邓肯小镇

Duncanville S01E10

Part 2 July 2, 2020, 11:39 a.m.

你在说什么
What are you talking about?
我平时就这么穿的
I always dress like this.
稳住
Steady...
让开邓肯你不用动沃尔夫
Move, Duncan! You're good, Wolf.
让开
Move!
沃尔夫
Oh, hey, Wolf.
我忘了你住在这了
I forgot you were staying here.
-嘿 -天沃尔夫你真逗
- Hey. - Oh, my God, Wolf. You are so funny.
好香啊安妮
Smells great, Annie.
你知道我最喜欢早餐烤香肠了
You know I love a good breakfast brat.
那是给我们特别来宾的
That's for our special guest.
其他人吃麦片
There's bulk cereal for the rest of you.
底部没有玩具
There's no toy at the bottom.
之前有的我给沃尔夫了
Yes, there was. I gave it to Wolf.
我的宝贝
My precious.
我早餐一般都是嚼口香糖
I usually just chew gum for breakfast.
谢谢哈里斯太太
Thanks, Mrs. Harris.
各位听到了吗
Oh, did you hear that, everybody?
感恩的态度
An attitude of gratitude.
当人们说谢谢你的时候
When people say "thank you,"
你只想为他们做更多的事
you just want to do more for them.
这是些零用钱幸运儿
Here's some allowance, you lucky duck.
什么可是
Wha-- But--
他甚至没有忘记去倒垃圾
He didn't even forget to take out the trash.
好了沃尔夫我们今天像《弱点》里一样
Okay, Wolf, we've got a full day of "Blind Side"-ing ahead of us.
我会给你上一些人生课
I'll teach you some lessons about life,
或许你可以教我最棒的一门课
but maybe you'll teach me the greatest lesson of all.
嗯怎么搭建捕鸟圈套
Yeah. How to build bird traps.
-恶心 -不是为了杀死它们
- Ew. - Not for killing.
而是为了学习它们的歌♥
For learning their songs.
抱歉妈
Sorry, Mom.
我和沃尔夫要去骑车
Wolf and I are gonna get our bikes
看看我们能跳跃过多少个燃烧的垃圾桶
and see how many burning trash barrels we can jump.
我们的纪录是差点一个
Our record is almost one.
不行
Nope.
所有人上车
Everybody in the car.
我要坐沃尔夫旁边
I call Wolf Shotgun!
回来
Get back here.
你和我要留下
You and I are gonna stay behind
帮你妈妈把盘子都洗了
and clean all the dishes for your mom,
因为我们爱她
because we love her.
我们真正要做的事是
Okay, here's what we're really doing.
我们得给你妈妈准备一份更好的礼物
We have to get your mom a better gift.
显然她不喜欢
Apparently she did not enjoy
穿着最好看的裙子被彩弹击中
being pelted by paint in her best dress.
-那盘子呢 -你妈妈会洗的
- What about the dishes? - Your mother will get those.
今日选拔赛
欢迎《弱点》拒绝《大地的女儿》
拿到了
Yep. Got it.
滚开滚
Ooh, ow, get out! Get outta here!
所以我们要给妈妈买♥♥什么
All right, so what are we gonna get Mom?
礼品卡礼品卡很体贴
A gift card? Gift cards are thoughtful.
嗯就这么定了礼品卡搞定
Yeah. That's what we'll do. A gift card. Done.
我们去找沃尔夫吧
Let's go find Wolf.
不必须要完美
No... It has to be perfect.
我们想想我们对你妈妈所了解的一切
Let's think about everything we know about your mother.
一她讨厌彩弹游戏
One, she hates paintball.
二她现在讨厌我
Two, she currently hates me.
三她永远不会原谅我
Three, she'll never forgive me.
四她会和我离婚
Four, she's gonna divorce me
然后嫁给她厨房♥日历上的那个消防员
and marry that fireman on her kitchen calendar.
你知道是谁兰斯
You know the one! Lance!
-二月份那个 -爸
- February! - Dad!
什么我的天
Huh? Oh, God!
你们没事吧
Everything okay over there?
我们很好兰斯
We're fine, Lance.
帅气的混♥蛋♥
Beautiful jerk.
你看上去很怪
You look so weird.
