史密斯夫妇（2024）

Mr. & Mrs. Smith S01E01

Part 3 Feb. 18, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

她要走了走吧
She's leaving. Come on.
得走了你有现金吗?
Got to go. Do you have cash?
是的我有现金
Yeah, I got cash.
有人来接头了
We've got contact.
有可能是来送东西的
This could be the drop.
他拿着什么东西吗?
Is he carrying anything?
我没看到包裹
Mm, I don't see a package.
看起来像是私事
Seems personal.
是啊可能是她儿子
Yeah, it could be her son.
可能是她的男朋友
It could be her boyfriend.
怎么了?
What?
我以为你在开玩笑 -我没有
I thought you were joking. No.
我觉得不像
I don't see it.
那你以前是干什么的...
So, what are you, like...
联邦调查局还是中情局的?
ex-FBI or CIA?
差不多吧
Something like that.
你被开了?
You get thrown out?
差不多吧
Something like that.
你总得告诉我点什么吧
Okay, you got, you got to give me something.
我又不认识你
I don't know you.
是的可我们现在是夫妻
Yeah, but we're married.
我们可以休战吗?
Can we have a truce? Just-just...
就互相了解点基本信息?
can we just go over the basics?
好吧行
Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Okay.
比如什么? -比如...
Like what? -Like, um...
我可以负责倒垃圾但我不喜欢熨衣服
I'll take out the trash, but I don't like ironing.
好吧
Okay.
我喜欢睡觉前看书
I like to read to get to sleep.
我会一边做饭一边洗碗
I do the dishes while I'm cooking.
服过役 -因为我是个好孩子
Military boy. -Mama's boy.
嘿你最糟糕的特质是什么?
Okay, what's your worst trait?
吵架一定要吵赢
I can't lose an argument.
没门 -是的
No. -Yeah.
没门 -我知道那样不好我永远都是对的
No. -I know, it sucks. I'm always right.
我知道
Ugh. -I know.
这段婚姻的开端不错非常棒
This marriage is starting off on-on a great foot. Just great.
是的 -是的
Yeah. -Yeah.
如果我们失败了你觉得会怎么样?
What do you think happens if we fail?
我们的婚姻吗?
Our marriage?
我们的任务
Our mission.
我们不会失败的
We won't fail.
我想那些钱可能就是包裹?
I think that money might be the package.
有可能吗?
Maybe?
不知道很难说
I don't know, it's hard to say.
好吧
All right.
好吧
All right.
居然被我说中了 -好的
Would you look at that? -Okay.
没关系 -我厉害吧
It's okay. -Well, well, well.
我错了
I was wrong.
是吗? -是的我错了
Whoa. Were you? Yeah, I was wrong.
但至少我能接受这一点
But at least I'm okay with it.
而且我坚持那个猜测并没有什么问题吧?
And I stand by the assumption. There's nothing wrong with the assumption, okay?
好的没问题当然没问题
No, obviously, sure.
听着我不是混♥蛋♥ 好吗? -你不是
Look, I'm not an asshole. No. -Okay? It's just...
我只希望她能幸福
I just want her to be happy.
我从未见过比她更幸福的女人
I've never seen a happier woman.
我不是混♥蛋♥
I'm not an asshole.
不你完全不是她要走了
No, you're not. At all. She's moving.
樱桃巷剧院
一定就是这里了
Okay. This must be the place.
是的
Yeah.
我去干扰他们你想办法进去
I'll run interference and you find a way in.
嘿你想分散他们的注意力吗?
Hey, you want to distract them?
是的然后我给你发短♥信♥
Yeah. I'll text you.
好的
Okay.
我没有... -你没有我的号♥码
I don't have... -You don't have my number.
你要告诉我... -或者...
You want to give me... -Or...
好的输入手♥机♥号♥ -对我们交换下...
