老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）

How I Met Your Mother S05E19

Part 4 Oct. 23, 2020, 10:08 a.m.

那你没被猴子抢劫?
No,what are you talking abt,baby? Of course I was mugged by a monkey.
不你在说什么宝贝? 我当然被猴子抢了
Great,tell it to America. We're back in five
太好了告诉全美国我们5秒后开始
No-no-no,not ck in five. I sn't mugged by a monkey.
不不不不要5秒我没被猴子抢劫
Ok,that's it. I'm getting a gun.
好了就这样我要买♥♥枪
No-nno! Don't get a gun. I was mugged by a monkey.
不不! 不要买♥♥枪我真的被猴子抢了
Well,then Bo here is going away.
那 Bobo船长要被送走
Wasn't! I wasn't gged by a monkey!
没有我没被猴子抢!
- Ted,do you ve any idea if Marshall was mugged by a monkey? - None whatsoever.
- Ted Marshall到底被猴子抢了没? - 毫无头绪
Just tell me:
告诉我
we you or were you not mugged by Captain Bobo?
你到底有没有被Bobo船长抢?
Yeah,baby,just tell us what ally happened.
是的宝贝告诉我们到底发生了什么
Yeah,Marshall,just us tell the truth.
是的 Marshall 告诉我们真♥相♥吧
That's when Marshall realized there was only one thing he could say.
就在那时Marshall认识到他只能说一件事
All rit! Here'she truth.
好的! 真♥相♥是这样的
I...
我...
...am ing back to bed.
...要回家睡觉了
And that was it.
事情就是这样了
never found out what really happened toncle Marshall's wallet.
我们始终不知道 Marshall叔叔的钱包到底怎么了
But we do know this:
我们只知道
Lily never got aun,Robin'credibility remaed impeached,
Lily没有买♥♥枪 Robin的公信力也无损
and Bobo and Milly lived out their days together
而Bobo和Milly后来一直在一起
in the Central Park Zoo.
在中♥央♥公园动物园里幸福生活
Damn it.
糟糕
All right,Ted,mic up.
好的 Ted 带上麦克风
c'd up and made up. Red leather,yell leather.
带上麦克风画上妆
Well,that wasn't very satisfying.
好吧太不让我满意了
When Iell everyone at work th story,I'm sayinge was mugged by a monkey.
我上班的时候讲这个故事时我还是要说被猴子抢了
And I'm going to keep the banana on a ring thing. That was working.
而且我要把香蕉绑在绳上加进去一定会有用
Barney,ough with the lies.
Barney 谎言该停止了
You can't st tack on a new ending
你不能硬加个结尾
because you're not satisfied with how story wraps up.
仅仅因为你对事情原本的结局不满意
Oh,really?
真的吗?
Well,marky words,Mosby.
好记住我的话 Mosby
Someday you'll be telling this story,you'll see it myay.
有一天你讲这个故事时你就会理解我的看法了
Doubtful.
我很怀疑
d then,kids,you'll never believe what hapned.
然后孩子们你们不会相信发生了什么
The monkey got loose
那猴子逃走了
He got one of my dolls!
它拿了我的娃娃!
Bobo,come here,Bobo.
Bobo 过来 Bobo
He's climbing the building!
它爬上了那栋楼!
Bobo,co here.
Bobo 过来
I'll get him.
我来抓它
Is this really hpening?
这是真的吗?
Sure is,Ted.
真的 Ted
True story.
真的