老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S01E08
Part 3
Aug. 2, 2021, 11:12 p.m.
Of course.
我是说, 我们都住这
所以...
I mean,we all live here,so...
我们得尊重每个人的喜好
we should all be able to have things the way we want them.
对啊
Exactly.
那好 太好了
Great. Terrific.
你喜欢这电♥话♥亭
就让它放那
You like the phone booth,it stays.
我喜欢这幅画...
I like this painting...
我要把它挂在...
so I'm just going to hang it...
这面墙上
right here on the wall.
噢 就象这样, 是不?
Mm. Oh. So it's like that,is it?
噢, 你好, 总督
Oh,hello,governor.
噢, 就这样, 对吗? 再见
Oh,it's like that,isn't it? Cheerio.
对, 就这样
Yeah,it's like that.
我想要这间公♥寓♥
I want this apartment.
嗯, 我也想要
Well,I want it,too.
你真是个混♥蛋♥
You're a jerk.
不对, 我是很有远见的
No,I'm a visionary.
产品质量法! 这将会实现的
Lemon law! It's going to be a thing.
说实话, 你的质量法是这个
浅尝辄止的社会的缩影
For the record,your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong with our no-attention-span society.
不 错了 质量法是很棒
No. Wrong. Lemon law's awesome.
需要比五分钟更多的
时间才能了解一个人
It takes longer than five minutes to really get to know someone.
你判断一个人太快了
可能会错过很多好东西
You keep giving up on people so quickly. You could miss out on something great.
好吧, 你将要约会
一个没见过的家伙
Okay,you're on a blind date.
坐在对面的... 那家伙
Sitting across from the table is... that guy.
你真需要超过五分钟
来确定没有第二人选了吗?
You really think it'll take more than five minutes to realize there will be no date number two?
是, 我需要
Yes,I do.
我知道的是
那家伙是我的灵魂伴侣
For all I know,that guy's my soul mate.
噢... 你错大了, Scherbotsky
Oh... bad move,scherbotsky.
嗨 见过Robin吗?
Hi. Have you met robin?
- 嗨
- 嗨
-Hi. -Hi.
好了, Marshall，我们来
决定谁将得到这间公♥寓♥
All right,marshall,we're deciding right now who gets this apartment.
可能会导致争执
May lead to an argument,
但我们得解决问题
but we're settling this.
- 或者我们可以扔硬币
- 好, 来扔硬币吧
-Or we could flip a coin. -Yeah,let's flip a coin.
- 扔吧
- 好
Flip it. Okay.
- 我要扔了 来了
- 扔啊
-I'm flipping it. Here I go. -Flip it.
- 好, 我要扔了
- 快扔吧
-Okay,here I go. -Flip it.
我扔了
I'm flipping.
我扔之前, 我想说几句
But before I do,I just want to say something.
一开始你甚至不愿意搬进来
You didn't even want to move in here in the first place.
你说战前建筑
对你的过敏不好
You said a pre-war building was bad for your allergies.
那是五年前了
That was five years ago.
现在在药房♥就能拿到
抗组胺剂的药方
Now you can get prescription-level antihistamines over the counter.
噢, 吧嗒
你还有什么好说的?
Oh,snap. What else you got?
好吧, 我扔了
正面还是反面?
Okay,I'm flipping. Heads or tails?
- 你根本不需要两个房♥间
- 正面还是反面, Marshall
-You don't need two rooms. -Heads or tails,marshall.
好像你需要两个房♥间似的
Like you need two rooms.
我们可能很快会组建家庭
We might be starting a family soon.
噢, 不, 你不会
Oh,no,you're not.
你还在念法学院的时候
怎么可能会要小孩
There's no way you're having a baby while you're still in law school.
至少得三年后
It's going to be at least three years.
可能更快我们并没有
很认真的避孕
It could be sooner. We're not that careful with our birth control.
第二次反驳
Two-zip.
噢, 拜托! 你清楚的很
要是我搬走，那间房♥会空出来
Oh,come on! You know damn well,I move out,that room's going unused.