Yeah, let's... -I'll just... Put it in. -Yeah, let's just...
我应该把话说清楚我来不是为了谈恋爱的
I should be clear, I'm not in this for the romance.
只是一个耳机我想把它放进你的耳朵里
It's just an earpiece. I was trying to put it in.
对不起
Oh. Sorry.
可以吗? -可以
Is that okay? -Yeah.
对不起 -不对不起
I'm sorry. -No, I'm sorr... Yeah.
可以吗? 是我没先说清楚怪我
Is that okay? I didn't say anything. -Yeah. That was my fault.
不你放吧我还以为你... -是的我知道
No, no. Go ahead. I thought you were... -Yeah, I know.
你想让我放吗? -你放吧
You want to do it? -No, do it, please.
好的
All right.
放好了 -好的
Looks good. Yeah? -Yeah.
谢谢 -不客气
Okay. Thank you. Yeah. -Okay. No problem.
那是... -是的
Oh, that's... -Yes.
好名字约翰史密斯
Great. "John Smith."
走吧
Okay.
我想买♥♥张票
Yeah, I'd like to get a ticket. -No, sir,
先生我这里不卖♥♥票
you don't get tickets from me.
什么意思? -这里不是电影院
What do you mean? No, this isn't like a movie theater.
只有一张票
Oh, there's only one.
妈妈你的票呢?
Mom, where's your ticket?
你拿走了
You took it.
妈妈你的票呢?
我不认识你
I don't know you.
好吧
Ma... Okay.
你能帮我妈找一下她的票吗?
Can you just help my mom find her ticket?
因为我必须要进去帮我爸我妈很难搞的
'Cause I have to help my dad inside and she's driving me crazy.
你现在已经很圆润了玛丽又长了七八斤秤
You're a fine armful now, Mary, with those eight pounds you've gained.
我现在太胖了...
Oh, I've gotten too fat...
你能听到我吗?
Can you hear me?
简?
Jane?
我刚刚意识到了这个计划的缺陷
I just realized the flaw in this plan.
借过抱歉
Excuse me. Sorry. -Uh...
给我发短♥信♥
Just text me.
我进来了
有什么发现吗?
Anything?
还没有
这个女人来这儿只是为了看戏吗?
This woman really just here to watch a play?
好吧
Okay.
但刚才挺刺♥激♥的是吧?
Well... was pretty exciting back there for a second, you know?
不像这出戏这么刺♥激♥
I mean, not as exciting as this play.
听上去挺有意思的
It sounds really fun in there.
所以
So...
你之前在咖啡馆说和恋童癖一起吃煎饼
that "pancake with a pedophile" thing you said back in the café?
是真的还是在逗我玩?
Was that real? Or were you just fucking with me?
是真的我那时14岁
发生了什么?
Hmm, and what happened?
有个万人迷邀请我
和我的朋友迪娜去吃煎饼
万人迷? 有点扯我觉得你是在逗我
Buddy Love? I don't know, I think you're fucking with me.
他当时多大?
How old was he?
40多岁
快50了
感觉像是瞎编的
Um, I don't know, feels made up.
没有我们当时很饿地点是一个公共场所
在公共场所不会发生什么坏事
Yeah, nothing bad ever happens in public.
尤其是在纽约对吧?
And especially in New York, right?
所以到底发生了什么?
So what... what happened?
我们吃了煎饼他买♥♥的单
挺好的
Hmm. That's nice, I guess.
然后呢?
And how'd the date end?
我们吃完就散了他一走我们就笑得前仰后合
你们等他走了才大笑挺好的
That's very sweet of you to wait till he was gone.
这样就不会伤害到他的感情
So you didn't hurt his feelings.
我们又不是怪物约翰
不我没说你和迪娜是怪物
No, I wasn't calling you and Dina monsters.
我不知道这故事真假
You know, I can't tell if this story is true or not,
但如果是真的那我对你就非常了解了
but if it is, I know everything I need to know about you.
你要是一直发短♥信♥ 干吗还要来?
Why did you bother coming?
该死 -怎么了?
Shit. -What?
出什么事了?