公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）

Only Murders in the Building S01E09

Part 2 Oct. 13, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

我们可以继续享用迪马斯熟食店
美味的蘸酱和鸡肉卷
from Dimas Delis, safe in the knowledge
把心放到肚子里店主在过去的几个月里
that the owners haven't murdered anyone
in the last few months.
没有谋杀过任何人
《大楼里唯一的谋杀案》
加时
只有我一个人很开心看到迪马斯父子
因为他们没做过的事被指责吗?
Am I the only one happy
the Dimases got accused
of something they didn't do?
"活该一对混♥蛋♥"
Back at you, fuckers.
我也很开心但究竟是谁杀了蒂姆?
I like it, too, but who killed Tim?
珍遇刺之前有人在她门上贴了字条
I mean, there was a note on Jan's door
before she got stabbed.
奥利弗的狗被人下毒前门上也有个字条
There was a note on Oliver's door
before his dog got poisoned.
所以是有一个人到处给别人贴条
So what, there's just this
person running around
leaving notes, poisoning,
and stabbing, and...
然后又是下毒又是捅人的…
-等下你…
-是啊你才发现啊
Wait, did you just...
Yeah, it took you long enough.
我得梳洗一番
I had to clean it up.
我爸爸要带我去上城见个律师
My dad's taking me upstate
to meet this lawyer
他说可以帮我洗清罪名
who says he can help me
get my name cleared.
多亏了你
All thanks to you.
我不确定我喜欢
I don't know if I like it.
-让我看看
-好
- Why don't we see?
- Yeah.
-你喜欢吗？
-我现在喜欢了
-Do you like it? Yeah?
-I like it.
-是吗？
-我现在喜欢了
I like it.
迁出通知书
好吧
Okay...
所以随后的六个小时
So, for the next six hours,
I'm fightin' off a live gator
我用一个碎掉的波旁酒酒瓶
跟一只活的鳄鱼战斗
with a broken-off bourbon bottle,
而这家伙则在抱怨坐汽艇被晒伤了
and this guy's complaining about
a sunburn he got on an airboat.
真不敢相信他竟然没告诉你这件事
I can't believe he didn't
tell you this story.
我们刚认识几周
Well, we've only known
each other a few weeks,
其中一半时间
我都用来从袭击和刺伤中恢复
and half that time, I've been recovering
from an assault/stabbing.
可爱所以你们刚好上？
Oh, adorable.
So you two are freshly in lurrrve, mm?
了解彼此的怪癖
探索怎么做能让对方高♥潮♥
Learning each other's foibles,
discovering what makes the other climax.
你正好在他因为那个播客名声大噪时
搭上了他
And you're getting with him
right as he's heating up,
what with this podcast.
名声大噪谈不上吧
- I don't know about "heating up."
- Hey, hey.
嘿我一直在收听好吧？
法隆的脱口秀节目上提到你了
I've been listening, okay?
I saw you on Fallon.
昆丁马上要找你拍电影了伙计！
You are about to get Tarantino'd, man!
你需要我在一旁助你东山再起
And you're gonna need me
by your side for the resurgence.
该死是我的经纪人我必须得接
Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent.
I have to take this.
你好赛
Hello, Sy.
对我跟他在一起呢他看上去好极了
Yeah, I'm with him right now.
He looks great! Mwah!
可能得稍微给我化老点
Probably gonna have to
age me up just a little bit.
对加个双下巴眼袋什么的就齐活了
Yeah, some jowls, some eye stuff,
and then we're good to go.
好的哦对
Okay. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我要跟他谈谈我下一部戏的事
Hey, listen, um, I gotta talk
to him about my next gig.
我给蒂尔达·斯文顿做替身我能…
I'm doubling for Tilda Swinton.
Hm. Can I, uh...
你可以去隔壁房♥间接电♥话♥
Yeah, you can take it in the next room.
蒂尔达的肩膀和屁♥股♥的尺寸跟你一模一样
Oh! Tilda's shoulder, hip measurement?
Exact same as yours.
珍你能给我煮点咖啡吗？
Hey, Jan, you think you could, uh,
rustle up a little coffee?
她挺有意思的
She's kind of a kick.
是的所有人都喜欢萨斯
Yeah, everybody loves Sazz.
-萨斯？这是她的姓吗？
-对
Sazz? That's her first name?
Yeah. Sazz was always more
popular than I was on the set,
萨斯在片场比我受欢迎
她什么事都做得比我好
and she was better
at everything than I was.
我表示怀疑
-I doubt that.
-Oh really?
是吗？去问问我的前女友库琪
她甩了我跟萨斯好了
Well, ask my ex-girlfriend,
Cookie, who left me for Sazz.
-什么？
-没错第六季
-What?
-Yeah, season six.
然后我还要继续跟她拍三季
And then, I had to spend
three more seasons with her
每天看着她跟库琪腻歪
while she shacked up with Cookie.
我不能解雇她因为摄制组一定会恨死我
And I couldn't fire her
'cause the crew would hate me.
现在我不喜欢她了
-Well now, I don't like her.
-Hm.
我不想让你觉得自己比任何人差
查尔斯·海登·萨维奇
I don't want you feeling second
to anyone, Charles-Haden Savage.
-我去开
-我去煮咖啡
-I'll get that.
-I'll get the coffee.
嗨你好点了吗？
-Hey, how you feeling?
-Oh, better.
好多了我有最棒的看护照顾我
I have the best caretaker
looking after me.
真甜蜜啊
Oh, that's so sweet.
那个好男人在哪？
Where is that good guy?
你听见了吗布拉佐斯？你仍然宝刀未老
You hear that, Brazzos? You still got it.
我的天！抱歉
-Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry.
-Ah!
你们好吗？
What up!
-搞什么？
-我演《布拉佐斯》时的替身
-Ah! The fuck?
-Ah!
My stunt double from Brazzos.
萨斯·帕塔基这种事经常发生
Sazz Pataki. Happens all the time.
哦你…哇对一个1990年代的人来说
你真的很与时俱进了
Oh, you're...
Wow, that's pretty progressive
for the early '90s.
是啊大家都叫我"开创者"
我还有很多别的代号♥
Yeah, well, I've been
called a groundbreaker,
among other things.
女替身很厉害
A stuntwoman. That's badass.
-我自己也会做特技
-是啊你骑过摩托
I did some of my own stunts.
Yeah, you rode a bike.
-有人要喝咖啡吗？
-好啊
Mm. Anybody want coffee?
-Uh, sure.
-Yeah, I guess.
-好的
-我去开
I got it.
-谢谢
-谢谢
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
我一直在看你那个《美丽心灵》展示板
You know, I've been looking at your, uh,
"Beautiful Mind" situation back there.
我有些想法
I have some thoughts.
邦尼是个贱♥人♥
你好珍你后背怎么样了？
So, Bunny's a fuckface.
Oh! Hey, Jan. How's your back?
如果弓着背能好一点
-Oh, better if I hunch.
-Oh, terrific.
好极了我家里出了一点小问题
Got a little kerfuffle
at my place.
邦尼把门锁换了
但她同意让我回去取些东西
Bunny changed the locks on me
but she let me back in
to grab a few things.
放心我不会在这儿永久定居他在吗？
Obviously, I'm not moving
in permanently. Is he here?
-他在里面
-好的
-He's in there.
-Alright.
查尔斯我要借住…
Charles! I need to camp--
好吧我不知道你做了什么整容
但有点过了
Okay.