老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S01E08
Part 2
Aug. 2, 2021, 11:12 p.m.
Oh,lord,fake emergency? That is the lamest,most pathetic cop-out in the book.
- 我对你期望更高点
- 嗯, 还是得这样
-I expect more from you,barney. -Well,stay tuned.
我在试着发现新方法
I'm working on some stuff.
打电♥话♥的同时, 祝我好运
But in the meantime,wish me luck.
你要去和Marshall谈谈吗?
So,are you going to talk to marshall?
他会想要那公♥寓♥, 我也想要
He's going to want the apartment,I'm going to want the apartment.
这会导致争执
所以我不要谈
It's going to lead to an argument. So.no.
呃, 这很有助健康
Hmm,that's real healthy.
当有问题来临时
你的方式就是躲开?
So when a serious issue comes up,your response is just to avoid it?
我得打电♥话♥了
I should really make this call.
噢 我能来吗?
Whoo,can I do it?
你好
Hello.
嗨... 性感小子
Hi,there... sexy.
你好, Cathy阿姨
有什么事吗?
Hello,aunt cathy. What's up?
噢, 没什么
Oh,nothing.
只是坐在这想着你, 辣小伙
Just sitting here thinking about you,hot stuff.
事故?
An accident?
那Rudy叔叔还好吧?
Ll,is uncle rudy going to be okay?
Cathy阿姨身上痒痒
只有你能抓, 大块头
Aunt cathy's got an itch that only you can scratch,big boy.
噢, 天那 为什么他会认为
能自己制♥造♥直升机?
Oh,god.Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?
噢, 来吧, 伙计, 把我撕成碎片
Oh,come on,daddy,break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
嗯, 如果他需要移植, 我愿意
Well,if he needs a transplant,he can have mine.
我马上去那
I'll be right there.
你知道... 我...
You know... I...
一会见
see you guys later.
记在我帐上
Put it on my check.
啊, 这会很不错的
我们仨住一起
Ah,this will be nice. The three of us living together.
完美的组合
I think it's a good setup.
天, 这咖啡很不错
Man,this coffee's great.
真的很不错
It's really great.
太棒了
Too great.
shocky怎么了?
What happened to shocky?
这是什么?
What's this?
我从我公♥寓♥拿来的咖啡机
My coffeemaker from my apartment.
煮的咖啡很好喝, 不是吗?
It makes great coffee,right?
是啊, 确实
Yeah,definitely.
我是说, Shocky煮的也好喝
I mean,so does shocky.
是吗? 我一直觉得Shocky
煮的咖啡很难入口
Really? I always thought shocky's coffee tasted kind of rusty.
对, 不, 的确
我说, 我有点喜欢那种味道
Yeah,no,it did. I mean,I kind of liked the rusty taste.
我可能习惯那种味道了
我也不知道
I'm used to it,I don't know.
Lily的咖啡机也不会
你知道
Also,lily's coffeemaker doesn't,you know,
震撼人
shock people.
不, 只是... 你得承认它
它... 每天早晨叫你起床
No,it's just... you got to admit that shock,that... wakes you up in the morning.
不知道还有什么
能让你起床吗? 咖啡
You know what else wakes you up in the morning? Coffee.
不错 你是对的
That's great. You're right.
室友们 我喜欢
Roomies. I love it.
他们在挤我出去
他们确实是在挤我出去
They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out.
- 我不敢相信, 但你是对的
- 我就说
I didn't believe it,but you're right. Told you.
那个Lily
她很精
That lily-- she's a shrewd one.
是啊, 她给你了个
新的咖啡机-- 她怎么敢
Yeah,she got you a nice new coffeemaker-- how dare she.
不只是咖啡机
It's not just the coffeemaker.
完成了 我的画完成了
Done. The painting's done.
- 太棒了
- 很不错
-That is great. -nice
你想挂在哪?
Where do you want to hang it?
我不知道 呃...
I don't know. Uh...
钢琴上?
over the piano?
