邓肯小镇

Duncanville S01E07

Part 4 July 2, 2020, 11:38 a.m.

♪ Love hole, love hole ♪
我知道那首歌♥是关于什么的
I know what that song's really about.
他擅长投球机
He's good at Skee-Ball.
看看这群人这歌♥剧火了
Look at this crowd. It's a hit!
杰克镇里出现水管紧急事件
Jack, there's a plumbing emergency in town.
奥克戴尔需要你杰克
Oakdale needs you, Jack.
如果你不帮我们这小镇将永远被水淹没
If you don't help us, this town will be under water forever.
现在你们需要他了
Oh, now you need him.
你们之前因为他丑就甩了他
You dumped him before just 'cause he's ugly.
他没那么丑 6分还是妥妥有的
He's not that ugly. He's, like, a solid six.
抱歉各位我不再修水管了
Sorry, folks. I don't do plumbing gigs anymore.
剧院现在是我的工具箱我唯一关心的管子
The theater is my toolbox now, and the only pipes I care about
位于我下巴和锁骨之间
are between my jaw and clavicle.
爸爸我们的房♥子被淹了
Daddy, our house is swimming.
我们要失去我们的家了杰克
We're gonna lose our home, Jack.
可下一场戏是高♥潮♥
But the next scene is the climax.
我要去哪找一个视唱的男高音
Where am I gonna find a tenor that can sight-read music?
他就站在你面前
♪ He's standing right in front of you ♪
我小鹿乱撞
I feel stirrings.
杰克你该去处理下水灾的事
Uh, Jack, you should really go take care of that flood thingy.
是的快走吧
Yeah, get out of here.
你说得对金伯莉小镇需要我
You're right, Kimberly. The town needs me.
-因为在这样的时刻 -快走
- Because at a time like this-- - Just go!
知道了
Okay, okay!
你为战争而生
♪ You were born for war ♪
你怎能确定
♪ How can you be sure? ♪
生来就是钻地球的
♪ Born to drill the Earth ♪
教我分娩
♪ Coach me in childbirth ♪
我喜欢喵呜
♪ I like to meow and purr ♪
我为滚球
♪ I was born to ♪
而生
♪ Roll ♪
我为滚球而生
♪ I was born to roll ♪
我的球就是我的灵魂
♪ My balls are my soul ♪
别试图改变我
♪ Don't try to change me, man ♪
他就是那样
♪ He am what he am ♪
为滚球而生
♪ Born to roll ♪
球是他的灵魂
♪ Balls are his soul ♪
我为修水管而生
♪ I was born to plumb ♪
水塞满了我的肺
♪ Water's filling my lungs ♪
我得拯救这不知感恩的小镇
♪ Gotta save this ungrateful town ♪
别唱不然就要溺亡
♪ Don't sing, or else I'll drown ♪
别唱他会溺亡
♪ Don't sing, he'll drown ♪
不裤子掉了
♪ Oh, no, pants down ♪
谢谢
Thanks!
我做到了
I did it!
闭嘴
Hey! Shut up!
没有战争
♪ Without war ♪
我将永远不知道我爱和平
♪ I would never know I love peace ♪
战争
♪ War ♪
带走我军人
Oh, take me, army man.
有人想要拿下托尼奖啊
Whoa, someone wants a Tony.
洪水退去现在是联邦紧急事务管理署的问题了
Well, the flood's receding. It's FEMA's problem now.
作者作者
Author! Author!
你是英雄爸爸
You're a hero, Daddy.
我不想煽情
I don't want to get all gooshy,
但我很高兴你没有自杀
but I'm glad you didn't kill yourself.
今天不会儿子我不会在今天自杀
Not today, son. Not today.
你是真正的水管工杰克
You're the real plumber, Jack.
我只是个把噱头玩过头的脱衣舞男
I'm just a stripper who took my gimmick too far.
谢了哥们
Thanks, mate.
享受幕间休息接下来是第二幕
Enjoy intermission. We'll be back for the second act.
什么
What?
评论出来了
The reviews are in.
我好紧张你读吧
I'm too nervous. You read it.
我看看 "水管工拯救小镇"
Let's see. "Plumber Saves Town,"
柏尔莎纪念仪式朝鲜发射... 看到了
Bertha's memorial, "North Korea launches--" Oh, here we go,
《罗米》是一次精彩绝伦励志的造星胜利
"'Rommy' is a brilliant, inspiring, star-making triumph."
对鲍比·巴斯蒂来说
"For Bobby Bastille,
他被好莱坞看中
"who has been whisked to Hollywood
将要在赏心悦目的水灾电影里扮演英雄水管工杰克
"and cast as heroic Jack the Plumber in feel-good flood movie."
难以置信
Unbelievable.
我认识一个名人
I know a famous person.
我跟他握手他吻过我妻子
I shook his hand. He kissed my wife.
还不只是碰一下而是吻了很久
And not just a little, for a long time.
你的反应很不错杰克
You're really taking this well, Jack.
做剧作家很好玩
Well, being a great playwright was fun,
但我意识到我真正的爱好是修水管
but I realized my true passion is plumbing.
看我甚至做了新的名片
Look, I even got new business cards made.
还不错吧
Not bad, huh?
我们得毁了那些名片
We have to destroy those business cards.