老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S05E24
Part 3
Oct. 23, 2020, 10:10 a.m.
这就是为什么我们来这儿...
to try and talk Robin out of making a huge...
告诉Robin 免得她犯严重的...
Actually,I-I've,I've already made a decision.
实际上 我... 我已经决定了
Guys,I gotta take it.
伙计们 我要接受这份工作
I can't believe we're losing Robin.
难以置信 Robin要离开我们了
Guys,this might be the depression talking,
伙计们 气氛应该很沉重来着
but is Ted's hair starting to look kind of good?
但Ted的头发好像越看越顺眼了哈?
Thank God,I thought I was the only one!
谢天谢地 原来不只我一个!
He looks like a freakin' movie star!
他看上去好像个影星啊!
Oh,and by the way, this was a huge mistake.
还有 这是个严重的错误
I'm changing my hair back.
我打算染回去
- Smart. - Told ya.
- 明白人 - 早就跟你说了
Not at all awesome.
一点都不帅
- Hey. - Hey.
- 嘿 - 嘿
So,I just got off the phone with Chicago.
我刚刚接到芝加哥打来的电♥话♥
Yes,I have made a decision. Um...
是的 我决定了 嗯...
I appreciate the offer, but I can't take the job.
我很感激你们能给我这个机会 但是我不能接受
Thanks.
谢谢
I'm staying.
我不走了
- Damn straight! - Yay!
- 太好了! - 耶!
Robin!
Robin!
Hey,Lily, tell me something.
Lily 告诉我
When you saw actual Barney driving that cab,
你看到真的Barney开出租车
and you thought he was a petite, potbellied Asian man?
却觉得他是个有啤酒肚的 亚洲小男人?
I know. Weird,right?
我知道 这很奇怪 是吗?
It's not weird.
不奇怪
It means you're not ready.
说明你还没有准备好
And I'm... I'm sorry that I tried to rush things.
我... 我很抱歉 我太心急了
Our baby can wait for the real Doppelganger Barney.
等我们看到真的Barney翻版 再生孩子也不迟
Hey,Moo-Moo. Monty made you thin-crust pizza just the way you like it!
好啊 MooMoo Monty给你做了 你最爱吃的薄饼匹萨! (前面节目里的两个卡♥通♥形象的名字)
You okay?
你怎么了?
Robin,you're not gonna believe this.
Robin 你绝对猜不到
I got offered the lead anchor job at WNKW in Chicago.
芝加哥WNKW台邀请我 去做首席主持人
Oh.
噢
Um,what'd you say?
你怎么说的?
I said yes.
我答应了
I've been waiting years for a shot like this.
这个机会我等了很多年了
Barney?
Barney?
I am simple street performer from Estonia.
我只是个普通的爱沙尼亚街头艺人
Who is this Barney?
Barney是谁?
Oh,he's just this guy we know who has,like, a really lame blog.
他是我们的一个朋友 有一个很烂的博客
I hear it's getting better.
我听说改进很多了
I mean,wha-what is "blog"?
我是说... 博客什么东西?
It's just something that was cool,like,eight years ago.
大概就是8年前很流行的东西
Still cool. Still sounds pretty cool,man.
现在还是很流行 还是听上去很赞 老兄
- What's your name? - Kristof.
- 你叫什么? - Kristof
- Kristof what? - Kristof... Doppelganger.
- Kristof什么? - Kristof... Doppelganger(翻版)
- Really? - Yep.
- 真的? - 是啊
You're gonna go with the last name "Doppelganger"?
你就姓"Doppelganger"(二重身)?
That's my name,man.
我就叫这个
Bro...
哥们儿...
Robin,wait. Please try to understand.
Robin 等等 你要理解我
I gotta get out of here.
我要走
Wait. Put yourself in my shoes.
等等 将心比心
Can you imagine what it's like to have the phone ring,
梦寐以求的工作在电♥话♥那头等着你
and it's your dream job on the other end?
你能想象是什么感受吗?
Yes... I can.
是啊... 我想象得到
Good luck in Chicago,Don.
祝你在芝加哥好运 Don
Barney,why are you doing this?
Barney 你干嘛要这么做?
Wait a minute.
等等
Could it,could it be that Barney Stinson actually wants us to have kids?
