邓肯小镇

那些人的数学都很厉害
I mean, those dudes are the bad boys of math.
不 这才是我注定要做的事
Nope. This is what I was meant to do.
我要感谢你们
And I owe it all to you guys
鼓励我再次追求梦想
for encouraging me to dream again.
没有你们 我不知道我还会
I don't know how much longer
坚持多久自己之前的状态
I could've gone on the way I was.
你一小时前才辞去了水管工工作
You just quit plumbing an hour ago.
亲爱的 你去忙你的摇滚歌♥剧
Okay, honey. You go work on your rock opera.
我们慢慢回厨房♥
We're just gonna slowly back into the kitchen
互相说说悄悄话
and whisper to each other.
爸爸脑子是坏了吗
Is Daddy's brain broken?
没有 静 爸爸很好
No, Jing. Daddy's fine.
爸爸精神崩溃了 妈
Dad's having a nervous breakdown, Mom.
我在学校里受到的负面关注已经够多了
I don't need any more negative attention at school.
尤其是我在绳子顶端拉裤子之后
Not after I pooped my gym shorts at the top of the rope.
也许你该再次开始约会 妈
Maybe you should start dating again, Mom,
安全起见
just to play it safe.
我需要体系
I need structure.
别慌 孩子们 这只是一个阶段
Don't panic, kids. This is just a phase.
他迟早会厌倦这事的 就跟他当初
He will tire of this the same way he tired
厌倦拳击 乌龟赛跑和抓鬼一样
of boxing, turtle racing, and ghostbusting.
我到底被抓到了没
So am I busted or what?
我需要更多的便利贴
I need more Post-It notes.
我刚想到了一个在第四次幕间休息后的超赞点子
I just had the best idea for a scene after the fourth intermission.
加油 亲爱的 完善你的歌♥剧
Go get 'em, honey. Rock that opera.
你一点不丢人 爸
You're not embarrassing at all, Dad.
妈妈会永远爱你
Mom will always love you.
你的大脑也没问题
And your brain is fine.
看到他再次兴奋起来真好
Aw, it's good to see him excited again.
杰克 你又在打呼了
Jack, you're snoring again.
杰克
Jack?
睡不着吗 我也是
Hey! Couldn't sleep? Me either.
你一整晚都在这儿吗
Have you been out here all night?
是的 我灵感不断 吃了很多聪明药
Yep, yep, yep. I'm pumped full of inspiration and Adderall.
那是我上学吃的
I need that for school.
看着我 看着我 你不需要
Look at me, look at me, look at me. No, you don't.
所以你完成了一点工作吗
So you got a little bit of work done?
不止 我完成了剧本 写了所有歌♥
Better. I finished the play, wrote all the songs,
开始布景 编排了一些粗糙的舞蹈
started the sets, have some rough choreography
还抓到了一只黑寡妇蜘蛛 在那个杯子下
and caught a black widow spider. It's under that cup.
你全都完成了吗
You finished the whole thing?
很粗略 但我一个字都不会改
It's super rough, but I'm not changing a word of it.
-想听吗 -不
- Want to hear it? - Not really.
开始
Okay, here we go.
罗米是一个热爱和平的18岁男孩
Rommy is a peace-loving 18-year-old boy
出生在美国 但成长于HELL
who was born in the USA but raised in H-E-L-L.
地狱
Hell.
爸爸的键盘骂人
Daddy's keyboard swore.
他唯一胜过和平的爱好就是投球游戏机
The only thing he loves more than peace is Skee-Ball
以及彩虹 他的佩花嬉皮士女友
and Rainbow, his hippie flower-child girlfriend.
听上去很棒 我们得...
Wow, that sounds terrific. Okay, we have to go--
罗米的爸爸是个好战的将军
Now, Rommy's dad is a warmongering general.
他妈妈是个贪婪的石油大亨
And his mom is a greedy oil tycoon
只爱收银机的声音
who only loves the sound of a cash register.
等等
Hang on.
别来烦布兰妮
Leave Britney alone!
你们知道收银机的声音是什么样的
You know what a cash register sounds like.
总之 他们要为罗米的灵魂而战
Anyway, they're locked in a battle for Rommy's soul,
但最终他们得知你只需要...
But eventually they learn that all you need is--
我还没写那首歌♥
I haven't written that song yet.
你们觉得如何 有什么问题吗
So what do you think? Any questions?
-蜘蛛去哪了 -自♥由♥了
- Where'd that spider go? - To freedom.
他只是过度劳累
He's just overtired.
一旦他去补下睡眠
Once he gets some sleep,
他就会忘记这一切傻事
he'll forget all about this silliness.
