足球教练（2020）

你想走吗
You wanna leave?
我不想让他得逞
I don't wanna give him the satisfaction.
瑞贝卡 我们是时候再次成为朋友了
So, Rebecca, it's time to be friends again.
尤其是我和贝克丝每周都会跟你一起
Especially since Bex and I are gonna be sitting with you
坐在老板坐席上
every week in that owner's box.
我不会每周都去的
I'm not going every week.
我会
Well, I am.
而且每周 当他们把摄像机对准我
And every week, when they shove a camera in my face
问我你的现状如何时 我都会告诉他们
and ask me how I think you're doing, I will tell them.
我不会手下留情的
It'll be relentless.
鲁伯特 你们挺把这些飞镖 当回事的 是吧
So, Rupert, y'all take your darts over here pretty seriously, huh?
这个…还有那个你们都玩的撞球游戏
This and... what's the billiard game y'all do
名字像是饼干品牌的
that sounds like a brand of cookies?
-斯♥诺♥克 -对 就是这个
-Snooker? -That's it. That's the one, yup.
天呐 我喜欢披着厚重的毯子 蜷缩在沙发里
Boy, I'd love to curl up on a couch under a weighted blanket,
一边看《电子情书》 一边大快朵颐“斯♥诺♥克”饼干
watch You've Got Mail and devour a box of Snookers.
让我来试试
See what we got here.
嘿 中了
Hey! There it is.
-你喜欢飞镖吗 泰德 -还行
-Do you like darts, Ted? -They're okay.
我更喜欢玩丢沙包
I'm more of a, you know, cornhole man myself. Yeah.
来场比赛如何
How about a game?
我们可以赌点什么 比如说一万英镑
We could, you know, maybe wager, say, £10,000?
正如我的医生 在我迷上意大利宽面时告诫我的
Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to fettuccine Alfredo,
这对我而言有点过了
that's a little rich for my blood.
不如这样吧 如果你赢了
How about this? If you win,
我可以让你挑选本赛季 最后两场比赛的上场球员
I'll let you pick the starting lineup of the last two games of the season.
但如果我赢了 你不能靠近老板坐席
But if I win, you can't go anywhere near the owner's box,
至少瑞贝卡还掌权的时候不行
at least not while Rebecca's still in charge.
泰德
Ted.
你在干什么
What the hell are you doing?
我相信有些人会称之为“骑士精神”
I believe some folks call it white knighting,
但我只是跟着直觉走
but I'm just following my gut here.
-没事的 -不 泰德
-It's okay. -No. Ted.
-你觉得怎么样 -我接受
-What do you think? -You're on.
-好的 -开始和结束时都要得分
-Okay. -Double in, double out.
都按你说的来 鲁鲁
Whatever you say, Rupe-a-dupes. Yeah.
记得告诉我输了还是赢了 好吗
Just let me know if I'm winning or losing, all right?
我都忘了我把这个带在了身上
I forgot I had these on me.
等下
Yeah. Wait a second.
我都忘了我是个左撇子
I forgot I'm left-handed.
这下有意思了
This is gonna be a hoot.
-我们去哪吃晚餐 -是个惊喜
-So where are we going for dinner? -It's a surprise.
好哎
Cool.
我有件事要问你
I need to ask you something.
那天你说你太忙了 没时间给我回短♥信♥…
So, the other day when you said you were too busy to text me back...
对 因为我很忙
Yeah, 'cause I was busy.
但你从没告诉我你在忙什么
But you never told me what you were too busy with.
嗯 因为是私事
Yeah, 'cause it was private.
你还在跟其他人约会吗
Are you dating other people?
如果是的话也没关系 但我想知道 我不想当个傻瓜
It's okay if you are. It's just that I wanna know so that I don't look stupid.
是练瑜伽 好吧
It was yoga, okay?
我和一群60岁的女人练瑜伽
I do yoga with a group of women in their 60s.
她们不知道我是谁
They have no idea who I am,
一周两节课 能提升我的核心力量
it's twice a week and it's really good for my core.
通常一堂课一小时 但莫琳最近在闹离婚
Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's been going through a divorce
她需要找人倾诉 发泄出来
and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam.
结果我们去了同志吧 一直待到凌晨两点
We all ended up at G-A-Y till 2:00 a.m.
之后我们和一群扮装皇后 去了巴勒姆区吃可丽饼
and then we had crepes in Balham with some drag queens.
我都说了 这是私事
Like I said, it's private.
我现在要亲你了
I'm gonna kiss you now.
除非这次又会把你吓跑
Unless it's gonna make you run away again.
