老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S01E06
Part 1
Aug. 2, 2021, 11:12 p.m.
你们知道
Robin阿姨是个万圣节迷
Now, as you know, aunt robin is a big fan of halloween
每次都装扮的很疯狂
always dressing up in crazy costumes
但是她以前并不是那样
but she wasn't always that way.
回溯到2005年
她认为万圣节太幼稚了
Back in 2005,she thought she was too cool for halloween,
不象Lily阿姨
unlike aunt lily.
猜今天有什么东西寄过来了?
Guess what came in the mail today?
我们的服装吗?
Our costumes?
-够劲爆吗？
-够劲爆
-Do they rule? -They rule.
你的是100%羊毛的
这次不会象去年那样体温过高了
And yours is 100% wool,so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
泰山的蓝乳♥头♥
Tarzan nipples blue.
你们知道我最喜欢
万圣节的什么吗?
You know what I love about halloween?
这是个女人们释放内心欲望的夜晚
It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.
如果一个女生装扮成女巫
那么她就是个放浪的女巫
If a girl dresses up as a witch,she's a slutty witch.
如果她装扮成一只猫
她就是一只放浪的猫
If she's a cat,she's a slutty cat.
如果她装扮成护士...
If she's a nurse...
我们知道了
w,we get it.
... 她就是个放浪的护士
...She's a slutty nurse.
Robin, 万圣节你打算干嘛?
Robin,what are you doing for halloween?
噢, 我也不知道
Oh,I don't know.
可能跟Mike一起过
这家伙和我在约会
Probably hanging out with mike,this guy've been seeing.
Mike? 有个Mike吗? 你有男朋友了
而你却没告诉我们?
Mike? There's a mike? You have a boyfriend
and you haven't told us?
不, 我是说, 他不是我男朋友
只是这几周和我约会的家伙
No,I mean,he's not my boyfriend. He's just this guy
I've been seeing for a couple of weeks.
- 男朋友!
- 那为什么我们没见过他?
-Boyfriend! -So why haven't we met him?
我们还没准备好公开
We're not really ready to go public yet.
结婚啦
Married.
万圣节我们来个4人约会怎么样?
How about we go on a halloween double date?
我不知道, 我们在考虑
是不是呆在家装扮成裸体人
I don't know,we were kind of thinking
about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.
拜托, Robin, 炫耀下你的新男友
Come on,robin,trot out your new fella.
让我们有机会在你背后
评论他 这很好玩
Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. It'll be fun.
嘿, Ted, 你肯定猜不到发生什么了
Hey,ted,you'll never guess what happened.
- 你们的服装寄过来了?
- 我们的服...
-Your costumes came? Our cost...
是啊 这就是为什么
我们是最好的朋友
-yes. That is why we're best friends.
- 嘿, Ted, 万圣节打算怎么过?
- 嗯...
-Hey,ted,what are you doing for halloween?
-Well...
怎么?
what?
每次万圣节, Ted都
在等那个放浪的南瓜
Every halloween,ted waits for the slutty pumpkin.
正确
That's right.
"放浪的南瓜"是什么东西?
What's the "slutty pumpkin"?
你应该说谁是放浪的南瓜
那是4年前...
You mean who is the slutty pumpkin.
It was four years ago...
就在我们楼顶的万圣节派对上
I was at this halloween party up on the roof of our building.
在傍晚的时候不知从哪里
这个穿着性感南瓜装的女孩出现了
I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
等等, 南瓜装怎么个性感法?
Wait,how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
关键性的部位都挖空了
It was carved in strategic places.
后来, 呃, 我们去了吧台
我见识到了她的混合咖啡酒
So,uh,we're at the bar,and I see her mix kahlua.
她自己发明调制的鸡尾酒
A cocktail she invented herself.
她把它叫做... "巧克力糖"
And she called it... "the tootsie roll..."
因为它尝起来象
酒味儿十足的巧克力糖
Because it tastes like an alcoholic tootsie roll.
嘿! 我能自己讲这个吗?
Hey! Can I please tell the story?
我们间来了点感觉
So we had this instant connection.
她给了我电♥话♥, 但是后来...
She gave me her number,but then...
发生了件很恐怖的事情
Something went terribly wrong.
伙计们!
Guys!
发生了件很恐怖的事情
Then something went terribly wrong.
万圣节快乐
Happy halloween.
Sonny, Cher在哪儿?
