公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）
Only Murders in the Building S01E09
Part 4
Oct. 13, 2021, 9:10 a.m.
because they're afraid to come here.
我损失的收入要算你头上
That lost revenue is on you.
我的孩子们害怕到不敢睡自己房♥间
My kids are too scared
to sleep in their own rooms.
所以现在我只能跟会拉裤子的小朋友
共睡一张床
So now, I share a bed with people
who are actively shitting themselves.
有时你得先弄乱才好收拾干净
Well, sometimes you do have
to make a mess to clean one up.
别担心 各位 我们不做了
Don't worry, folks. We're done.
-你在干什么？
-你说什么…
这件事影响太大了
This is getting way too messy!
所以 是的 播客和调查都到此为止了
So, yes, the podcast
and the investigations are over.
希望一切都会尽快恢复正常
All will be back to normal hopefully soon.
我们得商量一下 你不能自己就…
-I know-- I'll talk about it later!
-You can't make that--
我知道 我晚点会跟你说 我们会说…
太晚了
It's a little late for that.
根据大楼的规章制度
As per the building's bylaws,
如果有八个或十个住户
对另一个住户提出投诉
if eight or more tenants file complaints
against another tenant,
就可以将其驱逐
they can be evicted.
我们已经对10D采取了措施
We've already taken action on 10D,
但或许我们应该对12E和14C的去留
发起投票
but perhaps we should take
a vote on 12E and 14C?
等下 你说什么？
Wait! What?
你不能驱逐我姨妈
You can't evict my aunt.
不 只是你
No. Just you.
在座的各位认为没有这三个笨蛋
By a show of hands,
who here thinks our building
would be better off without
these three fuckwads?
大楼会更好的请举手
嘿！
-Hey!
-I, for one, am actually...
我其实挺感谢他们几个的
grateful to the fuckwads.
他们的工作让我做出了选择
Their work might lead to my answer.
我的爱猫的毒理学报告结果出来了
艾芙琳是被毒死的
A toxicology report came
back on my beloved cat,
and Evelyn was poisoned.
和蒂姆中的毒一样
With the same poison that killed Tim.
此外
Furthermore,
我把艾芙琳从冰箱里拿出来时
发现它少了一条腿
one of Evelyn's legs was missing
when I removed her from my freezer,
我有理由相信凶手闯进了我家
leading me to believe
that the killer broke in
试图偷走艾芙琳的尸体
来掩盖他或她自己的踪迹
and tried to steal Evelyn's body
to cover his or her own tracks.
-可是为什么只拿走一条腿？
-艾芙琳有一双美♥腿♥
Why would they just take a leg?
Oh, Evelyn had some gams on her.
霍华德 有六个人投诉
说你的公♥寓♥传出难闻的气味
Howard.
You've had six complaints
about noxious odors coming
from your apartment.
所以 如果我是你 我会低下头 举起手
So, if I were you,
I'd keep my head down
and put your hand up.
你别霸凌他 邦尼
Don't you bully him, Bunny!
真是受够了你和你的纽约合作社权力游戏
Enough with you and your
New York co-op power games.
同意驱逐《女作家与谋杀案》三名成员的
请举手？
All in favor of evicting
all three members of Murder, She Wrote?
好极了 我今天就办理手续
Terrific! I'll start
the eviction process today.
剩下的人 如果你是谋杀犯…别再杀人了！
The rest of you, if you're a murderer...
stop murdering!
知道吗？等我们解开了这案子
一切都会没事的
You know what? It's all gonna be fine
once we solve this case.
别管什么案子了
- Stop with the fucking case.
- Whoa, you know what?
哇 我还有一些别的
跟这个电梯无关的事要做
I'm gonna run errands that
are not in that elevator.
好吧 所有人 深吸一口气
Okay,
everybody just take a breath.
显然 结果不太好 但奥利弗说得对
Clearly, that didn't go well,
but Oliver is right.
如果我们找到了谋杀犯
委员会就必须重新考虑 但是…
If we find the murderer,
the board will have to reconsider--
You two won't stop.
