史密斯夫妇（2024）

Mr. & Mrs. Smith S01E04

Part 4 Feb. 18, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

于是就有了“嗨嗨” -对挺好的
But, yeah, Hihi stuck. -Yeah, they're good.
他们挺好的 -是的
They're good. -Yeah.
只是不容易
Um, just tough.
我想我们花了些时间去理解指令比如...
I think it took a while for us to, like, understand the parameters of what...
等等 -没错
Wait, wait, wait. Yeah.
什么你们俩是什么级别?
What-what level are you two?
高风险 -是的高风险
We're high-risk. -Yeah, high risk.
你们呢?
How about you?
超高风险 -超高风险?
Super high-risk? -Super high-risk?
是的 -哇
Yeah. -Wow.
我们很喜欢
We like it.
符合我们的性格 -是的
It fits both our personalities. Yeah.
但谁知道呢? 也许有一天
But who knows? Maybe one day,
我会全拿来交换降低风险级别?
I'll trade it all in and, and go low-risk.
你会吗? -是的要知道
You know? Yeah. You know,
穿上制♥服♥...
put on a uniform and...
是的我知道 -送送包裹什么的
...and deliver some packages.
七月会有场暴风雪
There will be a blizzard in July...
送包裹的人他们...
The delivery guys, they're...
这可说不好 -他们都是史密斯
You don't know that these guys, they make good money. -...they're Smiths.
...他们待遇很不错
Because the-the low-risk.
低风险给我们送货的人...
Oh, my God. -They're the-the guys who were giving us the... -The g...
那个... -非常合理
Oh, yeah. -That makes so much sense.
如果考虑经济利益你们会改去做低风险吗?
For the benefits, do you think you could go low-risk?
不会 -也许会
No. I don't think I'd do it. -Maybe.
我觉得我不会那样我会觉得无聊
I'd get bored.
你会吗? -是的
You would do it? -Yeah.
有些挺不错的活儿那就像做园丁你...
There's something nice. It's like a gardener. It's like you...
你知道活儿什么时候会干完都是重复劳动
You know when it's done. And you have your repetition, but I-I think
但我觉得让詹姆斯邦德送水果花篮
there's something probably sad about...
可能会令人有些难过
James Bond delivering Edible Arrangements.
那样可能不是很好
That's-that's probably not great. -That's right.
那么你想提高你的级别吗?
So, would you ever want to up your level?
我考虑过
I've thought about it.
是啊 -是啊
Yeah.
我们都试过了 -是的
And we've t-tried both. Yeah.
超高风险可以说没什么不同
I mean, super high-risk is hardly any different.
只不过收入和待遇要好得多
Really? -Except the money and the perks are way better.
没什么不同待遇显然要好得多
Yeah. O-Obviously, yeah.
我的意思是我认为我们可以...
I mean, I think we could...
我认为我们可以胜任我会试试看的
I think we could do it. I would try it.
是的我... -我会
Yeah. I'd-I'd... -I'd be...
感兴趣的 -当然
interested in that.
尝试看看也挺有意思的
Absolutely. It'd be fun, to try.
是的 -总有一天
Yeah. -One day.
好的 -那么...
Yeah. So, um...
你们俩有多亲密?
how's the intimacy between the two of you?
从感情上来说是什么情况?
Mm. -How's that working? Romantically.
什么... -是的
What's... Yeah.
很好 -非常好
It's great.
很不错 -真的很不错
It's great. -It's really great.
怎么了? 是真的!
What? It is. -
我知道! 我在多管闲事我很抱歉
I know, I'm meddling, I know, I'm sorry.
太不可思议了两位 -我就是觉得...
It's mind-blowing, guys. -But I'm just, like,
这很有趣 -我们...
uh, it's fascinating to me.
我们...我们一开始说好...
Yeah. We, um, we had, we...we had rules at first. Uh...
是的 -不会
Yeah.
跟对方上♥床♥
To not sleep with each other.
什么? -什么?
What?
是的 -一开始的时候
Yeah. -Initially, yeah.
我们... -怎么会? 是的
Wow. -But then we...I mean, how... -We...Yes.
扯掉了对方的衣服...