Sonny,where's cher?
- Cher?
- 来啦, 宝贝
-Cher?
-Right here,babe.
我刚碰见了个完美的女人
I just met the perfect woman.
她很风趣, 很漂亮，喜欢看星球大战
She's funny,she's beautiful,she loves star wars.
哇, 哇, 她对伊娃族的看法呢?
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,what's her take on ewoks?
- 很喜欢 - 噢, 太好了
-Loves 'em. -Oh,good.
我不明白为什么人们这么讨厌伊娃族
如果没有伊娃族反叛者就会输掉
I don't know why people are so cynical about ewoks.
The rebellion would have failed without the ewoks.
还有: 她是海洋生物学家
她花了一年在南极研究企鹅
And get this: She's a marine biologist.
She spent a year in antarctica studying penguins.
噢, 企鹅真酷
就象黑白的伊娃族
Oh,penguins are cool. Kind of like black and white ewoks.
我同意
I approve.
嘿, 我的, 呃, 巧克力糖在哪?
我就放在这桌上了
Hey,where's my,uh,kit-kat? I put it right here on this table.
我不知道
但这里有很多巧克力
I don't know,but we've plenty of chocolate here.
不, 不, 你不明白
我需要那个巧克力糖
No,no,you don't understand.
I need that kit-kat
她把电♥话♥写在那个包装纸上了 在哪?
she wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?
嘿, ... 吸血鬼!
Hey,dracula!
拜托, 给我... 把它给我!
Come on,give me the... give me it!
巧克力糖在哪?
巧克力糖在哪?!
Where's the kit-kat?
Where's the kit-kat?!
再也找不到她的电♥话♥号♥码了
Never found her number
再也没见过她了
never saw her again.
但是每年他们都在楼顶办派对
那就是我要去的地方
But every year,they have a halloween party up on the roof,
so that's where I'll be.
你知道, Ted, 已经4年了
You know,ted,it's been four years.
她可能已经订婚或者结婚了
或者, 老天保佑, 变得很胖
She could be engaged or married,or,god forbid,fat.
我不知道, 我有种感觉
I don't know,I got a feeling
就是今年了 万圣节是
一个充满未知和魔法的夜晚
this could be the year. Halloween is a night of wonder and magic.
- 好吧
- 尽管嘲笑, 没事, 我能承受住
-all right.
-bring the mockery,fine,I can take it.
但是拜托, 如果那放浪的南瓜
真是我未来的老婆这不是很酷吗?
But come on,wouldn't it be the coolest story ever
if the slutty pumpkin turned out to be my future wife?
噢, 为了以防万一
我们也许该停止叫她放浪的南瓜
Oh,on the off-chance that that could happen,
maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin.
- 这提议不错
- 这主意不错
-That's a really good point.
-That's a good idea.
Ted, 你准备好被震撼了吗
震撼, 震撼?
-Ted,is your world ready to be rocked,rock,rocked?
等不及了
-Can't wait.
那么... 你觉得怎么样?
So... what do you think?
那么, 你觉得怎么样?
So,what do you think?
Marshall, 你画眼影了
Marshall,are you wearing eyeliner
噢, 是啊, 另类的性感, 是不?
oh,yeah. Weirdly hot,right?
我们会赢得今年的最佳装扮奖
We are so going to win the costume contest this year.
第一名的奖金, 50元的酒吧消费卷
First prize: $50 gift certificate at the bar.
你们的服装花了多少钱?
And how much did you pay for your costumes?
- 100块
- 一个人
-$100.
-Each.
嗯, 我觉得你们看起来很不错
Well,I think you guys look great.
你要扮成什么? 噢, 我♥干♥嘛问
What are you going as? Oh,like I even need to ask.
嘿, 我希望放浪的南瓜认的出我
她见到我的时候我是个...
Hey,I want the slutty pumpkin to recognize me,and she knows me as...
一个投票牌
a hanging chad.
怎么? 她觉得很不错啊
What? She thought it was hilarious.
嗯, 4年前了, 但是没人会记得投票牌是什么
Yeah,four years ago,but nobody remembers
what the hell a hanging chad is.
多可悲的观点啊，我们怎能忘记政♥治♥历史上如此动荡的时刻
What a sad commentary on our national attention span that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
可悲的观点
Sad commentary.
好吧, Polly要尿尿了
all right,polly got to pee.
又要?
Again?
你去干什么?
Where you going?
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