史密斯夫妇（2024）

Mr. & Mrs. Smith S01E07

Part 2 Feb. 18, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

你现在正用枪指着我
You have a gun on me.
我知道 -好的
I know. -Okay.
是约翰
That's John.
什么? -是约翰
What? -That's John.
你想让我做什么?
What would you like me to do?
把那个捡起来
P-Pick that shit up.
如果你告诉他我来过
If you tell him I'm here,
我就他妈的杀了你
I'll fucking kill you.
好吗?
Okay?
嘿 -嘿
Hey. -Hey.
你好吗? -你怎么样?
What's up? -How you doing?
我很好
I'm good. -Oh.
怎么了?
What's going on?
这里味道真好
Smells good in here.
真的吗?
Really? -
是的
Yeah.
你关于腰果的说法是对的
You, uh...you were right about cashews.
它们确实是长在树上的
They grow on trees.
是的
Yeah.
你以为它们是哪来的?
Where did you think they came from?
我不知道我原以为它们...
I don't know. I thought they, um...
我以为它们跟花生一样是长在地里的
thought they grew in the ground like peanuts.
你囤货了
Oh, you stocked up.
太好了
Awesome.
过来
Come here.
过来
Come here.
为什么?
Why?
过来 -不要
Come here. No.
来嘛 -你过来
Come on. You come here.
那我过去 -很好
I am coming here.
我们都朝对方走
You got to meet me in the middle.
快来
Come on.
过来 -好的
Come here. -Thank you. Okay.
很不错 -是的
That's sweet. -Yeah.
谁做的?
Who made that?
这件上衣吗? -你做的吗?
Uh, the top? Uh...Did you make that?
不不是
No, no. No.
看起来真的不错 -谢谢
It looks really good. -Thank you.
我真的很喜欢 -谢谢
I really like it. Yeah.
很不错 -非常棒
Nice. -That's great.
谢谢
Thank you.
我们要看那个...
Should we watch that, um...?
是的当然 -因为上次我睡着了
Oh, yeah, sure. -Yeah, 'cause I fell asleep.
我没看完而且我还没看过这个
And I didn't get to finish it, and I haven't watched since...
会很棒的
That'll be great.
是的我们开始了
Yeah, there we go.
我们上次是看到这里吗?
Is this is where we were?
我不记得了我睡着了 -是的我们看到那里了
Um... -I don't remember. I fell asleep. Yeah, we were, we were there.
好的
All right.
70年代伙计
The '70s, man.
那时候拍得更好
They just did it better.
你想听个笑话吗?
You want to hear a joke?
你怎么这么快就吃完了?
How'd you finish that so fast?
我真的很饿我不知道自己为什么会那么做
I was really hungry. I don't know why I did that.
这是精神病的征兆
S-Sign of a psychopath.
你什么意思? -我不知道
What do you mean? -I don't know.
吃冰淇淋没有嚼着吃的你... -就是这样吃的
Just you-you don't bite and chew ice cream. You---Eating...
你怎么吃?
What do, what do you do?
用舔的
Um, suck it.
我不喜欢发出啜食的声音
I don't like slurping.
好吧说得通
Ah, fair enough.
我要给你讲个笑话 -好吧
I'm gonna tell you a joke. -Okay.
好的你准备好了吗?
Okay. You ready?
“铅笔是在哪里发明的? ”
Where were pencils invented?
铅笔法尼亚
Pencil-vania.
绝对值得
Definitely worth it.
我老婆呢?
Where's my wife?
抱歉
Sorry.
简!
Jane!
♪ Girl, you think you've had loving ♪
♪ Girl, you think you've had fun ♪
♪ Girl, you ain't a-seen nothin' ♪
♪ Till I ♪
♪ Come along ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm a daddy ♪
♪ Daddy rollin' ♪
♪ I'm a daddy ♪
♪ Daddy rocker ♪
♪ I said I'm daddy ♪
♪ Daddy rollin' ♪
♪ Yeah, daddy ♪ -♪ Daddy ♪
♪ Daddy ♪ -♪ Daddy...
怎么了?
What?
♪ Daddy rollin' stone...
该死!
Shit.
♪ He's got a girl named Chris ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm gonna steal that girl, though he's twice my size ♪
♪ 'Cause I know how to do it like a-this ♪
♪ I'm a daddy ♪
♪ Daddy rocker ♪
♪ I'm a daddy ♪ -♪ Daddy rollin' ♪
♪ I said I'm daddy...
♪ Yeah, I'm daddy...
♪ I'm daddy rollin' stone, yeah ♪
简! 该死
Jane! Jane! Fuck.
蛮好玩的
That was fun.
简!
Jane!
救我!
Help!
行了
Fuck. Right there! -Okay, okay, okay, okay.
别动
Stop moving.
他妈的别动了
Fucking hold still.
不要动不要动
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
别动
Okay.
该死
Fuck.
该死!
Fuck.
该死!
Fuck!
该死的!
Goddamn it.
我们走吧
Let's go.
她要去大军广场
She's headed for Grand Army.
你是怎么知道的?
How do you know that?
因为我在跟踪她
Because I'm tracking her.
你把追踪器放哪儿了?
Where'd you put it, the tracker?
在她的背上
It's on her back.
你是怎么做到没被她注意到的?
How'd you get it there without her noticing?
我假装给她做按♥摩♥
I pretended to give her a massage.
很好
Nice.
我没看到她你呢?
I don't see her. Do you?
信♥号♥♥表明她就在这里
The signal says she's here. Right here.
喂!
Yo!
嘿! -对不起
Shit. Sorry. -Hey!
让开! 妈的
Move! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Yo, slow down!
让开! 让开!
Move! Out, out, out, out, out! Move!
让开!
Move!
抱歉 -抱歉
Sorry. -I'm sorry.
该死! -妈的!
Shit. Shit. -Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
妈的! 没关系
Fuck! Shit. It's okay. It's okay.
我们知道她要去哪 -我的天啊!
We know where she's going. Jesus Christ. -Just...
你坐下一班火车
You take the next train.
我到路面上去我会...
I'll go up on the street. I'll take...
妈的!
Fuck.
怎么了?
What?
怎么了? -我的手♥机♥没电了
What? ! -My phone died.
你是认真的吗? -我们先别吵了
Are you fucking serious? -Time-out.
别吵了好吗? 别吵了 -你...
Time-out, okay? Time-out. -Are you fuck--
你出门前
You didn't charge your phone
居然没给手♥机♥充电? -最后用的人是你
before you left the fucking house? -You had my charger last.
我没有! 我把它放在床上了 -你没有
No, I didn't! I put it in the bed. No, you didn't.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
如果我们第三次失败了要怪你
If we get our third fail, it's on you. We're not gonna fail.
我们不会失败的
Oh, we're not? -No, we--
你有一个月... -我们不会的
You had a month.