爱你，维克托

哇 我们现在升到好高了啊
Wow, we're pretty high up, huh?
我们之前在地面时 看着没那么高啊
It didn't look that high when we were on the ground,
但现在...
but now...
你恐高吗
Are you afraid of heights?
不 不 这很棒 我很爱
Oh, no. No. This is amazing. I love this.
诀窍就是 别向下看
The trick is not looking down.
就 看着我就行
Just... look at me.
等等 等等 这是什么情况
Wait, wait, what's happening?
他们好像 在"呸"我们
I think they're... booing us.
呸
Boo!
呸
Boo!
呸
Boo!
爱你，维克托
第一季 第二集
-早上好 -早上好 瘦小伙
- Good morning. - Morning, flaco.
昨晚在嘉年华上 没怎么看到你啊
I didn't see too much of you at the carnival last night.
你和那个男孩玩得开心吗
Did you and that boy have fun?
-什么男孩 -就走廊那个古怪的小子
- Wh-what boy? - The weird kid from down the hall
-长得像瑞秋·麦多的那个 -菲利克斯啊
- who looks like Rachel Maddow. - Oh. Felix.
-是的 我们玩得很开心 -天呐
- Yeah. Yeah, we had a good time. - Oh, my God!
那个饥渴的小贱...
That thirsty little b-
皮拉 耶稣应该不想让你说完这句话
Pilar, I don't think Jesus wants you to finish that sentence.
埃里克刚给吉赛尔·罗德里格兹的自♥拍♥点赞了
Eric just liked one of Giselle Rodriguez's selfies.
好吧 你的异地恋男友用力点了一张照片
Okay, so your long-distance boyfriend clicked hard on a picture.
-又没有死人 -吉赛尔可能会死
- Nobody died. - Giselle might.
下次我去得州就弄死她
Next time I visit Texas.
我需要五百美元加入篮球队
So, I need $500 to join the basketball team.
用于车费和买♥♥篮球服
Uh, it's for travel and uniforms.
那些篮球服是什么做的 50美元的纸币吗
What are the uniforms made of? Fifty-dollar bills?
我也想要五百美元
I would also like $500.
没人能获得五百美元
Nobody's getting $500.
你们想要零花钱 就放学后去做兼♥职♥
You guys want some spending cash, you get an after-school job.
好了 走吧 都走吧
Okay. Vámonos, vámonos.
你能确保下你弟弟
Can you please make sure that your brother
-真的刷牙了吗 -好的
- really brushed his teeth? - Yeah.
我刷了 我是个小孩 又不是野兽
I did. I'm a child, not an animal.
我来检查下牙刷有没有湿
I'll check if his toothbrush is wet.
-能找到牙刷算你走运 -过来
- Good luck finding it. - Come on.
亲爱的 维克托是这世上最负责任的小孩了
Amor, Victor is the most responsible kid on the planet.
-真的不能给他这笔钱吗 -抱歉
- We can't just give him the money? - I'm sorry.
但他如果需要这笔钱加入球队...
But if he needs it to join the team--
搬家到这么远的地方来已经花掉很多钱了好吗
Moving across the country is expensive, okay?
不得不搬家可不是我的错
And it's not my fault we had to do that.
所以 第二天你倒是现身了
So, you turnt up for day number two?
我也不知道
I don't know,
我今天只想尽可能地低调
I just wanna fly under the radar today.
希望这24小时
You know, just go 24 hours
不会出现在傻兮兮的溪木镇树洞上
without appearing on that stupid Creek Secrets.
坏消息是 你连零小时都没坚持到
Well, the bad news is you made it zero hours.
但好消息是 这次的消息是正面的
But the good news is this time the story is positive.
你被称作"性感帅哥"
You've been dubbed a hottie?
我愿意奉献我的阑尾
I would give my appendix
换取在溪木镇树洞上被称作性感帅哥
to be called a hottie on Creek Secrets.
前提是我还有阑尾的话
I mean, if I still had an appendix.
多谢你了啊 阿兹利安医生
Thanks a lot, Dr. Azarian.
我不过是跟一个女孩一起坐了摩天轮
I went on a Ferris wheel with some girl.
这怎么就成大新闻了
Why is this news?
米娅可不是普通的女孩 人人都痴迷于她
Mia is not just some girl. Everyone is obsessed with her.
就算是厕所那些关于她的涂鸦也是充满尊重的
Even the bathroom graffiti about her is respectful.
下一个
Next.
你好 我这位朋友想来杯冰滴咖啡
Hello. My friend here will have the cold brew,
我就老样子就行了
and I will have the usual.
招帮工
请找店员申请
等等 你们在招人吗
Wait, are you guys hiring?
给 填写一下申请表吧
Here. Just, mm, fill out this application.
-好的 棒极了 -别在这里写啊
- Okay, great. - Not here!
拿走写啊 小子 下一个
On your own time, buddy. Next.
