老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）

How I Met Your Mother S01E12

Part 4 Aug. 2, 2021, 11:12 p.m.

back together?
嗨悲伤的眼神
Hi,sad eyes.
为什么这么失落?
What's got you down?
我和Stuart刚分手了
Stuart and I just broke up.
噢天, 我很抱歉
Oh god,I'm so sorry.
这太, 这...
That's just,that's...
两杯草莓伏特加, 谢谢
two vodka cranberries,please.
你没忘记我是喝草莓伏特加
You remembered I drink vodka cranberries.
没忘记?
Remember?
是你啊, 我怎么能忘?
When it comes to you,how can I forget?
她们都喝草莓伏特加
They all drink vodka cranberries.
那么...
So...
还有什么需要的吗...
is there anything else you need...
甜心?
sweetie?
你有40万吗?
You got $400,000?
没有
No.
但我有双臂
But I do have a hug.
谢谢
Thank you.
Stuart, 我-我不知道说什么
Stuart,I-I don't know what to say.
如果是我导致这个...
If I caused this in any way...
Ted, 我所知道的
Ted,for all I know,
是你帮了我
其他人都帮不了的大忙
you did me the biggest favor
anyone's ever done me.
拜托, 伙计, 你不是那么想的
come on,man,you don't mean that.
不, 我是
No,I do
整个事情让我发现我想念单身生活
this whole thing has made me realize
I miss being single.
我想念晚归
I miss staying out late,
和家里一团乱不去清理
and making messes and not cleaning them up.
我想念黄书
I miss owning porn.
伙计, 谁不会呢?
Dude,who doesn't?
还有, 我会遇见一些超级性感的模特
我会想...
And you know,I'll see some
super-hot model chick,and I'll think,
"为什么我和Claudia一起?
"why am I with Claudia?
我本来可以和她的"
I could be with her."
这太疯了!
That's just crazy!
我是说...
I mean...
你是最幸运...
you're the luckiest...
你和Claudia都是...
you and Claudia both...
重点是我想结婚
the point is I want to get married.
我想安定下来
I want to settle down,
但现在, 我不是我了
but right now,that's just not
who I am.
我不是一个懂承诺的人
I'm not a commitment guy;
我是个单身的人
I'm a single guy.
Stuart, 你不需要做任何人
Stuart,you don't have to be one
or the other.
每个人都会有这种时候
Everybody feels this way sometimes.
一起生活并不简单
Relationships aren't easy;
需要很大努力
they're hard work.
这是关于包容
It's about compromise,
一起成长...等等Phil博士语录
growing together,all that Dr.Phil crap.
你怎么知道? 你都没结婚
How would you know?
You're not even married.
好吧, 问这家伙
Okay,ask this guy.
他和Lily在一起9年了
Nine years he's been with Lily.
他是准新郎这家伙知道怎么处理
He's the pro,this guy knows relationships.
跟他说, Marshall
Tell him,Marshall.
Stuart, 别结婚
Stuart,don't get married.
- 伙计...
- 什么?
- Dude...
- what?
听着, 我很抱歉
Look,I'm sorry.
做夫妻很难
Being in a couple is hard.
承诺, 妥协, 都很难
And committing,making sacrifices,
it's hard.
但如果是你的正确人选
就会很容易
But if it's the right person,
then it's easy.
看着这女孩
Looking at that girl
知道她就是你一生至爱
and knowing she's all you really
want out of life,
这些事就顺理成章了
that should be the easiest thing
in the world,
但如果不行
and if it's not like that,
那她就不是最合适的
then she's not the one.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
你知道我没有40万, 是不?
You know I don't have $400,000,right?
也许我们结婚还太年轻了
Maybe we got together too young.
也许这就是问题所在
Maybe that's what the problem was.
我是说, 我28岁
I mean,I'm 28 years old,
只和一个男人在一起过
and I've really only ever been
with one man.
这太
that's just,
这...
that's...
再来两杯草莓伏特加, 谢谢!
two more vodka cranberries,please!
Claudia...
Claudia...
会好起来的
it's all gonna be okay.
谢谢你听我说, Barney
thanks for listening,Barney.
对我来说很有帮助
it really means a lot to me.
我们象这样相遇...
Isn't it weird that we should...
会不会很怪?
run into each other like this?
两颗心
Two souls,
两个有同等级魅力的人
of equal levels of attractiveness,
就像磁铁一样互相吸引
both fitting together like two
pieces of a very attractive puzzle.
去死, 别想!
hell,no!
Claudia明天就要结婚了
Claudia is getting married tomorrow,
帮帮我
and so help me god,
如果被我抓到你和她呼吸同样的空气
if I catch you even so much as
breathing the same air as her,
我都会抓住你当睾丸用的"花生仁"
I will take those peanuts you're
trying to pass off as testicles,
我会使劲捏,让你痛得眼珠都突出来
and I will squeeze them so hard
your eyes pop out,
然后把它象葡萄一样喂给你!
and then I'll feed them to you
like grapes!
等等, 我的眼珠还是睾丸?
Wait,my eyes or my testicles?
一样一颗
One of each.
好吧! 好吧!
All right! All right!
Claudia?
Claudia?
Stuart
Stuart.
我很抱歉
I'm so sorry.
我也很抱歉
I'm so sorry,too.
我爱你
I love you.
我也爱你, 宝贝
I love you too,babe.
Marshall和Ted让我看清了
Marshall and Ted set me straight.
当Marshall说我不要结婚时
And when Marshall told me not to marry you,
让我明白我...
it made me realize I...
Marshall说什么?!
Marshall said what?!
事情比你想的复杂!
It's more complicated than that!
他让我明白我有多爱你
He made me realize how much I love you.
他们让我们俩复合
These guys got us back together.
好了, 我没事了, 我没事了
Okay,I'm cool,I'm cool.
那我带嘉宾的事什么时候讨论?
So where did we land on the whole
plus one thing?
别, 别, 别, 别!
no,no,no,no!
又叫了3杯草莓伏特加才让Claudia静下来
It took three more vodka Cranberries
to subdue Claudia,
但, 最后
but,eventually,
她和善的同意了我带Robin去
she graciously agreed to let me
bring Robin.
还是让人"哇"
Still wow.
你也是
Wow yourself.
看看你准备的行头
Look who else brought it.
我本来不想穿这样的
I thought about leaving it at home,
但我不想到那儿后
but I figured I don't want to get there
发现我需要它再跑回去拿
and realize I need it and have to
go all the way back to get it.
所以, 我穿来了
So,,I brought it.
抱歉
sorry.