噢, 假设你找到新的室友
应该会是, Barney?
Oh,and I suppose you'll get a new roommate. who's it going to be,barney?
你知道他做饭时是裸体
You know he cooks naked.
但至少Barney不会把剑取下来
Yeah,well,at least barney wouldn't take the swords down.
我们是兄弟!
We were bros!
这两把剑代表我们的兄弟情
These swords represent our bro-hood.
但你却想把它换上
你的未婚妻的蠢画?
And you took them down to make room for your fiancee's stupid painting?
我未婚妻? 怎么突然
称呼她为未婚妻了?
My fiancee? Suddenly she's "my fiancee"?
Lily是我的一部分
Lily's a part of who I am.
如果我们是兄弟
她也就是你的一部分
Anif you're such a bro,she's a part of who you are,too.
她是兄弟的一部分
She's a bro by extension.
这公♥寓♥是我应得的
Marshall
I deserve this apartment,marsall.
没有我应该
No more than I do.
好 那我们扔硬币吧
Great. So let's flip for it.
扔吧!
Flip it. !
所以，这就是我们决定谁得到公♥寓♥的方法?
So, is this how we're deciding who gets the apartment?
我也这样想
I guess so.
我们要怎么决定?
How are we doing this exactly?
就这样, 打到死?
Is this,like,to the death?
我们得算出来
We shod probably figure that out.
他没事, 他没事
He's okay,he's okay.
我能说点什么吗?
Can I observe something?
这很棒不是吗?
That this is kind of awesome?
是的
Totally.
- 我们怎么不早这样呢
- 我知道
-I can't believe we didn't do this before. -I know.
谢谢
Thank you.
我不敢相信
I can't believe this.
我和一位刚认识的美丽女士
在我最喜欢的餐厅用餐
I'm sitting here with a beautiful woman I just met eating at my favorite restaurant.
很甜蜜
Sweet.
这是个好地方
It's a nice place.
很高兴知道未来也有排骨
It's good to know the future has ribs.
在未来, 食物很可能
是装在雷♥管♥里的
In the future,food will most likely be served in gel cap form.
另外, 那时候奶牛
可能已经灭绝了
Plus,cows will probably have died out by then.
或者成为我们的统治者
Or be our leaders.
- 你好
- 嘿嘿嘿嘿
-Hello. -H-h-h-h-hey.
时间到了, Scherbotsky
Time's running out,scherbotsky.
最后一次使用质量法的机会
Last cnce for the lemon law.
- 别烦我
- 4:56, 4:57, 4:58...
-Leave me alone. -4:56,4:57,4:58...
我们才刚开始了解对方
we're only just getting to know each other.
说我是对的
这些就能结束啦
Say I'm right and this could all be over.
这可以成为医院
来的紧急电♥话♥
This could be your call from the hospital.
让我猜猜，有个疯狂的事故
导致你必须离开
let me guess-- there's been a crazy accident and you have to go.
不, 我绝对不会那样做
No,I would never do that.
我哪也不想去
I don't want to go anywhere.
我是你的了
I'm all yours.
听着, 如果你是妓♥女♥
我没那么多钱...
Look,if you're a hooker,I don't have a lot of money...
- 噢, 这太棒了
- 我知道
-oh,that was awesome. -I know.
再来一次
Do it again.
好吧 但这次你跳起来
我袭击你的腿
Okay. But this time jump up and I'll swipe your legs.
听着... 你知道为什么
我得拥有这地方？
look... here's why I should get the place.
你和Lily, 你们要结婚的
You and lily,you get to be married.
我得到什么呢, 是不?
What do I get,right?
我没人结婚, 孤单一人
少了两个室友
I get to be unmarried,alone,minus two roommates.
重点是, 我会无家可归
And on top of that,I have to be homeless.
这公平吗?
Does that seem fair?
噢, 想的美
Oh,boo-freakin'-hoo.
什么?!
What?!
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