
Maybe the Premiership's too much for him.
不他只是需要在这里过得更舒适一点仅此而已
No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.
-他周六就20岁了 -正好生日
-He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday.
我们为他准备点特殊活动
We'll do something special for him.
让偏离航线的船只回到正轨好吗
Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah?
嘿
Hey.
看看大家都写了什么
Let's see what we got here.
“傻屌♥”
"Wanker."
看看还有没有别的 “滚开傻屌♥”
Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."
“我希望你被巨无霸汉堡噎死”
"I hope you choke on a Big Mac."
-幸好是匿名的 -不罗伊签了自己的名
-Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one.
-罗伊 -这个好
-Roy. -Here's a good one.
“淋浴水压太低” 记下了
"Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that.
“傻屌♥” 好的
"Wanker." Yep.
我不要大声念出来
I'm not gonna say that word out loud.
又是一个“傻屌♥”
Another "wanker."
你不能让他们叫你傻屌♥ 泰德这个词不好
You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
傻屌♥是什么意思
What's a wanker?
我是视觉型学习者谢谢你我懂了
I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you.
不客气
My pleasure.
好的我有个主意
Okay, I got one.
不如我跟一只虚张声势的猫一起
What if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat
为妓♥女♥演奏迷你吉他
to play tiny guitars for women of the night
一边读亚历克斯哈利最煽情的小说
as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?
你要跟穿靴子的猫穿一条裤子
You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,
一边为妓♥女♥演奏音乐一边读《根》
playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots.
不我想说的是《马尔科姆X自传》被骗到了吧
No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha.
好吧
All right.
来了帮我拿一下啤酒
Here we go. Hey, hold my beer.
让我看看你的本事小姑娘来吧让我看看
All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got?
你开玩笑呢吧
Are you kidding me?
你看到了吗
You see that?
他像大嘴怪一样把你耍得团团转
She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil.
是啊没错只是没有那些讨厌的…
Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying...
还是不对
Wrong again.
为什么这么一件小事都做不好希金斯
Why is this so hard for you, Higgins?
现在什么时间
What time is it?
“和老板的饼干时光”
It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time!
还有希金斯嗨
And Higgins! Hey.
三个人有点多
Three's a crowd.
我完全不介意插在中间伙计
Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy.
嘿老板看看这个
Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow.
我们接着昨天的话头继续说
Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday.
第一场演唱会肯尼罗杰斯对吗
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
最爱的演唱会 1995年野兽男孩在HORDE音乐节上那场
Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.
你会爱上这个故事的
You're gonna love this story.
事实上你们这里播了OJ辛普森案了吗
Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here?
泰德拜托你不能这样随心所欲跳着华尔兹就进来了
Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish.
那我换成踢踏舞怎么样类似这种
What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that.
或者我可以走太空步进来
Or I can moonwalk in.
虽然最近的新闻闹得沸沸扬扬但这个舞步还是很有趣的
Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do.
-泰德 -你要从我的角度看待这件事好吗
-Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay?
这个大楼里的所有人都是团队的一份子 AFC里士满的一份子
Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.
团队要加深感情对吗
Team's gotta bond. All right?
不如这样我和希金斯今天一起吃午饭
I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today.
对了我办公室正好有沙拉
Yes. We're having salads in my office.
好的一会见了老板
All right, catch you later, boss.
希金斯午饭时见好吗
Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
凯撒沙拉一会见
Caesar you later.
说得好
Yes. Yes.
他令人无法抗拒
He's intolerable.
天啊太不顺畅了
Boy. That is bad.
得找个人来检查下这家伙的前列腺
Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate.
天啊
Jeez.
好的
Yeah.
嘿山姆你赶紧去楼上一趟
Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
希金斯想跟你谈谈
Higgins wants to talk to you.
走吧快点
Let's go. Move it, move it.
好了他走了
Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone.
把门关上嘿伙计们听我说