史密斯夫妇（2024）

Mr. & Mrs. Smith S01E03

Part 5 Feb. 18, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

You said fucking no? !
你竟然说了... -加沃尔! 我没有说“不”!
You said... -Gavol, Gavol, I didn't say no.
好吧我说了“不” 但是... -我都听到了!
I mean, well, yes, I said no. -I heard what you said!
我当时嘴被堵住了可耳朵没有! 你说了“不”
My mouth was gagged, not my ears, and you said no.
而且说得非常冷漠 -加沃尔我们以前讨论过这件事!
And it was very fucking cold. -Gavol, we talked about this.
我们说好了的
We talked about it, we said that
如果处于一种... -是的我知道我们说过什么
if we were ever in a situation... Yeah, I know what we said,
但你的第一反应就是想让他们杀了我!
but your first instinct was just to kill me!
呼吸
没错可你没死我非常高兴
It was. And now I'm so fucking glad you're not dead.
哦好的
你因为我没死而感到高兴让我好欣慰啊
你的手指有知觉吗? -你居然叫他们杀我!
Do you feel your fingers?
该死
Fuck.
所以我当时才会叫你回来
This is why I told you to come back.
好的
这是冷水很快你就会感觉手指疼
This is cold water. It's gonna make your fingers hurt in a minute,
但这是好事好吗?
but that's a good thing, okay?
我们的儿子你想过那一点吗?
我的老二现在没知觉
I can't feel my penis.
你的什么? -我的老二没知觉
Your what? I can't feel my penis.
我以前从没为任何事感到这么害怕过
你的老二?
Your penis?
什么?
好吧
Okay.
有什么感觉吗?
Anything?
我爱你!
你不会失去老二的我发誓好吗?
You're not gonna lose your penis. I promise, okay?
你等下会收到我发的好多短♥信♥ 我之前非常生气
you're gonna get a lot of texts from me. I was mad.
有感觉吗?
Anything?
听着
Listen.
我们俩是一个团队需要听对方的话
We're a team. We need to listen to each other.
你不能那样任意妄为要是我们又失败了怎么办?
You can't just go rogue like that. What if we had gotten another fail?
有什么感觉吗?
Anything?
也许
Maybe...
如果你把嘴放上去会有
...if you... put your mouth on it...
你♥他♥妈♥的混♥蛋♥! -我还疼着呢
You fucking asshole! -Ow! I'm still hurt.
我还疼着呢
I'm... I'm sorr...Ah. -God.
天啊 -老二刚才开始疼了
It's just, it started hurting a second ago.
没事
It's okay.
你是真的关心我吗?
You really care about me.
是的
Yeah.
我真的真的很在乎你
I really, really care about you.
而且...
我也关心你 -不但是...
Hey. I care about you, too. No, but...
我是真的真的很在乎你
I, like, really... really care about you.
所以你不得不同意让对方杀了我才能意识到你仍然爱着我
So you had to agree to my death to realize you still love me?
好吧这样听起来很奇怪但是是的的确是这样
Well, that makes it sound weird, but, yeah. Yeah.
这些短♥信♥
These text messages...
“你最好要么挨枪子要么死掉”
"You better be shot or dead." -
我的妈呀
Yeah, damn.
就没有你不威胁的人啊 -把那些短♥信♥删了
You're just threatening everybody's lives. It's like... -Just delete them.
我一个老太太
...me, an old lady...
任务结束了赶紧删了
The mission's done. Just get rid of them.
那些短♥信♥不代表什么
Don't mean anything.
这样挺好的
This is nice. -Mm-hmm.
晚上同床共枕 -是啊
Sharing a bed at the end of the day. I know.
等我们回去之后你想这样吗?
You want to do this when we get back?
哪样? -住一个房♥间?
What? -Share a room.
真的吗?
Really?
你想这样吗? -你听上去就像一只卡♥通♥小老鼠
You want to do that? You sound like a little cartoon mouse.
真的吗?
Really?
好吧我很惊讶 -如果你愿意我会做的
Well, I'm surprised. -Yeah. I'll do it if you want to.
好吧我愿意但我希望你也愿意
Well, yeah, I want to, but I hope you want to, too.
如果不想我就不会提出来了
I wouldn't have brought it up if I didn't want to.
好啊好极了 -好棒
Okay. -All right. -Cool.
你没事吧? -没事我只是要去散散步
You all right? Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna go for a walk.
因为我想吃点东西亲爱的我饿了
I just want to get some snacks, babe. I'm kind of hungry.
要知道你可以就在这里解决
You know you can just let it out right here?
我是说放出来就是了
I mean, just...fart.
你在说什么呢?
What are you talking about?
我觉得你要放屁 -我的天啊我不是要放屁
I think you have to fart. -Oh, my...I don't have to fart.
你... -我知道你那天晚上放屁了
You're... -I know you farted the other night.
什么? -我没说出来
What? -I-I went along with it.
是因为我不想你...你似乎挺难为情的
'Cause I didn't want you to fee... You seemed like you were embarrassed.
我不在乎 -我那晚没放屁那...
I don't care. -I didn't fart that night. That's...
你没放吗? -你可真奇怪
You didn't fart? You're being weird. I'm...
我... -没关系放吧是人都会放屁
It's fine, just fart. Everyone farts,
我不在乎 -我知道我也不在乎
I don't care. -I don't... I know. And I don't care,
而且我也不想放屁但是我...我那晚没放
and I don't have to, but... And I didn't.
我还是不出去了我不需要吃东西
I'll just stay here, I don't need to eat.
就放出来吧
Just let it out. Are you...?
你在放吗? -没有
Are you farting right now? -No.
我的天啊!
Jesus Christ. -
天啊 -闭嘴
Oh, my God. -Stop.
我要跳窗了 -约翰没那么臭闭嘴!
John, it's not that bad. -Oh, I'm gonna jump out the window. -Stop!
哦我的天啊继续打我 -闭嘴!
Oh. Oh, my God. Just keep hitting me.
我需要分下神
I need to distract my body.
♪ Girl of my dreams ♪
♪ You are so real ♪
♪ I love you so ♪
♪ You're so real ♪
♪ Girl of my dreams ♪
♪ Keep on playing that sweet song ♪
♪ Play for me ♪
♪ You are so real ♪
♪ I love you so ♪
♪ Play for me ♪ -♪ Girl of my dreams ♪
♪ Keep on playing that sweet, sweet melody ♪
♪ Play for me ♪
♪ You are so real ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Girl of my dreams ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ You are so real ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Girl of my dreams ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ You are so real ♪
♪ I love you ♪