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申请与Graves总统做访谈
with President Graves for more than 30 years.
但他至今一次都没有答应过
He has yet to agree to a single one.
嗨
Hi.
这首歌♥是为我写的
This song was written for me.
是为我爸爸第二个任期结束时在白宫举♥行♥的
It was for Daddy's big White House farewell bash
盛大告别宴会所作的
at the end of his second term.
是啊 我妈妈一直都很喜欢这首歌♥
Yeah, my mother always loved this song.
肯定是的
I bet.
来吧 我想给你看点东西
Come on. I want to show you something.
- 我? - 对 - 现在吗? - 是啊
- Me? - Yeah. - Right now? - Yeah.
不了 其实我很不习惯...
Oh, no, I'm actually pretty uncomfortable...
别这么娘娘腔了
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
不 我是应该看看你有...
No, no, I should probably see what you...
我知道 这些也让我挺害怕的
I know. It freaks me out.
我的童年就是个蜡像馆
My childhood is a wax museum.
你人真好 Isaiah
You're so sweet, Isaiah.
我不知道
I don't know.
可能是你的某方面吧
Something about you.
你能理解这一切
You understand all of this
全部理解
on a meta level.
你真的很爱我们
You really love us,
对吗?
don't you?
在心里深爱我们
It's deep with you.
谁会不想参与到这些里面来呢?
Well, who wouldn't want to be a part of all this?
- 你在干嘛? - 我需要这个 知道吗?
- What are you doing? - I need this, okay?
这跟你无关 我现在很心烦意乱
This isn't about you. I'm very distraught.
而我就是这样应对痛苦的
This is how I process pain.
- 拿着 - 什么?
- Hold this. - What?
噢! 我的天哪!
Oh! Oh, my God!
我勒个去
Holy shit.
你去哪了?
Where the hell have you been?
我刚才...
Uh, I was, um...
算了 拿着这个
It doesn't matter. Here, take these.
这是Jeremy的 咱们走吧
They're Jeremy's. Let's go.
- 去哪? - 做个任务
- Go? - On a mission.
我们就这么闯进这个不认识的家庭的成人礼中吗?
So we're just crashing this random family's quinceanera?
别误解了
Don't get your panties all in a twist.
Gerardo做我的园丁有三十年了
Gerardo's been my gardener for 30 years.
今天我特别自豪
Today I am so proud.
我最开始来这里希望改善自己的生活的时候
When I came first here for a better life,
我离开了她在萨尔瓦多的母亲Anna
I left her mother Anna in El Salvador.
我的Anna肯定会为
My Anna would be proud
她今日的小Julianita感到很骄傲的
of what became of her little Julianita.
我爱你
Te amo.
说得好 说得好
Bravo. Bravo.
打电♥话♥给这个女的
Call this woman.
告诉她我接受她的采访了
Tell her I accept her interview.
明天 单独采访
Tomorrow, one-on-one exclusive.
这个不该由您的公♥关♥团队来处理吗?
Shouldn't your PR team handle it?
不 Benedict Arnold 这事不准告诉别人
No, Benedict Arnold. This is between us.
是的 是的 很好笑
Yeah, yeah, it's hysterical.
我没时间换衣服 好吗?
I didn't have time to change, okay?
嘿 先生 我能问你个问题吗?
Hey, sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?
你有过休息的机会吗
You know, do you ever get a chance to go on pause
就是歇一歇
and, you know, just chill out,
暂时不做总统那样的时候?
stop being the president for a while?
没有 这事更像是...
No, it's more of a...
无法停止的那种
more constant.
是啊 有点永远缠着你不放 是吧?
Yeah, that kind of like sticks with you forever, huh?
就像某个神经病的一♥夜♥情♥对象
It's like some psycho one-night stand
老跟踪你 最后毁了你的生活
who stalks you and ruins your life.
我来问你们几个一点问题
Let me ask you guys something.
举手示意 你们的父母中有多少
Now, show of hands, how many of your parents
是非法进入美国的?
came here illegally?
- 全部都是? - 是啊
- All of you? - Yeah.
别表现得这么吃惊嘛
I mean, don't look so surprised.
你难道以为我们都是
What, were you expecting us to be all,
"先生 我的总统先生
"S铆, se帽or, mi presidente.
