难以伺候

High Maintenance S02E10

Part 3 March 10, 2020, 11:33 a.m.

我都表现得有点奇怪
that I've been kinda weird.
我觉得那样有点厌女癖有点性别角色固定
I think it's a bit of misogyny and gender roles
-而且很刻板... -关掉音乐
- and stereotypes and... - Yo! Turn off the music!
而且我父母也很他妈奇怪
And my parents are fucking weird, and...
而且我们认识的所有人都会搞砸这件事
like, everyone we know, like, fucks it up.
而我就想着如果我要搞砸的话
And I was just thinking about fucking it up,
如果我这辈子都会不断地搞砸一切
and that if I was gonna fuck up the rest of my life,
我希望你会在我身边
that I-I would want you to be there.
而且...
And...
只是...我爱你
I just... I love you!
我太爱你了
I love you so much.
我太爱你了这真是...太蠢了
I love you so much that it's-- it's stupid!
我只想... 妈的
And I just wanna-- Fuck! Um...
你想和我结婚吗
Do you wanna get married?
想
Yes.
真的吗
Yeah?
-当然 -天啊
- Of course. - Oh my God.
我的天啊
Oh my God!
-天啊好吧 -这是给你的
- Oh my God, okay. - This is for you.
你能相信吗
这里有两个人
There's two here.
当然他妈有两个人
Of fucking course there's two!
你有着摄影师的眼睛女士
You have quite the eye for photography, young lady.
如果你现在操♥我♥ 也许我回头
If you fuck me now, maybe I can help you
能帮你参谋下研究生申请表
with your graduate school applications later.
简直疯了罗杰
That's crazy, Roger.
你根本不识字
You don't know how to read.
日食
Yay! Eclipse!
她戴上戒指了
She put a ring on it!
说实话那真是我见过的最美的景象
Honestly, that was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
宝贝我不想催你
Um, babe, I don't mean to rush,
但是面包房♥六点就关门了
but the bakery closes at six o'clock.
该死我们得走了
Oh, shit! We've gotta go!
好了这次咱们能一起划吗
All right. Yeah, so can we paddle for once?
是的这次我会帮你
Now I will help you, yes.
好吧你看到暗斑了吗
Okay, do you have dark spots in your vision?
我绝对看到了暗斑
I'm definitely seeing dark spots.
我绝对...
I'm definitely-- oh!
天
Oh my God!
什么鬼我们怎么会在一块蛋糕上
What the fuck? Why are we on a cake?
什么鬼
What the fuck?
你爱我吗
Do you love me?
我们怎么会在上面
How did we get there?
那真是...太美了我说实话
That is... hella pretty. I'm not gonna lie.
我们在那蛋糕上
We're on that cake.
意思是整个下午他们都在偷♥窥♥我们
That means they were creeping on us all afternoon.
有人给我们拍了照
There was somebody taking pictures of us.
-我能脱了吗 -不行不能脱
- I can't take it off? - No, you can't take it off.
戴安娜王妃就是那么死的
That's exactly how Princess Diana died!
发自贝丝: 要一起玩吗
我只是觉得有点吓人
I just find that a little bit creepy.
-这叫浪漫 -这不叫浪漫
- Call it romantic-- - It's not romantic.
好吧万一你男友想给你惊喜呢
All right, what if your boyfriend's trying to surprise you.
抱歉没货了
不我是说真的一起玩
好在哪
不如我们把他们的食物都吃光吧
How 'bout we ate all their food?
不好意思我能来一块吗
Excuse me! Can I get a piece?
随便吧我不在乎
Like, whatever. I don't care.
我不在乎因为听好了
I don't care. I don't care, because, listen,
你在吃毒药的时候...
while you were eating toxins--
抱歉
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
这边
Over here!
这是你的吗
Is this yours?
对
Yeah.
很酷
It's very cool.
你想看看吗
You wanna see it?
进来看看
On the inside?
好啊我想看
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
那好
Okay, then!
天
Damn!
我要关门吗
Should I close the door?
请关上
Please close it.
用力摔上
Just slam it really hard.
这有点...
It's-- it's a little--
对有点...
Yeah, it's a little-- it's a little--
欢迎
Welcome.
这是野营车史蒂夫
This is Steve RV.
野营车史蒂夫
Steve RV.
他总是笨手笨脚的
He bungles things,
他有时候会出问题
and he sometimes puts his foot in his mouth,
但总体来说他是辆迷人的车
but overall, he's a very charming vehicle,
我在里面度过了不少欢乐时光
and I have had a lot of fun in here.
太酷了
It's really cool.
谢谢
Oh, thank you.
你想喝杯茶吗
Do you want, um, a cup of tea?
好啊
Sure.
这个长绒毯太他妈棒了
This shag is fucking awesome.
现在有点潮了
It's a little moist right now.
我也不知道为什么
I don't know why.
你居然有一个完整的厨房♥
And you got a whole kitchen?
一整套
The whole shebang.
调查表明...
Survey says...
很酷
This is cool.
然后我去了纳什维尔
Then, I went up through Nashville,
还挺好玩的
and that was quite fun.
然后我又挪回了布鲁克林
And then I just hauled ass back to Brooklyn.
主要因为我没钱了
Mainly because I didn't have any money left.
而且真正的美国人太他妈吓人了
And real Americans are fucking scary.
是啊我们可疯了
Oh, yeah, we're crazy.
-我不用了 -你确定吗
- I'm good. - You sure?
确定
Yeah, yeah.
你们好
Oh, hello.
带我一起走
Take me with you!
他们从哪来的
Where are they coming from?
本非常抱歉我失踪了
Ben, I'm really sorry I ghosted on you.
是啊到底什么情况
Yeah, what was that about?
我就是陷入了很奇怪的状态
I was just in a really weird spot.
有一阵子我喝很多酒
For a bit there, I was drinking a lot,
还有其他的事我就想...
and other stuff, and I wanted to...
我想整理我的人生重新来过
clean up my life and just start again,
我不知道该如何...
and I didn't know how to--
我不太擅长这种...谈心什么的
I'm not very good with this fucking... conversation shit,
于是我就回避了
and I avoided it.
是啊
Yeah.
真不敢相信我会说这种话
I can't believe I'm about to say this.
但是...
But...
我觉得保持清醒对我来说挺好的
I think that being sober is good for me.
没错
Yeah!
好吧
Okay.
是啊
Yes.
总之
Anyway.
我现在在想我得回家待一阵子
So I'm thinking now, I need to go home for a bit.
什么你是说澳洲吗
What? Like Australia home?
不是一去不回了只是去理清头脑
Not for good. Just to sort out my stuff.
挺好的
Good for you.
是啊这样对我来说更好
Yeah, it's good for me.
-是的 -是的
- Yeah. - Yeah!
对我来说更好
It's good for me!
我会想你的
I'm gonna miss you.
我之前就很想你
I did miss you.
我以后也会想你
And I'm gonna miss you.
我之前也想你