你们俩不懂得适可而止 我女朋友被刺伤
现在我还房♥子也要失去了？
My girlfriend's been stabbed.
I'm losing my home now?
伙计 珍的事我们非常遗憾
Buddy, we feel terrible about Jan!
真的 我们不该无视她的想法
We really do. And we shouldn't
have dismissed her ideas.
我能告诉你一件事吗？
And can I tell you something?
粉丝对她的角色意外地都是好评
The comments from the fans
for her character
have been surprisingly positive.
你没认真听 我不干了！
You're not hearing me. I'm done!
我不做危险的事 所以我找了替身
I-I-I don't do dangerous things!
That's why I have a stunt double!
我不喜欢受伤
I don't like getting hurt,
自从你们俩走进了我的生活中
我就被危险和疼痛包围着
and ever since you two
have been in my life,
I'm surrounded by danger and pain!
与你之前一潭死水的生活相比吗？
As opposed to nothing at all?
哦 毒舌梅布 26岁的年纪
就无所不知 请分享一下吧
Oh. It's mean Mabel,
who clearly has all the answers at 26.
Please do share.
天啊 查尔斯 对孩子好点
Christ, Charles. Cut the kid a break.
她不是孩子 我们认为她是孩子
是因为我们老了
She's not a kid.
We only think she's a kid
because we're old!
我们早该想到…你早该想到
And we should've known bett--
You should've known better,
but you rushed into this podcast
但你一时头脑发热就做了这个播客
你总是这样
headfirst, like you always do,
而且你还把另外两个人带到了悬崖边上
and you took two more bodies
over the edge with you!
《水花四溅2》奥利弗·帕特曼作品
Splash 2!
An Oliver Putnam production!
这太恶毒了 漂亮的反击 但非常恶毒
Well, that was mean.
A great callback, but incredibly mean.
我要你和你所有的东西都离开我的公♥寓♥
I want you,
and all of your things, out of my place.
所有证据 我要退出 我退出
All the evidence. I want out. I'm out.
抱歉 我很擅长正面刚
Sorry, I'm not good at confrontation.
很精彩 声明一下 我28了
Well, that was pretty good to me.
And for the record, I'm 28.
我想在我居住了30年的家里
I just want to take care
of my injured girlfriend
for my final days in my home of 30 years.
照顾我受伤的女友 直到终老
等这个公♥寓♥没了
她就是我人生中唯一的安慰了
Once my apartment is gone,
she'll be the only good thing in my life.
我的妈呀
Oh mama.
查尔斯
-Charles.
-Of course.
当然了 又发生了 你不到一小时就…
It's happening again.
Took you less than an hour--
我需要换绷带
I needed my bandage changed.
你以为我们在干嘛？
What did you think was happening?
干那事
That.
我知道萨斯让你很抓狂 但你不会真以为
我会背叛你吧？
I get that Sazz pushes your buttons,
but you really thought I'd cheat on you?
我认为任何一个优秀的人都会背叛我
I think anyone great would cheat on me.
事实是 我在戏里的性♥爱♥镜头
也是萨斯替我的
The truth is Sazz doubled me
for sex scenes, too.
显然 我胯部动作不够自然
我相信你肯定注意到了
Apparently, my hip motions
weren't natural,
which I'm sure you noted.
所以我以为 因为这个还有遇刺的事
And I just thought, you know,
between that and the stabbing,
你有充分的理由移情别恋
you had plenty of reasons
to look elsewhere.
我喜欢你胯部的动作 总是出人意料
I like your hip motions.
-They're surprising.
-Then, uh,
那你为什么收拾东西？
why you packing your stuff?
因为明天晚上我有一个重要的独奏会
Because I have a big solo tomorrow night.
斯特拉文斯基的《火鸟》是很少见的
Stravinsky's Firebird is
one of those rare pieces
可以让巴松管第一椅闪光的曲子
in which a first chair bassoon
really gets to shine.
-我今晚必须待在自己家
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