功夫（2021）

Kung Fu S01E12

Part 2 Oct. 25, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

去机场接她
and pick her up alone,
留我一个人
leaving me to cook and clean
做饭打扫收拾整个房♥子
and get the whole house ready by myself.
行了汤好了该打扫了
ok, soup's fine. sweep.
台面也可以给我擦
i can do the counters, too.
行了奥尔西娅坐下放松点
althea, please, sit down. relax.
你叫我放松你知道婆婆的为人
relax? ha! you know how po po is
还有她在的时候妈妈是怎样的表现
and how mama acts when she's in town.
所有的东西必须一尘不染
everything has to be sparkling clean.
食物必须准备地完美无缺
the food has to be prepared perfectly.
每个人必须拿出最好的一面
and everyone must be on their best behavior.
只要婆婆高兴了妈妈就高兴
"a happy po po makes a happy mama."
然后才有高兴的奥尔西娅
and now a happy althea.
你知道不管你多努力
you do realize no matter how hard you try,
她都能鸡蛋里挑骨头
she will find something to criticize.
按部就班就行了
just stick to the script.
和谐饺子的生意一直红红火火
business at harmony dumplings has been booming.
瑞安的事婆婆知道吗
mm-hmm. how about ryan? does po po know?
不她不知道
no, she does not.
所以爸妈打算直接
so, mama and baba are just
把他关回柜里吗
shoving him back in the closet?
其实那是瑞安的主意
actually, that was ryan's idea.
他说他还在努力忘掉乔
says he's still trying to get over joe.
他最不想要的就是
the last thing he wants is po po
婆婆插手他的私生活
digging into his personal life.
那我什么情况
and my script?
你现在是名律师恭喜了
you're a lawyer now. congratulations.
你在市中心的一家律所
mm. you got a big job
找到个好工作
at a firm downtown.
尽量不要提及
just try not to mention
退学
dropping out of college,
逃到少林寺
running away to a shaolin monastery,
打击黑帮或国际犯罪
fighting gangsters or international criminals,
或任何与家族剑有关的事
or anything regarding the family sword legacy.
最后这个最难
last part will be the hardest.
我知道婆婆拒绝了遗产
i know po po rejected the legacy
但她仍是家族的一份子
but she's still part of the bloodline.
万一她知道些什么呢
what if she knows something?
就算她知道
even if she does,
你以为她会告诉我们吗
do you think she's gonna share it with us?
拜托妮基你就老老实实的
please, nicky, just wait until
等婚礼结束就好
after the wedding is over.
我最不想看到的就是婆婆爆发
the last thing i need is a po po explosion.
搅拌妮基快搅拌
stir, nicky, stir!
这么说等我们找到熔炉
so, we get there, to the forge.
兵器就能获得能量
the weapons get recharged.
8个兵器能量满载
all 8 weapons, fully powered,
放在一起然后
brought together, then...
变革就发生了
biange occurs?
没错
yes.
我父亲总说这是一种改革
my father always said it was a transformation,
谁拥有了这些兵器
a global sea change wielded by
谁就能掌控全世界
whoever brought together the weapons.
但他总说得好像
but he always made it sound likeright?
这种能量只能由一个人控制
the power would be harnessed by
那个人就是你对吗
just one person, and that's you, right?
只有一个人能使用这种能量
only one can wield the power.
是我父亲
it's my father.
没错
yeah.
对不起爸结束了你输了
i'm sorry, dad. it's over. you've lost.
也许吧但对你来说还不算晚
perhaps, but it's not too late for you.
什么意思
what's that mean?
回家吧这个家就又完整了
come home and this family will be whole again.
这个家从来就没有完整过
this family was never whole!
你让我们都反♥目♥成仇了
you turned us against each other,
让我们为了得到你的爱不断竞争
made us compete for your love.
现在我有你想要的了
and now i have something you want.
我知道你和谁在一起
i know who you're with
也知道那个姓张的女人有什么本事
and what that zhang woman is capable of.
你不能相信她科尔温
you cannot trust her, kerwin.
信我父亲
tell me this, father. ahem.
如果我不带武器回家
does your offer still stand if i
你的提议还有效吗
come home without the weapons?
你能原谅我吗
would you forgive me then?
我会的孩子
russell: yes, son. i would.
这件事你还有很多不知道的
there is much you don't know about all of this,
而且也远远不止
and it's so much more
这八把武器
than just the 8 weapons.
现在先回家吧
for now, please come home.
我在家了
i am home.
她来了开始了
she's here. it's happening.
我们刷厕所了吗
did we scrub the bathroom?
没
nicky: no.
- 妈妈 - 婆婆
hi, mama. po po!
妮基
ohh. nicky.
怎么不是
eh? why isn't
所有人都在啊
everyone here?
今天很堵车的
uh, traffic is really bad today.
他们随时就到了
they'll be here any minute.
不堵车啊
traffic's clear.
丹尼斯不接电♥话♥ 瑞安也不接
dennis isn't answering his phone and neither is ryan.
我不知道他们在哪
i have no idea where they are.
奥尔西娅准备好
po po: althea, are you ready
开始茶道了吗
for a tea ceremony?
是的婆婆一起都准备好了
yes, po po. everything is set. good.
我想看你今天穿旗袍
i want to see you in your qipao today.
当然我喜欢时尚大秀呢
of course. i love a fashion show.
加州应该很热的
california supposed to be warm,
但这个家里一直都很冷
yet this house, it is always cold.
婆婆这里是旧金山
well, po po, it's san fran--
我来生火
i will start a fire.
煮点茶喝
and i will make some tea.
我没时间了
althea: mmm! i ran out of time.
我没来得及去商店
i didn't make it to the store
买♥♥她最爱的乌龙
for her favorite oolong.
他们应该到了
oh. i think they're here.
丹尼斯
dennis?
宝贝
hey, babe.
把他放椅子上
jin: let's get him in a chair.
- 怎么回事 - 老爸可是彩弹枪场上的
nicky: what happened? ryan: dad was a terminator
终结者
in the paintball court.
很快就把丹尼斯打倒了
took dennis down fast.
不怪他我自己绊倒
not his fault. i tripped.
跟腱拉伤了
pulled a tendon. i should be able
到婚礼那天应该可以走路
to walk normally by the wedding.
- 应该 - 他不会有事的
althea: should? ryan: he'll be fine.
- 金 - 爸爸
mei-li: jin... nicky: baba...
这是新郎吗
this is the groom?
是的婆婆
jin: uh-- althea: yes, po po.
这是丹尼斯
this is dennis.
瑞安
ryan.
这屋里好热
po po: this house is too hot.
好的婆婆
yes, po po.
或许这周末
jin: maybe this weekend
没我们想的
is not as stressful
那么紧张兮兮的
as we thought.
我去收拾一下
uh, heh. i'll get cleaned up. heh.
给婆婆的时装表演
a personal fashion show for po po
是我现在最不想看到的
is the last thing i need right now.
不是不顾一切让她开心吗
what happened to pleasing her at all costs?