我知道你想慢慢来 我尊重你的决定 但是…
I know that you wanna take this slow and I really do respect that, but it--
也许我可以摸摸你的屁♥股♥ 或是你可以摸摸我的…
Maybe I could just touch your arse a little bit or you could touch mine--
你太没礼貌了吧
Where's your manners?
你应该先问过再拍照
You're supposed to ask before you take something.
比如说 我可以拿走吗
For example, may I take this?
-不行 -我他妈非要拿
-No. -Well, I'm fucking taking it.
拿着 这是我们第一次约会的照片
Here. It's pictures of our first date.
走吧 我做饭给你吃
Come on. I'm cooking for you.
180分
One hundred and eighty!
恭喜你 鲁伯特 太棒了
Well in, Rupert. Get in!
闭上你的臭嘴 不然我给你缝上
Shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you.
我可以给你一份攻守名单呢 泰德
Shall I be giving you the lineup card now, Ted?
我会让奥比桑亚防守 那才是他该待的地方
I shall be putting Obisanya back on defense where he belongs.
我就是这么说的 对吧
That's exactly what I said, didn't I?
不 这不全是泰德的错
Now, now, it's not all Ted's fault.
是我的前妻把这个乡巴佬弄来这的
My ex-wife's the one who brought the hillbilly to our shores.
我知道她做事向来冲动
I know she's always been a bit randy,
但我没想到她会对整支球队下手
but I never thought she would fuck over an entire team.
嘿
Hey!
我拿飞镖的时候有点礼貌
Better manners when I'm holding a dart.
拜托了
Please.
（鲁伯特-傻屌♥）
梅 我怎么才能赢
Mae. What do I need to win?
两个内环120分 再加一次靶心
Two triple 20s and a bull's-eye.
祝你好运
Good luck.
知道吗 鲁伯特我这一辈子都被人低估
You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life.
很多年来 我不知道为什么会这样 曾经一度让我十分困扰
And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me.
但是有一天 我载着儿子去学校
But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school
我看见印在墙上的沃特惠特曼的一句名言
and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman and it was painted on the wall there.
写着“保持好奇心 但不要评判他人”
It said, "Be curious, not judgmental."
我喜欢这句话
I like that.
于是我回到车上 开车去公♥司♥
So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work,
突然之间我明白了
and all of a sudden it hits me.
那些曾经看不起我的人 他们当中没有一个人有好奇心
All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious.
他们以为自己什么都懂
They thought they had everything all figured out.
所以他们评判一切 评判所有人
So they judged everything, and they judged everyone.
我意识到他们低估我这件事…
And I realized that their underestimating me...
跟我是谁毫无关系
who I was had nothing to do with it.
因为如果他们好奇的话 他们会问问题
'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions.
你知道吗
You know?
比如 “你经常玩飞镖吗 泰德”
Questions like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"
我则会回答：“是的 先生
To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir.
每周日下午 我都和爸爸去体育酒吧
Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father,
从我16岁开始 一直到他去世”
from age ten till I was 16, when he passed away."
烧烤酱
Barbecue sauce.
-很精彩的比赛 鲁伯特 -走吧 我们走
-Good game, Rupert. -Come on, let's go.
你是个很漂亮的安慰奖
You are a very lovely consolation prize.
瑞贝卡 泰德 好好享受你们的下午时光
Rebecca, Ted, enjoy your evening.
梅 一如既往
Mae, as always.
我的天啊 太他妈爽了
Holy shit, that felt good.
很有意思 是啊
That was fun. Yeah.
-还有一件事要做 -什么
-Only one thing left to do now. -What's that?
我一定要这样吗
Do I have to?
喝酒我请
Drinks are on me!
（AFC里士满）
伙计们 我可以看你们 做这种欢快的韩国♥军♥事训练
Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing
看上一整天 但我需要你们帮个忙
you do all day, but I need a favor.
我们为你两肋插刀 教练
We'll die for you, Coach!
这有点过了 山姆 但我明白
That's a little dramatic, Sam, but I see how you got there
你是想接我那个军事的梗
with me invoking the military and all.
我们要这么做
Now here's what we're gonna do.
你们中有谁看过《芝麻街》
How many of you fellas ever seen Sesame Street?
-早上好 希金斯 -早上好 稍等
-Good morning, Higgins. -Good morning. One sec.
对 挺直了 好的
Yeah, that's good. Straighten up. All right.
好了 再等一下 就差我了
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on one sec. Let me get in my spot.
好的 我来了
Okay. Here it comes, here it comes. Let's go.
（嗨 老板 ）
嗨 泰德
Hi, Ted.
听不见
Can't hear you!
嗨
Hi!
耶