你不该让他们给你的小胡子脱毛
And you shouldn't have let them wax your 'stache.
我的嘴唇很冷但是可以见人
My lip is cold but presentable.
那衣服让你显得很不可靠
And that shirt makes you look like a tool.
这是你的衣服你妈妈给我的
It's your shirt. Your mom gave it to me.
妈我爱那件衣服
Mom, I love that shirt.
-我们到了 -哪里
- Okay, we're here. - Where?
教堂
Church.
-那是什么 -上帝居住的地方
- What's that? - Where God lives.
-谁是... -拜托别问
- Who's-- - Please don't.
沃尔夫教堂有很多仪式跟着我就行
Okay, Wolf. Church has a lot of rituals, so just stick with me.
所有人跪下祈祷
Everyone kneel and pray.
所有人起立歌♥唱
Everyone rise and sing.
冲破大风雪
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
我们坐在雪橇上
♪ On a one-horse open sleigh ♪
飞驰过田野
♪ Over the fields we go ♪
一路喊着上帝上帝上帝上帝
♪ God-ing all the way! ♪ God, God, God!
我们在妈妈办公室干什么
What are we doing at Mom's office?
找线索
Looking for clues.
我想找到你妈妈喜欢的东西
I'm trying to find things that your mom likes,
但我看到的都是这种罕见漂亮的花的照片
but all I keep seeing are pictures of this rare, beautiful flower.
对那是她的电脑屏保
Oh, yeah. That's her screensaver.
以及你的卫生间壁纸
And your bathroom wallpaper.
-你确定吗 -嗯
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
她甚至还文在了脚踝上
She even has it tattooed on her ankle.
我以为那是血泡
I thought that was a blood blister.
叫做菲奥尔达利索
It's called the fiordaliso,
只长于宜人峰
and it only grows on Pleasant Peak.
宜人峰
Pleasant Peak?
那座一对父女在一年前的今天
That dangerous mountain where a father and daughter
死亡的危险山峰
died one year ago today?
我们走
Let's go!
看样子今天来了几个新人
Well, it looks like we have some new faces with us today.
我戴了帽子她可能认不出我了
She probably doesn't recognize me because of my hat.
是啊一定是这样
Yeah, that's it. Hmm.
我们开始吧
So, let's get it straight.
你带来的最恶劣的罪行是什么
What horrible sins have you brought here?
我的话就是吸毒
For me, it was a mix of hard drugs
和滥交
and the most random sex.
没有罪就是来教堂礼拜
No sins, just getting my church on.
她说谎
She's lying.
她有罪
She's guilty of a sin.
终于批她沃尔夫
Finally! Drag her, Wolf.
过度关心的罪
The sin of caring too much.
你真不擅长批人
You're bad at dragging.
哈里斯太太是史上最好的夫人
Mrs. Harris is the nicest lady ever.
她从洗车行里把我救出
She rescued me from the car wash,
叫我怎么用纽扣
taught me how to use buttons,
叫我不要吃锡纸
and told me not to eat foil.
这没什么我只是
It's nothing, really. I just took him in
把他从奥克戴尔的冷血街头上带回了家
from the mean streets of Oakdale,
就像我也不知道《弱点》里的桑德拉·布洛克
like, oh, I don't know, Sandy Bullock in "The Blind Side."
掌声送给奥克戴尔最无私的母亲
Let's hear it for Oakdale's most selfless mom,
那个戴着大帽子的女人
that chick in the big hat!
要是我有你这样的母亲
If I had a mom like you,
我就不会成为老师
I wouldn't have ended up a teacher.
你是真正的英雄安妮
You're the real hero, Annie.
二月
February.
带我们回家各位
Take us home, boys.
弱点耶稣基♥督♥
♪ Blind Side Jesus Christ ♪
那个戴着大帽子的夫人无比善良
♪ That lady in the big hat's mighty nice ♪
她无比善良
♪ She's mighty nice ♪
她无比善良
She's mighty nice!
好了哥们
Okay, dude.