公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）
Only Murders in the Building S01E09
Part 3
Oct. 13, 2021, 9:10 a.m.
I don't know what work you've had done,
but it's too much,
这绝对不是你想听到的第一个反馈
and that is not the response
you first want.
是填充吗？
- Is that filler?
- I'm over here.
我在这儿
天啊 这是怎么回事 《变脸》吗？
What the...
What is this, Face/Off?
这些怎么跟刺伤珍的人扯上关系了
如果是霍华德…
How any of this connects
to whoever stabbed Jan,
if it's Howard,
我不明白
- I just don't get this yet.
- Well, look,
我们知道蒂姆用枪威胁过霍华德
we know that Tim threatened
Howard with a gun
因为他的猫总是跑就进蒂姆的公♥寓♥
because his cat kept going
into Tim's apartment.
-如果我们…
-大伙 我能提个建议吗？
- What if-- W-w-what if we s--
- Gang.
Might I offer up a notion here?
你们漏掉了一个非常关键的点
动机 这是情杀
You're missing one very big thing.
Motive.
This was a crime of passion.
蒂姆·科诺先是被下了毒 然后被枪击
Tim Kono was drugged,
then shot.
这说明凶手是有预谋的
Well, that requires premeditation.
感情引发的愤怒 要看到一个人受折磨
再一枪崩了他的脑袋
Romantic fury. The desire
to see someone suffer
before you blow their brains out!
-好吧 嗯
-有意思
-Huh. Okay, yeah...
-Interesting...
Fascinating, but the cops are on this now,
很有趣的观点 但警方已经在查了
我们的追踪能力很差
-and our track record is lousy.
-Sazz,
-萨斯 你想看一下自杀遗书吗？
-拿来吧 亲爱的
can I show you the suicide notes?
Bring 'em on, hon.
我提出要帮忙的时候
Uh, I'd like to point out
that when I offered to help,
所有人都把我赶回家挨捅
everyone sent me home to get stabbed.
萨斯是特技替身演员 珍
我想她知道自己在说什么
Sazz is a stunt double, Jan.
I think she knows
what she's talking about.
在这儿呢
And here it is.
“我厌倦了孤独的感觉”
"I'm just tired of feeling lonely."
我想说 自杀的人是不会这么写遗书的
Might I offer that is not what
you write to cover a suicide.
你会写“我想死”
You use words like "I want to die."
这是一个爱而不得的谋杀犯
不小心留下的证词
This is an accidental confession
- from a lovelorn murderer.
- I am riveted.
-你成功吸引了我的注意 她比你强多了
-佩服
-She's so the better you.
-So impressive.
Oh, and what are these?
Lookie here.
这是什么？看看
Cocktail glasses from the garbage
the night of the murder?
案发当晚垃圾袋里找到的鸡尾酒杯
所以 蒂姆跟他的凶手
一起愉快地喝了杯波旁酒吗？
Oh, so Tim was just enjoying
a nice, smooth bourbon
with his killer?
我们看见了这杯子 但没多想
就是让我觉得口渴
We saw those. We just...
I think they made me thirsty.
是啊 我跟你赌一百块
他们肯定会回来毁掉下毒的证据
Yeah, I'll bet you a hunsky
they come back positive
for the poison that killed Tim.
你找到了爱上蒂姆的人 你就找到了凶手
You find the person in love with Tim,
you've found your murderer.
我们没有找到蒂姆跟别人约会的证据
我不明白
We never found any evidence
that Tim was seeing anyone.
I just don't get that.
因为这涉及到对激♥情♥的理解
Well, that's because it involves
an understanding of passion.
什么？
-Excuse me?
-Hey, no offense.
无意冒犯 你只是不是那种
会完全屈服于感性的男人
You're just not a guy who's
ever let himself get swept away.
这是真的
-Oh, that's true.
-Oh, who told you that? Cookie?
谁告诉你的？库琪？
事实证明 遇到对的人 我也可以充满激♥情♥
Because it turns out
I can be very passionate
with the right person.
