老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S01E15
Part 3
Aug. 2, 2021, 11:13 p.m.
Five weeks later,we were all set
to leave for the Peace Corps.
唯一的问题是...
Only problem was...
她没有出现
she never showed up.
她一直没出现吗?
she never showed?
那后来怎么样了?
So,what happened next?
你们知道吗? 这是个错误
You know what?This was a mistake.
那谁把自己的最丢脸的故事说出来怎样?
what if somebody else told their
most humiliating story?
噢, 我知道怎么决定谁说
Oh,I know just how to decide who.
你把游戏带到酒吧来了?
You brought the game to the bar?
虽然Ted领先很多
我们也不该放弃啊
Well,we're not quitting just
cause Ted's so far ahead.
我领先?
I was winning?
好吧 我来说
fine.I'll go next.
我当时正在做一个关于出租司机
的电视直播报道
I was doing a report on live TV
about a hansom cab driver.
不要听掉进马粪的故事!
Not the slipping-in-horse-poop
story!
对, 我们都知道那个
Yeah,we all know that one.
好了, 这样怎么样?
Okay,how about this?
我来告诉你们我最丢脸的故事
I will tell you my most
humiliating story.
耶, Victoria, 十分期待
Yeah,Victoria,way to step up!
好了, 它包括了真心话大冒险
Okay,it involves a game of
truth or dare,
一软瓶的糖汁用于冰激凌的点缀的
a squeeze-bottle of marshmallow
ice cream topping,
我父母的老人俱乐部浴缸
and the hot tub at my grandparents'
retirement community.
孩子们, 我告诉你们
很多不该说的故事
Kids,I tell you a lot of
inappropriate stories,
但是别想我会告诉你们这个
but there's no way in hell
I'm telling you this one.
但别担心
那故事也不是那么棒
Don't worry,though,
it wasn't that great.
这是最棒的故事!
That is the greatest story ever!
- 噢 我的天那!
- 哇, 哇!
- Oh my god!
- Wow,wow!
Victoria, 我认为你的故事...
Victoria,I deem your offering...
值得
worthy.
我的传奇故事...
My saga...
继续下去
continues.
我回咖啡屋去找Shannon
I went back to the coffeehouse
to find Shannon.
Barney
Barney.
宝宝熊, 你去哪了?
Sugar bear,where were you?
噢, 我很抱歉
Oh,I'm sorry.
我爸爸不让我去
My dad won't let me go.
但尼加拉瓜人♥民♥需要我们!
But the Nicaraguans need us!
但是他仍然在经济上支持我, 还有...
It's just,he's still supporting me,and...
听着, 他马上就要来和我谈这个了
look,he's coming by soon to talk about it,
我觉得你应该自己上路
but I think you should go on
without me.
Shannon, 没有...
Shannon,there is no...
Barney, 这是你的梦想
Barney,it's your dream.
只有两年
我知道我们可以做到
It's only two years.
I know we can make it.
当我走开的时候, 我意识到
Shannon成年了
As I walked away,I realized
Shannon was an adult.
她的父亲不能控制她的生活
Her father couldn't control her life.
我要回去说服他
I had to go back and confront him.
她正在和她爸爸争吵着
She was in the middle of a heated
argument with her dad.
什么?!
What?!
我们都得罚酒了
now we all got to drink.
噢, 我的天
后来怎样了?
oh,my god.
What happened next?
- 我不知道, 伙计们
- 好吧, 好吧
- I don't know,guys.
- Okay,okay.
Marshall的妈妈给我们寄来饼干...
Marshall's mom sent us cookies...
Lily, 别!
Lily,no!
为了团队, Marshall
为了团队
For the team,Marshall,
for the team.
嘿, Eriksen夫人, 我是Lily
Hey,mrs.Eriksen,it's Lily.
谢谢你如此美味的饼干
Thank you so much for the delicious cookies.
蛋黄酱 真的吗?
Mayonnaise.Really?
真想不到
Never would have guessed.
嗯, 我会代你给Marshall一个吻的
Well,I will definitely give
Marshall a kiss for you.
好的 保重
Okay.Take care.
噢, 糟糕 我妈送来饼干吗?
Oh,crap.My mom sent cookies?
是啊 我真希望我们有只狗
那就可以不用扔掉了
Yeah.I wish we had a dog,
so they wouldn't go to waste.
那么所有的地方都是我们的了
So we've got the whole place
to ourselves.
我在考虑地板激♥情♥
I'm thinking floor sex.
听起来合理
Sounds reasonable.
噢, 地板很凉
Oh,floor's cold.
把你妈妈做的毛毯抓来
Grab that afghan your mom made.
从头到尾吗?
The whole time?
从... 头... 到尾
The... whole... time.
Barney, 那对我们两来说都很难堪
Barney,that was really embarrassing
for both of us.
我们应该赢得了一大块故事
We just earned a huge chunk of story.
好 我刚到哪了?
Right.So where was I?
噢, 对 Shannon在和她爸爸热吻
Oh,yeah.Shannon was sucking face
with her dad.
怎么能和你♥爸♥爸...?
How can...with your dad?
虽然我们不该评判别人
I mean,I know judge not lest
ye be judged,
但好恶心啊!
but gross!
Barney, 那不是我爸爸
Barney,that's not my dad.
他叫Greg
His name's Greg.
我和他一起几周了
I've been seeing him for a few weeks.
我原希望你走了就好了
I was hoping you'd just leave,
我们就可以避免这样了
and we could avoid all this.
我们分手了吗?
We're breaking up?
但是和国际和平怎么办?
But what about the Peace Corps?
这些只不过是人生的一个阶段
Yeah,all this granola business,
it was just a phase.
Greg更成熟
Greg's older.
他有事业
He's successful.
他给我买♥♥了所有这些东西
He buys me all this cool stuff.
但我爱你
But I love you.
但他有艘船
But he has a boat.
你应该去和平队
You should go to the Peace Corps
然后忘了我
and forget about me.
我没有走
I didn't go.
那晚, 我录了录像带送给Shannon
That night,I recorded my video
and mailed it to Shannon.
直到一周后我才见到她
I didn't see her until a week later.
篮子里有糖
There's sugar in the basket.
Shannon!
Shannon!
Shannon, 你回来了!
Shannon,you came back!
我只是来领我最后的工资
I'm just picking up my last paycheck.
你有没...
Did you...
你有没收到我的录象带?
did you get my tape?
噢, 她收到了录象带
Oh,she got the tape.
你? 是你?
You?It was you?
我能再看见另一条彩虹吗
Will I ever see another rainbow
穿上西装!
Suit up!
噢, 可怜的东西
oh,you poor thing.
故事还没完
The story's not over.
我还见过一次Shannon
I did see Shannon one more time.
- 什么时候?
- 抱歉
- When?
- sorry.
你得告诉我们
You've got to tell us.
我不知道
I don't know,
我想得用最后一个故事来帮我下
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