对哦, 那地方很适合
Yeah,that would be a good place for it.
已经有两把破剑在那了
我们很喜欢那两把剑
Too bad the swords are there. We kind of love those swords.
这两把剑在那已经很久了
Well,those swords have been up there a long time.
我知道, 是不?
我会很想念它们的
I know,right? I'd really miss them,too.
那么放在Marshall的房♥间吧
So,maybe marshall's room.
好吧
Okay.
他要把那两把剑取下来
He was going to take the swords down.
你们相信吗?
Can you believe that?
Ted, 你干嘛不干脆去和他谈谈
他是你最好的朋友
Ted,why don't you just talk to him. He's your best friend.
最好朋友之一
one of your best friends.
重点是, 这是友好谈判
The point is,maybe it's time for some healthy communication.
友好谈判? 这是最烂的主意
Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever.
听着, 你开始已经退让过了
这很好
Look,you held off their first advance. That's good.
现在是时候反击了
Now it's time to counterstrike.
我该怎么做?
Well,what am I supposed to do?
你得划分出你的领地
You got to mark your territory.
我不是说不去厕所嘘嘘了
And I don't mean missing the toilet.
你得做点大事件
You've got to do something big.
- 什么?例如买♥♥个新沙发
- 更大的
-What,-like buy a new sofa?
-Bigger.
Katie来了
Katie's here.
好吧, 我快点说...
昨晚, 我突然领悟到
Okay,real quick... last night,epiphany--
约会需要的是什么
I realized what the world of dating needs.
准备好?
产品质量法
Ready? A lemon law.
就象给汽车规定的?
A lemon law like for cars?
完全正确
Exactly.
约会开始的一瞬间，你有五分钟
决定是否愿意花上整晚时间
From the moment the date begins,you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening.
如果你不愿意, 不会让对方难过
只用说晚上好
And if you don't,it's no hard feelings. Just,"good night.
谢谢参与 永远别见
Thanks for playing. See you never.
哈? 哈? 质量法
这将是个大发明
" Huh? Huh? The lemon law-- it's going to be a thing.
可能的话, 现在就开始执行
Possibly,starting right now.
嗨, Katie
Barney
Hi,katie. Barney.
嗨 终于见到你了
Hi. It's good to finally meet you.
嗯,是啊
Katie, 你将成为历史新篇章
Hmm,yeah. Katie,you are about to be a part of history.
告诉你的朋友们
Tell your friends.
这将是个大发明
It's going to be a thing.
天, Ted最近很奇怪
Man,ted's been acting weird.
他开始标记他所有的食物
He started labeling all his food.
他甚至在那块奶酪上
刻上 Ted
He even carved "ted" into that block of cheese.
是啊 现在成ed了
Yeah. Well,now it's ed'S.
我觉得他不是
很适应我搬进来
I think he's not cool with me moving in.
不, 不是这个
No,that's not it.
你以前就算是住在这了
You've basically lived here all along.
Ted喜欢你
Ted loves you.
他的经前综合症为什么又犯了？
So what's he pmsing about?
我也不知道
I don't know.
他准备和我谈的时候
他就会过来找我谈了
But when he's ready to talk to me about it,he'll come and talk to me about it.
你在开玩笑吗?
你们两什么都没谈过
Are you kidding? You guys never talk about anything.
他不会提起来直到他做出什么怪的事
he'll just let it fester under the surface until he doesn't something big and passive-aggressive.
你一点也不了解Ted
You clearly don't know ted.
Ted Mosby的货物
Delivery for ted mosby.
你的电♥话♥亭送来了
Your english phone booth arrived.
噢, 太棒了!
这太棒了, 是不?
Oh,awesome! It's great,right?
是啊, 我只是不确定
Lily会不会喜欢它
Yeah,I guess I'm just not sure if lily's going to like it.
嗯, 我喜欢
所以我要把它放这儿
Well,I like it,so I'm just going to keep it right here,
如果没问题的话
if that's cool.
当然
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