-好痛
-抱歉
-Oh!
-Oh, sorry!
伙计们 我喜欢你们的推理
但我现在无家可归
Okay, guys, I-I-I'm loving all this.
Really into it,
but I'm currently homeless,
我唯一能夺回我家的方法
and the only way I'm gonna
get my place back
就是在邦尼今天的业主会议上打败她
is if I beat Bunny
at her own building meeting today.
-你打算怎么做？
-拿回话语权
-Yeah, and how are you gonna do that?
-Take back the story.
她一直在煽动大家的情绪
You know, she's doing this
negative spin on everything,
但我们是这栋楼的英雄
but-but we're the heroes of this building.
没有我们 你可能在自己的家里被害
都没有人知道
Before us, you could be
killed in your own apartment,
and no one would know it.
我不能把珍一个人留在这里
I can't leave Jan here alone.
I'll keep watch for you, pal.
我替你照看她 就像从前一样 好吗？
Just like the old days, right?
你去吧 我没事
You go. I'm okay.
看看这些警♥察♥
- Whoa. Look at all these cops.
- Yeah.
没有什么比在监狱里蹲了十年
Nothing more calming
after 10 years of lockup
出来后看到一群蓝色制♥服♥更令人平静的了
than your home swarming with blue.
是啊 但这会让大家安心 专业人士上场了
Yes, but this should
make everyone feel good.
-The pros are on it now.
-And by pros, you mean
你说的专业人士是指
遗漏了外行发现的所有线索的那些人吗？
the people who missed everything
the amateurs found?
他在那儿 霍华德·莫里斯
There he is. Howard Morris.
我也许会伤害他
或者至少要跟他进行一次严肃的谈话
I may hurt him.
Or at least speak to him firmly.
这就是你们认为的硬核谋杀犯吗？
那家伙身上沾满了猫毛
That's the guy you think
is a hardcore murderer?
- Dude's covered in cat hair.
- Okay, people.
好了 各位 请安静 坐下
Mouths closed! Keisters down!
有很多事要讨论
Lots to discuss!
首先…
First...
蒂姆·科诺的死亡案现在被定性为谋杀
Tim Kono's death has now
been ruled a homicide,
而且 显然凶手就在你们当中
and, apparently,
one of you jerk-offs did it.
另外 住在14C 12E和10D的住户…
Also, the tenants in 14C,
12E, and 10D
大楼里唯一的谋杀案
违反了我们的隐私条例
把我们都变成了播客里的角色
have violated our privacy and home
by making us all characters in a podcast.
对 但这个播客揭发了大楼里的谋杀犯
Yeah, a podcast, by the way,
that revealed a murderer in the building,
which I-I'm sure the rest
of you all appreciate.
我相信你们大家都心存感激
如果现场有粉丝 我这里还有几件
官方授权的扎染卫衣
And for any fans, I do have
some officially licensed
tie-dye sweatshirts, uh... if interested.
如果感兴趣的话 只要49块9毛9
And only 49.99.
很合理的定价 剪裁非常修身
Somewhat reasonable, I think.
Very slimming, as you can see.
我为了一个晚宴买♥♥了12磅的牛胸肉
I bought a 12-pound
brisket for a dinner party,
结果 因为我们大楼成了谋杀案发地
没有人愿意来了
and now no one wants to come
because we're the "murder building."
我那些牛胸肉怎么办 布拉佐斯？
What am I supposed to do
with my brisket now, Brazzos?
I mean, sandwiches?
不如试试 三明治呢？
有没有想过如果一个谋杀犯去调查谋杀
Is anyone else thinking
how smart it would be
这会是多么完美的伪装？
for the murderer to
investigate the murder?
-我说的是你 白鬼
-我听懂了
I'm talking about you, Whitey.
Yeah, I think I'm getting that.
我这周有四个客户取消了预约
因为他们不敢来
I've had four clients
cancel therapy this week
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