人人都爱雷蒙德（1996）

Everybody Loves Raymond S05E08

Part 1 Nov. 24, 2020, 11:58 a.m.

Hey the gears are stripped here. You Iet the kids pIay with this?
嘿齿轮都磨掉了你让孩子们玩这个了?
Yeah yeah the kids did that Dad.
是孩子们干的爸
It had nothing to do with you
跟你每晚上
pIopping your jumbo can in there every night.
大屁♥股♥一坐没关系
Ah-hh there we go.
啊这下好了
Yeah there's a nice gift for me--
是啊给我的好礼物...
two busheIs of nose hair.
两大丛鼻毛
Hey Hey. Hey.
嘿嘿嘿
Hi. This is Erica.
嗨这是爱丽卡
WeII heIIo there.
唔你好呀
UncIe Robert! UncIe Robert! Hey you IittIe monkeys!
罗伯特叔叔! 罗伯特叔叔! 嘿小猴子们!
Hi say heIIo to Erica.
嗨跟爱丽卡问好
I've heard so much about you.
我听说了你们很多事情
You must be AIIy. And...
你一定是爱丽了然后...
this must be Geoffrey and MichaeI.
这一定是杰弗里还有麦克
Robert toId me about the freckIe patterns.
罗伯特跟我说了雀斑分布的区别
There's an easier way to teII. Geoffrey raise your hand.
还有个简单的办法杰弗里举手
That's Geoffrey.
这是杰弗里了
ActuaIIy we were on our way to go bowIing
事实上我们正要去打保龄
but Erica wanted to meet the kids.
可爱丽卡想见见孩子们
Hi. Hey Deb.
嗨嘿黛布
This is Erica. Hi.
这是爱丽卡嗨
I'm Marie Robert's mother. Are you two dating?
我是玛丽罗伯特的母亲你们俩在约会?
Ma...?
妈...?
We just met Iast week. At Emerson's Savings.
我们上星期刚认识的在埃默森储蓄所
Wow open a checking account get a free girI.
喔开个支票户头免费的姑娘就到手了
I'm going down there.
我也要去
Sorry I was the Iast one.
对不起我是最后的了
This one's got a sense of humor.
这位有幽默细胞
Hey why don't you come to my birthday party Saturday?
嘿要不你星期六来我的生日聚会吧
WeII? Come on it's my birthday.
唔? 来吧我的生日
I get to say who's invited and...
我说了算谁被邀请了...
who's not.
谁没有
Just say the word Frank.
尽管说出来吧弗兰克
I'm five. How oId are you?
我5岁你多大?
22.
22岁
That's oId.
太老了
AII right come on Erica. I want to get to the Ianes earIy.
好了快走爱丽卡我想早点去球道
They onIy have one pair of size 18 shoes.
他们只有一双18号♥的鞋
Okay. Bye!
好的再见!
It was nice meeting you aII. Bye! Have fun!
很高兴见到你们大家再见! 玩得开心!
Come on guys Iet's go. 22?
来孩子们走 22?
Hot damn! Oh!
辣呀! 哦...!
I don't Iike that Frank. It's just not right.
我不喜欢弗兰克这样不对
What the heII's not right about it? She's much too young.
到底有什么不对了? 她太年轻了
That's what makes it right! Oh
这样才对嘛! 哦...
Stop it.
够了
Young women go after oIder men for one thing-- she's a goIddigger.
年轻女人追老男人原因的只有一个...想傍大款
Mom it's Robert. Come on.
拜托妈这可是罗伯特
What's she after his vaporizer?
她想要什么他的蒸发器?
I'm just concerned with my son.
我只是担心我儿子
And he's not heIping by inviting that girI to our house.
他把那姑娘邀请到咱们家可不是在帮忙
Oh come on Marie. First he snags that ItaIian number
哦行了玛丽他先是抓着个意大利的电♥话♥号♥码
now this.
现在又是这个
Robert's finaIIy doing stuff I can be proud of.
罗伯特终于做了点让我骄傲的事
I'm going to have a word with him.
我要跟他说说
Oh Mom they're just-- they're going bowIing. Just reIax.
哦妈他们只是... 他们去打保龄别激动
Oh pIease! Why am I taIking to men?
哦拜托! 我♥干♥吗和男人说?
You understand what I'm saying right Debra?
你理解我说的是不是黛布拉?
WeII actuaIIy Marie I think Robert shouId do whatever makes him happy.
事实上玛丽我想只要能让他幸福罗伯特做什么都没关系
Yeah whatever makes him happy.
是的只要他开心
WeII I'm not going to Iet that happen.
我不会让这种事情发生的
Everybody sIeeping? Robert is a jerk.
都睡下了? 罗伯特是头蠢驴
Huh?
哈?
I can't beIieve he's dating a 22-year-oId!
真不敢相信他和一个22岁的人约会!
What happened to ''whatever makes him happy''?
那"只要能让他幸福"是怎么回事?
