史密斯夫妇（2024）

No, you just don't like that I was doing it well without you.
那才是问题所在
That... -That's what... That's the problem.
你觉得那让简很困扰?
Oh, and you feel that this bothers Jane?
这是事实
I know it does. I mean...
如果实话实说
if we're being honest,
我跟黑人很投缘
I was bonding with Black people...
哦 我的天啊 -而且那是
Oh, my God. -...and it was something
她做不到的
that she can't do as well.
所以某种程度上 我有她永远 无法拥有的优势 这让她很不爽
So I had access in a way that she will never have, and it bothered her.
你和那些人在一起
You were in there with these guys, they were just talking
只是在谈论不同类型的女孩
about different kinds of girls and w-wh...
还有顺从的女孩 我是说... -不
submissive girls, I mean... -No.
你们投缘是建立在性别歧视上的
What you were bonding over was being sexist.
就是这样
That's what it was. -How so?
这从何讲起? 再多说说 -不
Say-say more about that.
我们当时在聊米娅
No, we were talking about Mya.
你知道我以前迷恋谁吗?
You know who I was obsessed with back in the day?
米娅 -是01、02年吗?
Mya. '01, '02?
哦 我记得米娅吗? 妈的
I remember Mya. Oh, shit.
我以前会在周三下午四点时赶紧回家 就为了看MTV节目
I used to run home, 4:00, Wednesday afternoon, MTV, just sitting there...
就坐在那儿 想把西斯克挡住
...trying-trying to get Sisqó out of the way. Just like...
搞什么啊? 黑鬼
"Fuck, nigga."
米娅到底发生了什么事?
What did ever happen to Mya?
那正是我们当时在谈论的 我们说...
That's exactly what we were talking about. We were saying,
她嫁给了有钱人 然后却心想:“我不需要这样”
like, I think she married, like, rich and then was like, "I-I just don't need this,"
是的 -然后决定一个人过
and just decided to, like, be on her own. -Yeah.
她心想:“我要...” 我们说:“你还记得那首歌♥...”
She was like, "Oh, I'm just gonna..." But I just...We were like, "Oh, remember that song," like...
♪ Forget about ♪
是啊
Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah.
我记得我很喜欢那个视频
I remember loving that video. -Oh.
太棒了 是和西斯克一起唱的吗? -是的 没错
It's so good. -Yeah. With Sisqó? -Yeah.
我们只是在谈论我们有多爱米娅
Like, we were just talking about how much we love Mya.
简
Jane. -Mm-hmm?
你的肢体语言现在表达了很多
Your body language is saying a lot right now.
这件事的难处在于
What's hard about this is that
我认为你身边有其他男人时 你就会有点装
I think you perform a bit when you're around other men.
我没有 -你有
No. No. -Yeah.
没有 -我觉得...
I think...
你跟他们在一起时会装模作样 甚至连笑都跟你平常不一样
You were performing with them. You weren't even laughing like yourself.
我就是这么笑的 -不是
Well, we were doing a... uh, that's how I laugh. Nope.
我从没听过你那样笑
I have never heard you laugh like that.
当我觉得某件事真的好笑时 我就是那么笑的
That's how I laugh when I think something's actually funny.
那才是我真正笑的样子
That's my real laugh.
怎么了? -“真的好笑”
What? -"Actually funny." Did you hear that?
你听到了吗? -约翰
John, let's...
在这儿的时候 我们尽量避免使用
let's try to refrain from using cruel or absolute language
残忍♥或绝对的语言
while we're in here.
你们在外面可以想做什么就做什么
Outside of here, you can do whatever you want.
这么说并不准确 但你们懂的
Not really, but you know.
我认为周围有其他男人时 他才会那么做
I think it's something that he does when he's around men.
也不知道那是不是跟他爸有关系
Mm-hmm. -And I don't know if it has something to do with his dad
或是跟你的成长方式有关 考虑到你妈是如何...
or if it's something to do with the way you grew up, with how your mom... -Wow. Okay. L-Listen.
好吧 听着 我们有治疗师 这里有治疗师
We have a therapist. We have a therapist here.
让治疗师做她的工作 好吗?
Let her do her job, okay? You don't...
你这样就越俎代庖了 好吗?
Y-You're being out of pocket, all right?
那是什么意思?
What-what does that even mean?
我认为约翰说“越俎代庖”
I think what John means by "being out of pocket"
意思是说你越界了
is that you are crossing a boundary.
谢谢
Thank you.
好吧 他在这次谈话中
Okay. Okay, fine. He was crossing a lot of boundaries
可没少越界
when he was in this conversation.
怎么...越什么界了? -越界了
What boundaries? -You...
你说了对我种族歧视的话
You were being racist. He was saying racist things about me.
我没有...
I was not.
我爱拉丁女人 但我不爱她们的家庭 伙计
I love Latina women, but I don't love they families, man.
他们干涉得太多了
I mean, they just, they just be too involved.
这我倒是不知道
I don't know about that.
