史密斯夫妇（2024）

Mr. & Mrs. Smith S01E01

Part 5 Feb. 18, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

我还好
Yeah.
我从窗户出去你从前门出去
I'll take the window, you take the front door.
好的 -好的
Okay. -Okay.
在家里见
Meet me back at the house.
你之前还说什么让我们逐步适应
Easing... easing us in.
是啊
Yeah.
好吧
All right.
好的 -再见
Okay. -Okay.
嘿
Hey.
注意安全
Be safe.
9人死于房♥屋爆♥炸♥
简?
Jane?
你是简吗?
Are you Jane?
我是来道晚安的但接着就被吸到这张床上起不来了
I came to say good night and then I got sucked into the bed.
这张床太棒了
This bed is amazing.
马毛
Horse hair.
什么?
What?
它是用马毛制成的
It's made out of horse hair.
马毛是哪来的?
How do they get the hair?
我觉得是从马身上剃下来的
I think they shave them.
那么你依然没动摇吗?
So you're still not intrigued?
我们完成了那项任务
We did the job, we finished the mission.
给我们的命令就是那样的
That's all we were asked to do.
要是我们当时再多停留30秒呢?
And if we'd stayed 30 seconds longer?
高风险
It's high-risk.
我们接的就是高风险的任务
That's what we signed up for.
好吗?
Okay? -Mm-hmm.
我们得给那只猫起个名字
We got to name that cat.
麦克斯
Max.
塞缪尔怎么样?
Samuel?
我喜欢塞缪尔
I love Samuel.
不我觉得...我喜欢麦克斯感觉...
No, I think...I think Max suits him.
可麦克斯像是狗的名字
Yeah, Max just sounds like a dog's name.
它是只猫所以名字要尊贵威武
You know, it's a cat so it's got to be regal.
我们都妥协一下肯定会有个名字让我们俩都...
We can compromise, t-there's got to be a name...
我喜欢妥协真的
I love compromising, I really do.
我现在急切地想在所有事情上都妥协但它必须要叫麦克斯
And I can't wait to compromise on everything... but Max.
麦克斯是你的猫
Max is your cat.
是你从家带来的吗?
Like, you brought him? From your house?
是的
Yeah.
我就知道...我就知道它是你的猫
I knew it was... I knew it was your cat.
之前在咖啡馆时
I lied.
我说谎了
Back at the café.
我杀过人
I have killed people.
我是阿富汗战争里第一批操控无人机的士兵
I worked some of the first drones in Afghanistan.
我并不以此为荣
I'm not proud of it.
我要回我的房♥间去了
I'm gonna go to my room.
嘿
Hey.
跟万人迷一起吃煎饼是迪娜的主意
It was Dina's idea to get pancakes with Buddy Love.
我一直都很害怕
I was terrified the entire time.
好的
Okay.
晚安简
Good night, Jane.
晚安约翰
Good night, John.
好的
Okay.
哇! 所以一个全新的人生
Wow, so... Just a whole new life.
我对此没问题
I'm okay with that.
以此纪念迈克尔S斯隆最伟大的诚实之人
别碰那个! -别碰那个!
Don't touch that!
他刚掉了一个炸♥弹♥吗? -我们...
Did he just drop... -I......a piece of dynamite? -Let's-let's...
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所以你们俩共事?
So you two work together.
是的 -是的
Yes.
那你们俩是做什么工作的?
And what is it that you two do?
我们是计算机软件工程师
We're computer software... engineers. -Software engineers.
等我们都挣到了某个金额我们就分道扬镳
Let's make a certain amount of money, and then we can part our ways.
没问题
Sure.
你们俩有多亲密?
How's the intimacy between the two of you?
非常好 -很不错
Yeah. It's great. -It's great.
我想说我知道这样度蜜月让你们很不爽
I mean, I know this is some sort of twisted honeymoon for you people.
你就是这么吃东西的
This is how you eat. -
你是想睡我还是想帮我挽回婚姻?
Trying to sleep with me or fix my marriage?
我不想失败 -我们不会失败的
I don't want to fail. -We're not gonna fail.
跪下
Get on your knees. -
16楼!
Sixteenth floor!
还不赖对吧?
Not too bad, right? -Um...
非常糟糕
it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.
任务未完成:一次失败还剩两次机会
他想知道你们是否合得来
He wonders whether or not you guys are compatible.
婚姻是你建造的房♥子有时你的品位会变
Marriage is a house you build, and sometimes, your tastes change.
我发誓绝不会杀你的
And I vow never to kill you.
我看不出来你是不是在开玩笑
Can't tell if you're joking.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ See the pyramids ♪
♪ Along the Nile ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ Just remember, darling, all the while ♪
♪ You belong to me ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ See the marketplace in old Algiers ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ Send me photographs and souvenirs ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
♪ Just remember when a dream appears ♪
♪ You belong to me ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ I'm gonna be so alone ♪
♪ Without you ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ And I'm hoping ♪