...we ripped each other's clothes off
就在我们见面的第一晚 -怎么会?
the first night we met. -How did you do that?
我无法抗拒
I couldn't resist.
我们也没那么久
It wasn't that long. We-we...
我们没用... -我们得杀了人
We had to kill somebody
才有性致
to get in the mood, so, like...
所以可以说...
That's pretty much... yeah.
我反正是理解不了因为我们住在同一栋房♥子里
I just don't understand because we're living in the same house, you're doing all this
你们一起做些疯狂的事然后...
insane shit together, and then,
我是说应该很自然才对吧? 那样... -是的
I mean, naturally, right? I mean, it's so... charged. -Yeah.
很能带动情绪我是说... -当然了没错
Of course. Yeah, yeah, no. -Yeah. No.
我只是不想搞得难以收场懂吗?
I mean... -I just didn't want it to be messy.
因为我们是业务上的搭档而且真的...你们懂的
You know? 'Cause we're business partners and really, it... you know?
是的我想我们只是不希望产生困扰
Yeah, we just didn't want it to get confusing, I guess.
你不会吃醋吗?
And you don't get jealous?
不我不会吃醋
No, I don't get jealous.
她就像一个机器人
She's like a robot.
我不像机器人 -她就像...
I'm not a robot,
我只是不会吃醋
I just don't get jealous.
要是让你吃醋了那对不起
Sorry you get jealous.
我想知道...
I want to know...
哪怕他因为出任务跟人调情
when he's flirting just
我都会很生气 -真的吗?
on missions. Really?
哦真的 -说得好像都是我说的算似的
Oh, yeah. Now I sound like such a rule maker, but, like,
一开始我们之间有约定...
we made this pact at first...
有很多约定 -...我们要...
It's a lot of pacts....that we would--
刚开始的时候我们约定说
this is when we first started--that we would
要赚到一定金额的钱
make a certain amount of money,
然后一旦实现了我们就会
and then once we made that,
分道扬镳 -是的
we'd part ways. Yeah.
哦不
Oh, no. Uh, what? Excuse...
别笑了
Stop.
对不起
是啊你们俩可以
Yeah, like you two can just,
分手并退出就像...
you know, break up and quit, like...
你能想象公♥司♥会不会那么开明呢?
Can you imagine if the company was that open-minded?
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
我要喝一杯
I need a drink.
给...水
Here, the water.
是的那里有水
Yeah, like, the water's right there.
不要劲儿更大的东西比如...
Uh, no. Something stronger, like...
有... -你身后有个小酒吧
There's, um... -There's a bar behind you.
好的各位抱歉 -就在那儿
Uh, okay, okay. Guys, sorry.
不 -不没关系
No, no, no, no. -No, that's fine.
那让你笑得这么开心我很高兴 -你笑吧
I'm glad that it made you laugh.
天啊
Oh, man.
那你觉得如果不是公♥司♥分配你们搭档
So, do you think if the company
你们会合得来吗?
hadn't matched you, that you'd be compatible?
我认为...
I think, um...
我不知道我觉得简
I don't know, I feel like Jane is, like...
非常聪明我...
...so smart, and I...
我以前从未遇到过她这样的人
I just never have met anyone like her.
是的我真的...我真的很尊重他
Yeah, I really, I really respect him.
我觉得他...
I think he has...
心地很善良
he has a good heart.
是的我...
Yeah. -Oh. -Whoa.
一他一次会打三个喷嚏
One. He sneezes in threes.
保佑你
Bless you.
是的
Oh. -Yeah.
他一次要打三个喷嚏? -是的
He sneezes in threes? -Yes.
二 -我的天啊
Two. Oh, my God. -Oh, wow.
哇现在...
Well, now...
现在最后一个最隆重的要来了
now is the big finale.
不我们很公平
Nah, we're fair.
我不知道自己支持的是谁!
I don't know who I'm rooting for.
不
No.
不别这样!
Go! Come on!
她特有劲儿老兄 -好吧我不得不承认
She's tiny but she's crazy strong, dude. -Okay, I've got an itch.
她看上去不像...
That is, that's not helping.
是你的指甲抠到我的血管了