燃情克利夫兰

Hot in Cleveland S06E23

Part 5 May 4, 2020, 8:26 a.m.

你要干什么啊
What the hell are you doing?
爬到你的阳台上
Climbing onto your balcony.
你疯了吗这里是十楼
Are you crazy? We're ten floors up!
明明有个连接门啊
There's a connecting door.
那是给老年人用的
That's for old people.
快过来帮帮我
Reach over and help me.
-我们现在要怎么办 -我抓不住了
- Now what do we do? - Oh, I can't hang on!
我们掉进水里的时候那些海豚都散开了
Those dolphins really scattered when we hit the water.
至少我们没被人认出来
At least we got through it without being recognized.
淑女裤女神
Mrs. Ladypants!
我是日本某个产品的广♥告♥代言人
I'm the commercial spokesperson for a certain product in Japan.
快乐鸡鸡男神
Happy Penis Pow Pow!
我也是
So am I.
我担心没有女人会要我了
I'm worried... No woman will ever want me,
毕竟我...
you know, now that...
我都进过监狱了
I've been in prison.
别担心
Oh, don't worry!
女人就喜欢坏男孩
Women love bad boys.
听着爱尔卡我知道你觉得我
Look, Elka, I know you think of me
是个四处留情圆滑世故的
as a suave, sophisticated
花♥花♥公♥子♥
chick magnet...
当然了
Sure.
但那...那都是假装的
But it's--it's a pose.
我根本什么都不会
I-I have no game.
我相信你一定有绝技
I'll bet you do.
来说一句最勾人的情话
Give me your best line.
该死姑娘
Damn, girl...
如果你是种蔬菜
If you were a vegetable,
那一定是"长腿菜"[茄子]
you'd be a legplant.
我们赶到了我们来了
We made it! We're here.
我们准备好领养我们的孩子了
We're ready to adopt our baby.
乔依·斯克罗格和鲍勃·穆尔
Joy Scroggs and Bob Moore.
我们一定会是很出色的父母
We're gonna be amazing parents.
-你们还好吗 -很抱歉我们迟到了
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry we're late.
我们在来的路上帮一个孕妇分娩
We stopped to help a pregnant woman in labor.
我们接生了那个孩子
We delivered the baby
虽然很想但我们没有把孩子偷走
and didn't steal it like we wanted to.
把那个写进我们的档案里也不错哦加分项
Can't hurt to put that in our file--extra credit.
其实我注意到
You know, actually, I did notice
你们的档案里少了个文件
there is one document missing from your file.
没有结婚证书
There's no marriage certificate.
别担心我们明天就要结婚了
Oh, don't worry about that. We're getting married tomorrow.
我必须先看到结婚证书
Oh. I do need to have that certificate
才能把孩子交给你们
before we can bring you your baby.
什么领养机构会要求结婚证啊
What kind of adoption agency demands a marriage certificate?
一个非常老派的天主教领养机构
A very old-fashioned catholic one.
我简直不敢相信
I can't believe this!
我们逃出了一架飞机
We had to break out of an airplane
偷了辆出租车接生了个孩子
and steal a cab and deliver a baby,
结果这些都没用
and now none of that even matters
因为我们没结婚
because we're not married!
没关系我们会结婚的
It's fine. We'll get married.
拜托鲍勃
Oh, come on, Bob!
我们在维加斯这么突然
Where are we gonna get married
要上哪儿结婚啊
on a moment's notice in Vegas?
对哦
Oh, yeah!
-我们马上回来 -别把我们的孩子给别人
- We'll be back. - Don't give away our baby.
真不错
Wow, this is nice.
我小的时候
You know, when I was a little girl,
我常常看着那些星星幻想
I used to stare up at the stars and dream.
你幻想了些什么
What'd you dream about?
当一个著名女演员而且...
Being a famous actress and...
要幸福
Being happy.
我现在一直在想
And I just keep thinking
如果我一直追求着第一个梦想
how am I ever gonna get the second one
要怎么实现第二个梦想呢
if I keep on chasing the first?