我把草坪修好了 老板"
I cut your grass, mi jefe."
- 可以吗? - 当然
- Do the honors? - Oh, sure.
我很乐意
It'll be a pleasure.
我♥干♥了
Bottoms up.
噢 你把虫也喝了
Oh, you got the worm.
谢谢 谢谢
Oh, thank you. Gracias.
我的天 喝太多了
Oh, my God, that's so much.
我把采访定在了明天早上
I set the interview for tomorrow morning,
您要是不像这样濒临
which wouldn't be so terrifying
酒精中毒的边缘 这事也不怎么可怕
if you weren't on the precipice of alcohol poisoning.
您的飞机准备就绪了 我们真的该...
Your jet is ready, so we should really...
知道吗 你的手指还很是小啊
You know, you've got little, tiny baby fingers.
是的 先生 很不幸我知道
Yes, sir, I'm painfully aware.
总统先生 我很荣幸您能来参加宴会
Mr. President, I am so honored that you came.
我全家都感到很荣幸
My whole family is.
不 不 能到这儿来 我才该感到荣幸
No, no, it's me who's honored to be here.
感谢你所做的一切
Thank you for everything.
好的
Bueno.
孩子 直到死之前 都要享受生活
Until death, kid, it's all life.
该死
Shit.
恭喜你
Congratulations.
对不起 我来晚了 Annie
I'm sorry I'm late, Annie.
第♥一♥夫♥人♥ 幸会
First Lady, what a pleasure.
真高兴选的人是你
Oh, I am so glad it's you.
鬼扯 是因为我有空才选我的嘛 不过这个我很拿手
Bullshit. I was available, which I'm good with
因为我见识过生活中的你
because I've seen you behind the scenes.
你聪明 果断
You're smart, you're decisive,
而且还有谁穿
and has anyone in history
黑色西装和红色浅帮鞋能比你好看?
ever looked better in a black suit and red pumps?
这搭配可是我兴起的
I started that.
一切都是你兴起的
You started everything.
我也很高兴见到你
It's good to see you, too.
这事会很有意思的
This is gonna be fun.
- 我可还没同意呢 - 你会的
- I haven't said yes yet. - You will.
首席对手很强硬
The primary opponent is tough.
- 不是强硬 是刻薄 - 我身边很多刻薄的人
- Not tough, mean. - I live with mean.
Thomas J. Nash 他就是那些掌控
Thomas J. Nash. He's one of those
党派的持有"不能因强♥奸♥怀孕"观点的家伙之一
"Can't get pregnant when raped" Guys who's hijacked the party.
他很能击中要害 很有魅力 很受欢迎
He's hit a nerve. He's charming, he's popular.
但你 你更受欢迎
But you, you're more popular.
- 我不怕Nash - 我知道
- Nash doesn't scare me. - I know that.
大家都知道
Everybody knows that.
请留下口讯 我稍后会联♥系♥您
Leave a message, I'll get back to you.
嘿 又是我 Graves夫人
Hey, it's me again, Mrs. Graves.
不好意思 但是我们真的
I'm sorry, but it's really very
需要谈一谈
sort of extremely vital we speak.
那个... 天要塌下来了
It's just that, well, the sky is about to fall.
那她为什么他妈的
Then why is she changing
要改变主意? 我要疯了
her fucking mind again? It's making me crazy.
- Wolf女士 - 总统先生?
- Ms. Wolf. - Mr. President?
很高兴这么多年后终于能见到你
It's a pleasure finally meeting you after all these years.
我也是 很荣幸
Me, too. It's an honor.
我这边就快完事了
Listen, I'm almost done here.
您可以等一下或者...
Would you like to wait a minute or...
有什么问题吗?
Is something the matter?
根据你的言论来看 我就是问题所在
Well, according to you, I'm what's the matter.
我要请您不要再靠近我了
I'd like you to please stop approaching me.
你 和你的自♥由♥主义议程 多年以来
You, with your liberal agenda, have been tearing me
一直威胁着我以及我的总统地位
and my presidency a new one for years,
让我成为了美国所有问题
turning me into patient zero
的罪魁祸首
for all of America's problems.
你得他妈的往后退点
You need to just back the fuck off.
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