你不觉得我在浪费时间 对吗
You don't think I'm wasting my time, do you?
如果你们是这么想的话 应该告诉我
You should tell me if you do, even though I'm in no condition
虽然我现在没法应对这样的坦诚
to handle that kind of honesty.
-不要喝 -听上去很棒 亲爱的
- No! - Sounds great, honey.
你继续忙
You keep working.
我们就走回厨房♥
We're just gonna walk backward to the kitchen
分享忧虑的表情
and share concerned looks.
你们哪也别想去
Oh, you're not goin' anywhere.
他的脑子确实坏了
His brain is broken.
因为你们就是我的明星
Because you're my stars!
这部歌♥剧是关于一个家庭的 而你们
The play's about a family, and you're pretty much
是我最爱的家庭 所以完全说得通
my favorite family, so it makes perfect sense.
当然 杰克 你所做的一切都很有道理
Of course, Jack. Everything you're doing makes perfect sense,
但我们别忘了你有多爱做水管工
but let's not forget how much you love being a plumber.
那个杰克已死
That Jack is dead, baby!
彩排在十分钟后开始
Rehearsal starts in ten, baby!
我不要演邓肯的女友
I'm not playing Duncan's girlfriend.
我还在因为做他妹妹而接受心理治疗
I'm still in therapy about being his sister.
我可以跟我妹交往 但我不想跳舞
Look, I'll date my sister, but I don't want to dance.
我的角色呢
Where's my character?
我在想你可以代表
I was thinking you could represent
美国承诺和它的大屠♥杀♥
the conflict between America's promise
及压♥迫♥之间的冲突
and its sins of genocide and oppression.
-我能做只猫吗 -这也行
- Can I be a cat? - Yeah, that works, too.
好了 开拍
Okay, and action!
我是罗米 我玩投球游戏机
I'm Rommy. I play Skee-Ball.
停 儿子 这是摇滚歌♥剧
Cut! Son, it's a rock opera.
斜体字就代表你要唱出来
When it's in italics, you sing it.
-我不要 -好吧
- Yeah, I'm not doing that. - Fine.
那我就只有把我的头伸进微波炉了
I guess I'll just go stick my head in the oven.
好 我唱就是
Okay, I'll sing.
杰克 你不能一直靠威胁自杀来达到目的
Ugh, Jack, you can't keep threatening suicide to get what you want.
这叫做执导 而且奏效了
It's called directing, and it worked.
再来 开拍
Now, let's go again. And action!
我是罗米
♪ I'm Rommy ♪
我尝不到
♪ I can't taste ♪
为什么
Why?
我闻不到
♪ I can't smell ♪
我怀孕了
♪ I'm pregnant ♪
-妈 -杰克 金伯莉不能怀上邓肯的孩子
- Mom! - Jack, Kimberly cannot be carrying Duncan's baby!
不是邓肯的孩子
It's not Duncan's baby.
是罗米的 而且有可能是
It's Rommy's, and it may or may not be
基♥督♥复临
the second coming of Christ.
我还没决定 不过是的
I haven't decided yet, but it is.
五六七八
Five, six, seven, eight.
别像个傻瓜 罗米
♪ Don't be a fool, Rommy ♪
我们去杀共♥党♥分子
♪ Let's go kill some commies ♪
我们会是父子战友
♪ We'll be father-son army buddies ♪
别信他的谎言
♪ Don't you fall for his poor potion ♪
跟妈妈去大海里采集石油
♪ Come with Mom and frack the ocean ♪
我们会成为富翁 买♥♥下相配的水上摩托艇
♪ We'll get rich and buy matching Jet Skis ♪
我是一只猫 就这样
♪ I'm a cat, that is that ♪
好 然后你妈妈和我会吃一些迷幻药
Okay, then your mom and I will drop some bad acid,
脱掉衣服 跳一段时髦的舞
strip our clothes off, and do a groovy dance
与此同时我们会发现你只需要...
where we learn that all you need is--
我还没写这首歌♥
I still haven't written that song yet.
脱掉衣服
Strip your clothes off?
别担心 我们会穿裸体紧身衣
Don't worry, we'll be wearing nudie tights
这样就不会吓到观众了
so we don't shock the audience.
观众
Audience?
我们不会在他人面前表演的吧
We're not performing this for people, right?
是啊 我以为我们这么做只是为了防止你自杀
Yeah, I thought we were just keeping you from offing yourself.
我本想晚点再告诉你们的
Well, I was gonna save this,
你们知道山顶上的那个剧院吧
but you know the theater at the top of the hill?
山顶剧院
Hilltop Theater?