即使现在我依然试图靠卖♥♥弄风情
Even now, I'm trying to charm my way
在洛杉矶争取到某个角色
into a role on some show in L.A.
总是老一套老一套
It's just always the same old, same old.
确实啊不是吗
It is, isn't it?
我每晚上台时
I mean, every night I go onstage
都穿着一样的红上衣
with the same red blazer,
戴着我戴了30年的雷朋墨镜
the same ray-bans I've worn for 30 years.
酒店还要我再表演三年
And the hotel wants three more years.
我们为什么还像仓鼠一样在轮子上无止境地奔跑
Why are we still on this hamster wheel?
我们到底在追求什么
What are we looking for?
也许我们追求的就在我们眼前
Maybe what we're looking for is right in front of us.
你还记得我们当年差点都要私奔
Do you remember when we almost ran away together,
但最终因为都决定事业为先而放弃了吗
but we didn't because we both decided to put our careers first?
我常常想起这件事
I think about it all the time.
我不想再犯同样的错了
Well, I don't want to make that mistake again.
不如别再像仓鼠似的在轮子上瞎跑了怎么样
So how about...we just get off that damn hamster wheel?
然后跳到对方身上吗
And...get onto each other?
强尼
Oh, Johnny.
你的情话果然只在歌♥里
You always did save your romantic lines for your songs.
姑娘们你们的妈妈桑刚刚交了保释金
Okay, girls, your pimp just posted bail.
你们可以走了
You're free to leave.
不好意思我们也是"夜之女郎"啊
Excuse me--we are also ladies of the evening.
我看未必吧
I don't think so.
算了梅米·苏没关系的
You know what, Mamie Sue, it's okay.
这样我就有更多时间来写我的祝酒词了
This'll just give me more time to work on my toast.
不别再写祝酒词了
No, not the toast again.
快出去你们两个妓♥女♥
Get out, you two whores!
我简直可以跟你在这里躺一辈子
Oh, I could lie here with you forever.
我也是
Me too.
但是不行啊我们得去参加婚礼
But we can't! We have to get to a wedding!
好了老朋友
Okay, old friend,
我想我们之间还有未竟之事呢
I believe we have some unfinished business.
现在不能玩了梅米·苏
Not now, Mamie Sue!
我们得去参加婚礼了
We have to get to a wedding!
我们必须马上结婚
We have to get married right away!
听上去你们两个"爱火熊熊烧"啊[猫王经典歌♥曲]
Sounds like you two have A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love.
该死
Oh, bloody hell.
听着猫王我们要结了婚
Listen, Elvis, we need to get married
才能有孩子
so we can get a baby.
老派价值观我喜欢
Old-fashioned values. I like it.
但城里正在进行戒指互换活动
But we got a promise ring convention in town.
他们很相爱
They're in love...
我们都被订满了
We're all booked up.
我要闯进去
I'm going in.
得让那两个小年轻等等了
Those two young virgins will have to wait!
老爸
Dad?
爱尔卡你们要结婚了吗
Elka? You're getting married?
那就是我的"旧东西"[老女人]
Well, there's my something old.
西方婚礼习俗
要[新旧蓝借]4样东西
我简直不敢相信你们要结婚了
I can't believe you're getting married.
强尼·里维尔
Johnny Revere!
我是你的铁杆粉丝
Huge fan!
我失去处♥男♥之身时听的就是
You know, I lost my virginity
《我爱做♥爱♥》
to I love Makin' Love.
那首歌♥是十年前才发行的
That song came out ten years ago.
那又如何那是我们共同的幸运年
So...good year for both of us.
-别分心鲍勃 -没错
- Focus, Bob! - Yes.
这是怎么回事
How did this happen?
说来话长
Well, it's quite a story.
我们...
Um...we were, um...
我们...我们在...赌场的...
We--we were at the-- at the baccarat table,
那个...
at the...
牌桌上那里的主题是...
the casino, you know, where--where the theme is--
谁快点说完
Oh, someone's got to speed this up!