足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S01E09

Part 3 July 23, 2021, 7:24 p.m.

All right, here's the deal.
最后一个完成往返跑的人是烂番茄开始
Last one to start, stop, then start again is a rotten egg. Let's do it.
教练我今早洗澡的时候想到了一个笑话
Hey, Coach, I thought of a joke this morning in the shower.
英国猫头鹰会说什么?
What does a British owl say?
教练英国猫头鹰会...
Coach, what does a British owl--
我刚才说...
I was saying earlier that--
你这样子好像我拿着鼻屎在追你一样
You're acting like I'm chasing you with a booger or something.
好吧我知道怎么回事了
Okay. All right. I see what's going on here.
是因为罗伊吧?
This is about Roy, ain't it?
所以你打算不理我对我冷处理这是一个套餐啊
So you gonna give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment. That's a combo.
送不送中杯饮料?
Does it come with a medium drink?
好吧
Fine.
嘿内特英国猫头鹰说什么?
Hey, Nate, what does a British owl say?
你要假装你没听见我说话
You gonna do that move where you act like you don't hear me
然后走开是吗?
and then you just walk away, huh?
好吧
Yeah.
你至于跑那么远吗?
It's like that now, huh?
我可去你们的吧我要专注于训练
Heck with both of you guys. I'm just gonna focus up here on practice.
很好丹尼坚持住加油
There you go, Dani. Dig in, baby. Come on.
-该死 -没关系罗伊
-Fuck. -It's all right, Roy.
-该死! -跟上罗伊!
-Fuck! -Keep up, Roy!
-你可以的罗伊 -该死!
-You got this, Roy. -Fuck!
就是这样都发泄出来罗伊发泄出来
That's it. Swear it out, Roy. Swear it out.
该死
Shoot.
好吧
Okay.
耶
Yeah.
你在这儿啊
There you are.
(里士满)
嘿
Hey.
这里有这么多椅子呢
There's a lot of other seats.
是啊但我买♥♥的是这个座位的票
Well, yeah, this is what my ticket says.
你还好吗罗伊?
How you doing, Roy?
还好你呢?
Fine. You?
挺好的
Good, good, yeah.
我在网上看了一个视频
I saw this video online
一只小猫和一只小鸡成了朋友
of a kitten and a little baby chicken becoming friends
一起玩的视频
and just hanging out together.
挺逗的...我给你看我存在手♥机♥里了
It was-- Well, here, let me show it to you. I got it right here.
你到底想说什么?
What's this about?
挺好笑的因为我妈每次有什么难以启齿的话要对我说
It's funny, 'cause whenever my mom has something tough to talk about with me,
她都会...先说些其他的
she'll... you know, she'll start it off saying something
一些奇怪的平常不会说的好话
about, I don't know, something weird, something overtly nice.
我刚想到
And, yeah, I just thought the idea
猫和鸟成为朋友这个想法挺好的
of a cat and a bird being all simpatico was nice.
听着罗伊我们最近在讨论对阵曼城的首发阵容...
Look, Roy, we've been talking about the starting lineup against Man City--
你敢你不准让我坐冷板凳
Don't you dare. You're not fucking benching me.
-不是我就是跟你聊聊罗伊我... -是啊聊聊你就只会这个
-Well, no. I'm just talking here, Roy. I-- -Yeah, talking. That's all you do is talk.
说你永远支持我的屁话
Talking all that bullshit about how you've got my back.
-嘿我是支持你的 -胡说!
-No. Hey, I do have your back. -Bullshit!
你假装是一个守信的人其实你谎话连篇
You pretended to be a man of your word. You're fucking full of shit.
你去死吧去你大爷的!
You can go fuck yourself. Fuck you!
我在你身上看到了很多惊喜的变化
There are a lot of surprises happening here.
比如说你的小胡子
Like that tiny little beard.
这叫凡戴克山羊胡以那个十七世纪的弗拉芒画家命名的
It's called a Van Dyke after the 17th century Flemish painter.
-好的 -我认为这能代表我现在的感受
-Right. -And I think it makes me look how I feel.
淡定
Chill.
希金斯夫人是什么感受?
How does Mrs. Higgins feel about it?
她讨厌死了
She hates it with a white-hot intensity.
好吧听着...
Right. Look...
我跟泰德坦白了我全都告诉他了
I came clean to Ted. I told him everything.
结果如何?
How did that go?
你知道那家伙做了什么吗?他原谅我了
You know what the little shit did? He forgave me.
