格拉夫斯（2016）

Graves S01E01

Part 1 July 30, 2020, 3:57 p.m.

退伍军人管理局
Olivia Graves丈夫出轨导致婚姻破裂
臭不要脸
狗屁
下流至极
脑子有屎
去你♥妈♥的♥
操你
大爷
去你♥妈♥的♥
保守党的超级英雄Graves
格雷夫斯式经济
增长案例
格雷夫斯式经济
增长案例
Richard Graves-破碎的政♥治♥生涯
Graves在联邦土
地上开采石油
Graves是怎样埋葬美国的
Graves是怎样埋葬美国的
Graves政♥府♥持续的财政赤字
Graves总统-历史上最严厉的边境政策
格兰德河边境每个月至少要见到五万七千名
移♥民♥。过时的政策已经阻碍人类进步了吗?
Graves抑制癌症研究的发展
“联邦资金数年保持不变，对科研支出的额外削减让我们退步”
Graves总统忽视同性恋权益
Richard Graves的两场致命战争
我们何时才能收回这些成本?
Graves是怎样搞砸我们的学校的
Richard Graves-经济的自♥由♥落体和失败的政♥治♥
Richard Graves-经济的自♥由♥落体和失败的政♥治♥
Richard Graves
留下的有毒遗产
Graves如何引领美国走向死亡
Richard Graves毁掉国家的50种方法
谁是历史上最糟糕的总统?
Richard Graves-历史上
最糟糕的总统
我们到底哪里错了?
25周年白银纪念日
Richard Graves总统图书馆
美国癌症协会
我们与你同在
准备好了，总统先生
We're ready for you, Mr. President.
操
Oh, fuck.
"独一无二" 都无法用来形容他
"One of a kind" Doesn't come close.
没有人能像他那样
There's no one like him.
过去从来没有我怀疑将来也不会有
Never has been, and I doubt there ever will be.
所以现在请允许我和新墨西哥州前州长 Bill Richardson
So, along with former Governor of New Mexico Bill Richardson
还有伟大的纽约市市长 Rudy Giuliani
and the great Mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani,
一起为大家非常荣幸地请出
it is my honor to present to you
我们曾获得连任的前美国总统
our two-term former President of the United States,
Richard Graves
Richard Graves.
谢谢您先生
Thank you, sir.
这个老兵之家
This veterans' home
仅仅是我们政♥府♥
is the very least our government can do
为那些愿意为守护美国人♥民♥的自♥由♥献出生命的军人们
to provide a home for those who were willing to lose their lives
做的一点小事
to guarantee our freedoms.
上帝保佑你们
So, God bless you all.
3 2 1
Three Two One
你到底想要什么
What do you want?
RPEC会议（离退休公共雇员理事会会议）就要开始了
Well, the RPEC conference is meeting in a couple of months
总统先生您作为最后坐在总统办公室里的共和党人
and we're gonna honor you, Mr. President...
我们想授予您荣誉勋章
the last great Republican to sit in the Oval Office.
您愿意参加吗?
Now, can I convince you to attend?
等我死了再给我颁奖吧
Honor me when I'm dead.
您已经退休快25年了
25 years out of office
党内还没有哪个人像您一样这么忠诚呢先生
and still no one packs in the party faithful like you do, sir.
我一点儿也不在乎
I couldn't care less.
总统先生我不明白您为何总和自己过不去
Mr. President, I don't understand why you're so hard on yourself.
你看到网上那篇评论文章了吗?
Did you read that article in Slate online?
Richard Graves 美国历史上最糟糕的总统
Richard Graves Worst President in U.S. History.
上面说你击败了James Buchanan 他解散了工会
Says you beat James Buchanan, and he dissolved the union.
滚蛋 Richardson
Fuck you, Richardson.
司机停一下车可以吗?
Hey, driver, could you pull it over for a minute?
就一会儿
This'll just take a second.
最糟糕的总统
Worst president.
别太在意Bill说的话
Don't pay attention to Bill.
这就是为什么我从来不上网
That's why I don't go online.
那些个人观点就是一堆狗屎...
Opinions are like assholes...
每个人都有而且总是散发着恶臭
everybody's got one and they always stink.
你只能做到你的最好你也确实做到了
All you can do is your best, and you did.
过去的事就让它过去吧...
What's done is done...
对我们来说都是这样
for all of us.
我还没死呢! 开车！
I'm not dead yet! Go!
嗨!
Hey, hey!
混账
What a prick.
你好
Hi.
有事吗先生?
May I help you, sir?
是的我来见总统先生
Yes, I'm here to see President Graves.
我是Isaiah Miller 他的新助理
I'm Isaiah Miller, his new assistant.