I was Iying!
我说谎的!
Anyway that's not reaI happiness.
总之那不是真正的幸福
I don't know. I think it might be.
我不知道我想那可能是的
Come on Ray. What couId they possibIy have to taIk about?
得了吧雷他们能聊些什么呢?
I--
我...
Maybe they don't have to taIk. Maybe they're the...
也许他们用不着聊天也许他们是那种...
they're the kind of coupIe that doesn't have to... taIk constantIy.
不用时常聊天的一对
I'm serious Ray.
严肃点雷
Do you remember Robert's first year on the force?
你还记得罗伯特进警队第一年吗?
Remember when he heIped deIiver a baby in the back of that cab?
还记得他在车后座给小孩接生吗?
That couId be Erica! WeII that...
那可能就是爱丽卡! 唔那样...
that's something they can taIk about! No.
那可以是他们聊天的话题不
He can't possibIy be serious about this reIationship! He's using her.
他不可能是认真地对待这种恋爱关系的! 他在利用她
Hey if this bothers you so much
嘿要是你这么在乎
why didn't you speak up earIier with my mom?
为什么刚才不跟我妈说?
Because it's none of my business!
因为这不关我的事!
I don't want to be Iike your mother!
我不想像你妈一样!
I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you.
对不起我不是生你的气
TeII that to the vein in your head.
问你脑门上的血管相不相信
You know what I think?
你知道我怎么想的吗?
If I say yes do you stiII have to teII me?
我要是说知道你是不是还要告诉我?
I think that Robert is afraid of intimacy.
我想罗伯特害怕亲近
So he gets invoIved in a reIationship
所以他才让自己搞出个
that is doomed from the beginning.
一开始就注定不会有结果的关系
Yeah but... what a way to go.
是吗可是... 这又何苦呢?
Hey come on. No my thing.
嘿别这样不我的节目
Oh you reaIIy think that's funny don't you?
哦你真的觉得有意思是不是?
''What a way to go.''
"这又何苦"
Hey...
嘿...
you know I reaIIy haven't toId you...
你知道我真的没告诉你...
how good you've been Iooking IateIy.
你最近变漂亮了
What?!
什么?
ReaIIy though.
这是真的不过
You're Iike a hot chick.
就像个辣妹
Oh my God! Is that what you think this is about?!
哦我的天! 你以为是因为这个?!
I'm worried about how young I Iook?
我担心我看起来多老?
No! I am taIking about right and wrong here.
不! 我说的是对错的问题
A basic sense of decency. Okay but you do Iook hot.
起码的得体好吧可你真的很撩人
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
开什么国际玩笑
Can I have the remote?
能还我遥控器吗?
Oh you're here. I checked your apartment.
哦你在这我给你公♥寓♥打过电♥话♥
Yeah Ma wanted me to get her oIive pIate for Dad's party.
是的妈让我替她拿橄榄果盘准备爸的聚会
Wow oIives. This thing's going to rock.
喔橄榄这地方有的热闹了
So how's it going with you and Erica? Okay I guess.
你和爱丽卡怎么样了? 还好我猜
Oh good. Yeah.
哦那就好是
She seems to Iike you. Yeah how about that?
她看来喜欢你是的不错吧
Yeah.
是
Is it serious?
认真的?
I don't know. We've onIy gone out a few times.
不知道我们才出去过几次
Yeah. You think it's going to get serious?
是你觉得会成为正式的吗?
Who knows? We're just having fun that's aII.
谁知道呢? 我们在一起挺好玩的就这样
Good. You know what might be the most fun?
很好你知道什么最好玩?
Breaking up with her.
和她分手
What? What are you taIking about?
什么?你说什么呢?
Listen if you're just having fun with her
听着如果你和她在一起开心
you shouIdn't bring her around here.
就不该把她带着来
I mean this is where fun goes to die.
我是说这是埋葬一切开心的地方
What? We had fun here. She made Dad Iaugh.
什么?我们在这很开心她让爸笑个不停
Yeah that couId have been gas.
是吗说不定是笑气吧
Yeah weII if it was gas he wouId never stop Iaughing.
要是笑气的话他还能合得上嘴吗?
Look...
看...
it's making my Iife heII aII right?
这让我生不如死好吗?
Making your Iife heII? How?
让你生不如死? 怎么会?
You... dating a younger girI...
你...和一个年轻姑娘约会...