你要找工作吗
You're getting a job?
是啊 我需要钱才能进篮球队
Yeah, I have to pay for basketball.
我爸的收入虽然还行 但跟溪木镇的富人比差远了
My dad's doing well, but we're not Creekwood rich.
那个 门是开的
Hey, yeah, door's open.
等我大概两分钟
All right, give me, like, two minutes.
你在溪木镇树洞上看到
So, did you see the post
关于你和那个新来的孩子的消息了吗
about you and the new kid on Creek Secrets?
难以置信吧
Can you believe it?
不 我信 是你发布的
Yeah, I can believe it. You posted it.
等等 你♥爸♥允许你开支票吗
Wait, your dad lets you write checks?
以及 你♥爸♥还在用支票吗
Also, your dad still has checks?
是啊 他不在时 总得有人付钱给管家吧
Yeah, somebody has to pay the housekeeper when he's not here.
哈罗德·布鲁克斯这周又去哪儿了
Where in the world is Harold Brooks this week?
柏林吧
Uh, Berlin?
好像是参加为大学举办的筹款活动
Some, uh, fundraising thing for the university.
我们必须办个派对啊
We have to have a party.
只邀请小部分人 精心挑选
You know. Small, curated guest list,
搞点餐后酒 芝士 餐前酒...
some digestifs, fromage, aperitifs...
我刚刚是说法语了吗
Whoa, do I speak French?
不能再办派对了 蕾可
No more parties, Lake.
你可以邀请跟你共坐摩天轮的男孩
You can invite Ferris wheel boy.
拜托 我知道你想拿下那个得州小子
Come on. I know you wanna tap that Tex ass.
好吧 他身上的确有种吸引人的特质
Oh, okay. Okay, there is something about him.
我们乘坐摩天轮的全程
I mean, that entire time we were on the ride,
他没有自吹自擂
he didn't brag about himself,
也没有做那些猥琐男生通常会做的事
or do any of the, the lame stuff guys usually do,
比如假装不小心抓了下我的胸部
like accidentally graze my boobs.
所以你这是同意了吗 这可是周五夜啊
So, yes? It's Friday night.
拜托 还有谁住着豪♥宅♥ 父母又不在啊
Come on. Who else has a baller mansion with zero parental supervision?
既然你现在跟米娅在交往了
Now that you're dating Mia,
你觉得你可以在蕾可面前给我美言几句吗
you think you can put in a good word with Lake?
我有点暗恋她
I kind of have a thing for her.
我在写一部关于我和她的年代爱情小说
I've been writing a period romantic novel about us.
设定在1875年 一个叫菲利克斯的年轻治安官
The year is 1875, and a young sheriff named Felix
搬到一个寡居的蜡烛制♥作♥师的隔壁 她叫蕾可
has just moved in next to a widowed candle maker named Lake.
-别别 打住 -然后...
- No, no, no. - And--
别剧透 并且 我没有跟米娅在交往
Don't spoil it. Also, I'm not dating Mia.
溪木镇树洞上可不是这么说的
Well, Creek Secrets says otherwise.
有条评论已经给你们取好情侣名了
One of the commenters already gave you a combined couple name:
维克托-娅
Victor-ia.
老兄 你简直是疯了 没人会在意这事的
Dude, you're insane. No one's gonna care about this.
你好 西蒙
Hey, Simon.
昨晚 我邀请一个叫米娅的女孩
So, last night, I asked this girl Mia
跟我一起共乘摩天轮
to ride the Ferris wheel with me.
她似乎人很好 但是...
She seems really cool, and...
我也说不清 或许我只是想融入新环境
I don't know, maybe I just wanted to fit in.
但我可能做得有点过头了
But I guess I overshot,
因为真的是一夜之间...
because literally overnight,
我就变得...
I have become...
受欢迎了
popular.
我跟你们说
I'm telling you,
在摩天轮上什么都没发生 我发誓
nothing happened on the Ferris wheel. I swear.
他在撒谎 瞧他脸上这笑容
He's lying, man. Look at that smile.
他加入高空性♥爱♥俱乐部了
He's in the mile-high club.
他都说了什么都没发生
He said nothing happened.
顺便说下 摩天轮连一英里高都没有
And by the way, a Ferris wheel is a not a mile high.
白♥痴♥
Idiots.
谢谢你跟我招呼啊
Nice greeting.
吉赛尔发了张在商场的照片 圈了埃里克
Eric just got tagged in a photo with Giselle at the mall.
-商场啊 维克托 -哇 她好性感
- The mall, Victor! - Whoa, she's hot!
抱歉 她好性感
Oh, sorry. She's hot.
埃里克爱你 别发疯了
Eric loves you. Don't be crazy.
希望大家没有就溪木镇树洞上的那条信息
Uh, I, I hope people haven't been giving you too much crap
在你面前说三道四的
about the Creek Secrets post.