好的去吧
Uh, okay, go ahead.
Michael Steele又打过来了
Michael Steele called again.
好的我一会儿回复他
Oh, good. I'll call him later.
Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller.
我希望你已经准备好了
I hope you're ready for this.
我从未如此全身心投入过我已经整装待发夫人
I have never been more ready to do anything in my life, ma'am.
- 很高兴认识您 - 很高兴认识你
- It is so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
我一个在Cato研究所工作的朋友竭力推荐你
You come highly recommended by my friends at the Cato Institute.
他们一直称赞你
They wouldn't stop singing your praises.
夫人顺便说一句我想跟您说
Well, for the record, ma'am, I just want you to know
Graves总统对我的政♥治♥观点和全球视野
that President Graves has been the single seminal influence
起到了决定性的影响
on my political and worldview.
- 我的意思是说在他的任期... - 别说了
- I mean, his presidency... - Don't do that.
别把他传奇化这样一点儿意思都没有
Don't romanticize. This isn't fun.
好的
Oh.
别再这样了 Maggie
Never again, Maggie.
永远都别这样搞了
Never.
- Maggie - 嘿亲爱的
- Maggie. - Hey, darling.
别再给我搞这些政♥治♥风格的衣服了
No more appearances with political types.
穿成这样太太他妹的压抑了
It is so, so goddamn depressing.
这是谁?
Who's this?
这是你的新助手Isaiah Miller
This is your new assistant Isaiah Miller.
见到您非常荣幸先生
It is such an extreme honor to meet you, sir.
Maggie 我不需要助理了
Maggie, I do not need any more assistants.
我可以自己擦屁♥股♥
I can wipe my own ass.
- 失陪一下 - 好的
- Excuse me. - Sure.
擦屁♥股♥? 他难道真的需要...
Wipe his ass? Does he really need...
- 那是在比喻 - 啊对当然
- Figure of speech. - Right, of course.
- 没错是个比喻 - 我想应该是
- Speech, right. - I think.
- 好大一泡 - 像马一样
- That's an intimidating stream. - Like a horse.
亲爱的没有助理的帮忙
Sweetheart, there's no way you can survive your schedule
你是不可能完成这些日程的
without an assistant.
你这一周都排满了
Your week is packed.
Isaiah有你的日程表
And Isaiah has your itinerary.
好的好的
Yeah, yeah.
- 我接下来要做什么? - 今天飞往得克萨斯...
- What's next? - You fly to Texas today...
参加白宫资助的儿童健康计划
Children's Health Initiative sponsored by the White House.
就是和孩子们玩儿一天
Just a fun day with some kids.
亲爱的这听起来就像一个折磨
Mags, that sounds like torture.
还有别忘了我们两天后要去纽约...
And don't forget, we have New York in two days...
你要在一个癌症协会上发言
your Cancer Society keynote.
lawrence会和你一起去协助你的演讲
Lawrence is gonna fly out and help you with your speech.
我就像一辆仓库里的老破车
I'm like some old relic in storage
你每年把我推出去一次一年又一年
that you wheel out once a year, year after year.
- 哦 Maggie - 怎么了亲爱的?
- Oh, Maggie. - What, angel?
这日子有个头吗?
Will it ever end?
会有的亲爱的
Yes, it will, dear.
但是现在我需要你好好对待Isaiah
But for now, I need you to be nice to Isaiah.
谁?
Who?
Isaiah
Isaiah.
您好
Hi.
您好吗总统先生?
How are you, President Graves?
痛苦啊 Ramona 各种痛苦
Pain, Ramona. Nothing but pain.
不错
That's good.
我要离开一天去丹佛的一个图书签售会
I'll be gone for one day to a book signing in Denver.
- 好的夫人 - 我希望你能...
- Yes, ma'am. - I want you to...
夫人在走之前您需要看看这个
Mrs. Graves, you need to see this before we go.
就像我们之前播报的那样来自前总统第一女儿的新闻
As we reported earlier, news of former first daughter
Olivia Grave的离婚传言
Olivia Graves' marriage dissolution
已经被共和党某高层人员证实
has been confirmed by senior GOP leadership staff,