会不会是Barney Stinson 希望我们生一个孩子?
Who is this Barney?! Take American chill pill!
Barney到底是谁啊?! 你们该吃脑残片了!
Well,let me tell you about him.
我跟你说说他的事好了
He talks a big game about how no one should ever have kids
他说不到45岁 绝对不能生孩子
before they're at least 45.
忽悠了好大一圈
I would be interested in reading some of these opinions in blog form.
我会更加感兴趣看这样的博客的
But I think I know what happened.
但是我知道他在想什么
Yesterday,Barney thought he had to say good-bye to someone he truly loves.
昨天 Barney发现得和自己 心爱的人说再见
And it got him thinking...
不由让他觉得...
Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing if a baby joined our little group.
如果有个小孩加入我们的小团体 并不是最糟糕的事
Babies...
小孩子...
can be cute.
很可爱的
And someday, he's gonna make the best uncle in the world.
将来 他一定是世上最好的叔叔
Because this Barney...
因为这个Barney...
He's family to us.
是我们的亲人
Excuse me.
抱歉
I heard you're from Estonia.
我听说你是爱沙尼亚来的
So am I.
我也是
Excuse me one moment.
等我一下
Estonia would close out the Baltics!
有了爱沙尼亚 波罗的海地区就全搞定了!
And I am street performer like you.
我跟你一样是个街头艺人
Hey.
嘿
Say yes to this.
你必须答应我
Okay.
好的
Can I move back in?
我能搬回来住吗?
Yes.
好的
But,Ted,am I just the biggest idiot in the world?
Ted 我是不是这世上最傻的人?
Look,think about all of us five years ago when we first met you.
想想看5年前刚认识你的时候 我们是什么情况
Marshall and Lily were just boyfriend and girlfriend.
Marshall和Lily还是男女朋友
Now they're married and thinking about kids.
现在他们已经结婚了 准备要孩子
And Barney? Barney was never gonna commit to anyone ever.
Barney呢? Barney从来没对谁动过真心
And last year,he fell in love.
去年 他恋爱了
And me?
至于我?
I was chasing some girl I was convinced was "The One.
我在追求一个女孩 我的"真命天女"
" Now she's one of my closest friends.
现在她是我最要好的朋友
And you?
而你呢?
Five years ago,you never would have chosen love over your career,
5年前 你绝对不会选择爱情 放弃事业
but today you did.
但现在你这么做了
Looks like I'm getting dumber.
感觉我越来越笨了
No, just more courageous.
不 是越来越勇敢了
Look,we've all been searching for The Five Doppelgangers, right?
我们一直在找第五个翻版 对吗?
But eventually,over time,
结果找了这么久
we all become our own doppelgangers. You know,these...
我们的翻版就是自己 那些...
these completely different people who just happen to look like us.
那些人跟我们完全不相干 只是恰好跟我们长得很像
"Five Years Ago Robin"?
"5年前的Robin"?
That girl,she was pretty great.
那个姑娘 非常棒
But Doppelganger Robin?
但Robin的翻版?
She's amazing.
是完美的
We've,um,we've had a lot to drink...
我们... 我们还有不少酒...
I don't care.
我不在乎
What?
什么?
Oh. Oh,yeah.
噢 对哦
I forgot I'm blond.
我忘了 毛染黄了
I have blond hair.
我是金毛狮王
And that's the story of how dying my hair blond
这就是我的染发故事
kept us from doing something we both would have regretted that night.
阻止我们那天晚上 做将来会后悔的事情
Kids,the universe is funny.
孩子们 主很有意思
four months later...
4个月以后...
Oh,my God!
我的老天!
Yes!
太好了!
You're here!
你在这儿!
This is fantastic!
太赞了!
Baby,simmer. Your husband's right there.
宝贝 悠着点 你的老公就在边上
At least attempt to hide it.
至少装个矜持的样子
Guys,follow me!
伙计们 跟我过来!
Guys,look!
你们看!
The Fifth Doppelganger!
第五个翻版!
Uh,Lily?
嗯 Lily?
- That dude looks noth... - Guys...
- 那家伙一点儿都... - 伙计们...
Go with it.
将错就错了
Kids,you can ask the universe for signs all you want...
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