我信不过与自己家人不亲近的女人
I can't trust a woman who isn't close to her family.
我同意 一个与家人不亲近的女人 是不正常的
Facts. Something wrong with a woman who's not close with her family.
这能让你看出她们身上的很多东西
I-It tells you a lot about them.
你戴着戒指
You have a ring. -Mm.
那你肯定已婚了
You must be married.
是的
Yep.
是跟拉丁裔吗?
She a Latina?
其实是跟亚裔 -妈呀
Asian, actually. -Oh.
兄弟 什么? -我去过东方
Nigga, word? -I went East.
你去过东方 你...
Yo, you went East with... -
东部国境 -是的
East of the border?
你很幸运 因为我喜欢亚裔
You a lucky man, 'cause I love me some Asians.
他们低调保守
Yeah. -They low-key conservative.
没错 -他们知道自己的角色
That's facts. -They know their role.
我妻子可不是那样的
Mm-hmm. -Not mine.
完全不是
She's not like that at all.
她一定是菲律宾人
She must be Filipino.
她是日本人 但我从未见过她的家人 所以她可能是低调的韩国人
She's Japanese, but I never met her family, so she could be low-key Korean.
我甚至都不能确定 知道我在说什么吗?
I don't even know, it's like...
我知道你不是低调的韩国人 显而易见
I-I know you're not low-key Korean. Like, that's obvious.
我... -不
Like, I... -No, no, no.
我明白你所属的那个族裔
I do recognize that in your individual communities,
某些交流方式是允许的
certain ways of communicating are permissible,
但我认为你们同族裔之间 通过种族主义
but...I think bonding over racism within that community
通过调侃你妻子来联络加深感情 并不属于那种交流方式
at your wife's expense is-is hardly the way to go about that. -This...
问题不在于此 好吗?
our... the problem wasn't about that, okay?
重点不在于我说了什么 而在于她做了什么
It wasn't about what I said. It was about what she did.
看吧? 这就是这个家伙的问题 -老兄 那很痛
See? That's the thing with this nigga. Nigga, it hurts.
不 让我...不 让我说一下
No, no, no, no. Let me t... No, no, no, no. Let me talk.
我一直告诉这个黑鬼 别那样扭脖子
I keep telling this nigga, don't crack your neck like that.
去你的吧 -你以后会后悔的
Fuck that. -You're gonna regret it later, man.
这正是我想告诉他的 起床后做15分钟瑜伽
That's what I'm trying to tell him, nigga. Do some yoga. 15 minutes when you get up.
15分钟? 这要求太高了
Mm-hmm. -15 minutes? That's asking a lot. -Look,
来个人给这个黑鬼解释下我在说什么
somebody explain to this nigga what I'm talking about.
你现在还年轻 可能不需要这样
Look, right now, you're young. You probably don't need to do it.
15分钟在早上似乎很长...
You know, 15 minutes seems like a long time in the morning.
我经历过事儿 但继续说
I mean, I've been through some shit, but then...
保养 你越注重保养身体 将来受益就越多
Listen... -Maintenance. The more you put into your body, the more you'll get out of it.
等将来老了 你不会想像这样伸着脖子
You know those old folks that you see walking down the street with their necks like that?
在街上走 -我上台阶确实挺费劲
You don't want to be that. -Y'all do look like y'all struggle up the steps.
别那么做 好吗? -谢谢你 约翰
Don't do that. I appreciate that. Thank you, John.
生命在于保养
Life is maintenance.
我喜欢这句话
I like that.
哟 这黑鬼什么来头?
Yo, who is this nigga?
哟 我真的很喜欢那句话 伙计
Yo, I-I really like that, man.
告诉你 那可是箴言
I'm telling you, it's real shit.
这些家伙是认真的吗?
Are these niggas serious?
我不知道他们他妈的在说什么...
I have no idea what the fuck they're talking...
♪ Now swing my body right to left...
不!
Nah, nah, nah, nah!
♪ You gotta see ♪
♪ Tonight, baby...
我他妈的饿死了 拿上那个包 离开这里吧
Ugh, I'm fucking starving. Just grab the bag and get out of there.
所以是简让那笔交易达成的?
Oh, so Jane closed it?
是的 用非常激进的方式
Yeah. -Yeah. Very, very aggressively.
妈妈!
Mom!
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
这是居家办公的后果之一
This is one of the consequences of working from home.
我去告诉他我正在做治疗
I'm just gonna tell him I'm in a session.
好的 -好的
Okay. -All right.
告诉她你嫉妒了 还有你差点害死我
Just tell her you were jealous and that you almost got me killed.
全都是出于你的嫉妒心
Oh, what? -You almost got me killed.
我没害死你 我他妈的救了你
I didn't get you killed. I fucking saved you.
你没救我 我不需要你的帮助
You didn't save me. I didn't need your help.
你现在死了吗? -我现在死了吗?
Oh, really? Did you die? Are you dead right now? Am I dead right now?
对 你死了吗? -你疯了吗?