-真是个混♥蛋♥ -是啊
-Fucking asshole. -I know.
但我不是为这个来的
But that's not actually why I'm here.
我想跟你道歉...
I wanted to apologize to you for...
我对你的态度太恶劣了
treating you so poorly
我还强迫你参与我那愚蠢幼稚的把戏
and forcing you to be an accomplice in my moronically childish scheme.
我真的很抱歉希金斯
I am truly sorry, Higgins.
哇
Wow.
谢谢你瑞贝卡
Thank you, Rebecca.
我迷失了一阵子
I lost my way for a minute.
是啊
Yeah.
但我已经回到正轨上了
But I'm on the road back.
我看得出来这很适合你
I can tell. You know what, it suits you.
不像你的胡子
Unlike that beard.
抱歉没忍♥住
Sorry. Had to.
我家里从来没有过小孩
I don't think I've ever had a child in my house before.
杰米呢?
What about Jamie?
不过我们不能让她随意乱翻
We can't let her go snooping around though.
我可不想让她找到我的震动棒
I don't want her to find my vibrator.
是啊那是个问题她妈说不准碰电子产品
Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. Her mum said no electronics.
你最近还好吗?
So, how are you doing?
挺好的
Fine.
我觉得小孩子挺神奇的
I do kind of think kids are pretty incredible.
她的新牙齿会把旧牙齿顶掉
I mean, she's got new teeth that push out her old teeth.
人类身体是个奇迹
The body is a miracle.
我上次坐冷板凳的时候...
You know, the last time I was on the bench...
你准备好谈论重要的事了
You are ready to talk about real stuff.
太好了
That's great.
稍等一下
Wait one second.
坐这里
Come sit here.
抱着这个
Take this.
好了咱俩都准备好了说吧
Okay, we're both ready. Lay it on me.
罗伊肯特从小到大一直是每个队伍里
Roy Kent has been the best player on every team he's been on
最优秀的球员
since he was a kid.
我喜欢成为罗伊肯特
I like being Roy Kent.
我不知道能不能接受自己只是一个叫“肯特”的废物
I don't know if I can handle just being some loser has-been called Roy.
“你好吗罗伊” 挺好的 “你最近在忙什么?” 无所事事
"All right, Roy?" Yeah. "What you been up to?" Fuck all.
天啊顾影自怜的男人太性感了
God. I think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy.
-别闹了 -不我是认真的
-Stop it. -No, seriously. I do.
如果你开始跟我讲以打比赛为生有多难的话
And if you start telling me how hard it is playing a game for a living,
我可能会高♥潮♥哦
I think I might come.
这对我而言不仅是比赛
It's not just a game to me.
我只会做这个
It's all I've ever known.
这就是我
It's who I am.
这是我的全部
It's all I am.
菲比?
Phoebe? Phoebe?
你能过来一下吗?
Can you come here for a second?
你说得对齐柏林飞船乐队太棒了
You were right. Zeppelin is amazing.
等你听了奶油乐队再说吧
Wait till you hear Cream.
但是首先我需要你闭上眼睛好吗?
But first, I need you to close your eyes for me, yeah?
好的你能描述一下你的罗伊叔叔吗?
Okay. Can you describe your Uncle Roy?
任何你能想到的事情开始
Everything that you can think of. Go.
他是我叔叔他的胡子很扎人
Well, he's my uncle. His beard is scratchy.
他给我买♥♥冰淇淋
He buys me ice cream.
他经常骂人
He swears a lot.
他真的很好笑
He's really funny.
我爱他
And I love him.
做得好菲比
Well done, Phoebe.
看到了吗?我没听到任何与足球运动员相关的描述
See? I didn't hear anything about being a footballer.
谁在乎她怎么说啊?她才六岁
Who gives a shit what she has to say? She's six.
关键是你根本不知道人们是怎么看待罗伊肯特的
The point is, you don't know what people think about Roy Kent.
其次罗伊肯特重要的是你是如何看待罗伊的
Secondly, all that matters, Roy Kent, is what you think about Roy.
你的前男友在跟别的男人下棋?
That your old girl playing chess with some other bloke?
-是的 -太残忍♥了
-Yep. -That's fucking brutal.
她只是在玩游戏
She's just playing her game.
你要坚强听到了吗?
You stay strong, you hear?
你是一个帅气的男人
You're a beautiful man.
嘿伙计们
Hey, fellas.
就咱俩喝有点多了吧
Well, that's a lot of pints just for us.
我以为你跟罗伊之间不会太愉快
I thought you might've had a tough time with Roy.