邓肯小镇

Come on, you spearmint a son of a bitch.
快到我嘴里来
Get in my mouth!
你会没事的 亲爱的 你只是上瘾了
You're gonna be okay, honey. You're just jonesing.
彩虹糖
A Skittle!
-你在瞒着我们 -是的 -邓肯
- You're holding out on us? - Yes! - Duncan!
抱歉 抱歉 很抱歉
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry so bad!
不给糖果就捣蛋
Trick or treat?
为什么我们要今天开始这样
Why did we start this today?
离开这里
Leave this place!
我还是觉得我们该再尝试一天
Yeah, I still think we should have given it a second day.
你对一天内两次火灾反应过度
You're overreacting to two fires in one day.
我们能照顾自己
We can take care of ourselves.
妈 牛奶着火了
Mom, milk's on fire.
很简单 邓肯
It's very simple, Duncan.
你去找老板娘 然后说
Just walk up to the hostess and say,
五个人 谢谢
"Table for five, please."
我要怎么记住这一切
How am I supposed to remember all that?
五个人
Table for five.
五个人 五个人
Table for five. Table for five.
五个...
Table for--
你好 欢迎来到查普曼餐厅 坐里面还是庭院
Hello, welcome to Chapman's. Inside or patio?
她说所有厨师都死了 我们得离开
She said all the cooks are dead--we gotta go!
金伯莉 你上
Okay, Kimberly, you try.
把你手♥机♥给我们
Give us your phone.
手里没东西我没法和人交流
I can't talk to people without something in my hand.
至少给我支烟 如果你们
At least give me a cigarette. If neither of you kids
都不肯过去 那我们就别吃了
are going to go up there, then we are not gonna eat.
没错 我们可以等一整晚
That's right. We'll wait all night.
爸爸 你的肚子在动
Daddy, your stomach's moving.
快来 我们随便坐吧
Come on, everyone. We'll free range at the table.
孩子们 我知道你们习惯了我们帮你们点菜
Okay, kids, I know you're used to us ordering for you,
但今天你们要为自己点菜
but today you're gonna order for yourselves.
-什么 -不要
- What? - No!
你们可以做到的 等服务员过来后
You can do this. When the server comes over,
你们就看着他们
you just look 'em in the eye
清晰说出你想要吃什么
and clearly enunciate what you'd like to eat.
我们还要做菜吗
Do we have to make the food too?
-你好 我是查德 -牛仔汉堡 查德
- Hi, I'm Chad. - Buckaroo Burger, Chad.
好吓人 邓肯
Okay, that was terrifying. Duncan.
你说什么
I'm sorry?
麻烦了
Please!
大声点
Louder...
这样吧
You know what?
我要两份鸡块
I'll have two orders of chicken nuggets.
不要帮你哥哥
No helping your brother.
鸡块
Chicken nuggets.
鸡块
Oh! Chicken nuggets.
我们没有
Yeah, we don't have that.
我为什么还活着
Ohh! Why am I even alive?
邓肯 坐好
Duncan, sit up straight.
我想看看桌下的口香糖
I wanna look at the gum under the table.
不 你要点别的菜
No, you are going to pick something else to eat.
亲爱的 他只是想看看口香糖
Come on, honey, he just wants to look at the gum.
好吧 去看口香糖
Fine. Look at the gum.
我要上厕所 你们能去看看
I need to use the bathroom. Can one of you go check
确保里面没有陌生人吗
and make sure there's not a stranger in there?
你不会有事的
You'll be fine.
陌生人只是你还没遇见的朋友
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
用你的直觉打量他们
Just use your instincts and size 'em up.
如果他们脖子上有文身
If they have a neck tattoo,
那就说明他们多半很酷
that means they're probably cool.
杰克 这往往都是对的
Jack, that's only often true.
你在生活里
You can't go through life
不能老想着有人要杀你
thinking someone's always trying to kill you
不然你就永远没法大便
or you'll never go poop!
妈 是小便
Mom, it's pee.
当然了 当然了
Sure it is, honey. Sure, it is.
你好
Hello?
我很为你骄傲
I'm very proud of you!
妈 出去
Mom, get out!
看着我 再跟我说说你要做什么
Okay, look at me--tell me what you're gonna do again.
走进商店 买♥♥一盒三条装的恒适内♥裤♥
Walk into the store, buy a three-pack of Hanes,
数零钱 别办理商店积分卡
count my change, don't apply for a store credit card.
很好 还有别拿你看到的第一条
Excellent! And don't just grab the first pair you see.
有很多选择 拳击短裤
There's lots to choose from-- boxers,
紧身三角裤 四角内♥裤♥ 居可衣 紧身四角裤
briefs, boxer briefs, jockey cut, quad short
香蕉吊床[自行谷歌♥] 香蕉吊床三角裤
banana hammock, banana hammock brief
你就直接告诉我我喜欢哪种吧
Just tell me which one I like!
那正是这个的美妙之处
That's the beauty of this.
你可以问一个陌生人
You get to ask a complete stranger,
记住 如果你不喜欢对方的服务
and remember, if yon't like the service you're getting,
你就找负责人
ask to see a person in charge.
没错 选你喜欢的颜色
Okay, that's it, yeah. Pick the color you like.
嗯 捏盒子
Mmm, squeeze the package.
很好 大男孩 很好
Yes, you big boy. Yes.
不好意思 夫人 你在干什么
'Scuse me, ma'am. What are you doing?!
我 我在看那个漂亮男孩买♥♥内♥裤♥
Oh, me? Oh, I'm just watching that beautiful boy buy underwear.
很好 支付我的保释金
That's it...pay my bail.
有力握手 识别哪个囚犯是你的
Firm handshake, identify which prisoner is yours.
好样的 阿邓
Good job, Dunkie!
电影要开始了 再见
Movie's about to start. See ya!
什么 不 我不要一个人看电影
What? No! I'm not seeing a movie alone!
我经常一个人看电影
I see movies alone all the time.
很有意思 因为你可以不加前后文
It's fun, 'cause you can tell everyone
告诉大家你最爱的台词
your favorite lines with no context.
让开 里奇
"Out of the way, Richie!"
如果放映师看到我 他会认为我被甩了
If the projectionist sees me, he'll think I just got dumped!
放松 人人都知道你没男友
Relax, everyone knows you don't have a boyfriend.
你一个人吗 你被甩了吗
Are you alone? Did you get dumped?
你
Did you...?
他在雨中奔跑
So he runs through the rain
跑到医院 然后吻了吉尔
into the hospital room where he kisses Jill--
舌吻
with tongue--
只是吉尔已经死了多日
only Jill's been dead for days!
恶心 他吻了一个死了的女孩
Gross! He kissed a dead girl?
这叫做真爱 静
It's called true love, Jing.
你像我这么大后就能明白了
You'll understand when you're grown up like me.
我很为你骄傲 亲爱的
Well, I am proud of you, honey.
杰克 点燃烧烤架
Jack, fire up the grill.
我要去杂货店买♥♥点沙拉配料
I'll go to the grocery store and get some salad fixings.
我们可以替你去
We can go for you.
你听到了吗 杰克 接下来会是...
Did you hear that, Jack? What's next--
邓肯自己系鞋带吗
Duncan tying his own shoes?
感觉他们毫无用处就像昨日一样
Well, it feels like yesterday that they were so worthless.
你真觉得他们准备好了吗
Do you really think they're ready?
只有一个办法能知道
Only one way to find out.
布拉德利
Bradley!
他们怎备好了
They're weady!
我觉得公车上的人
I think everyone on the bus
都被我们的成熟所震撼
was really impressed with grown up we are.
嗯 有个人一直拍我的背
Yeah, that one guy kept patting my back.
这包生菜不好
This lettuce is bad.
所有生菜都不好
All lettuce is bad.
不 是坏了 我们不能把这个带回给妈妈
No, it's gone bad--we can't bring this back to Mom.
她这周什么都没为我们做
Not after all she hasn't done for us this week.
他们后面肯定有新鲜的生菜
I bet they have fresh lettuce in the back.
你说得对 咱们要负起责
You're right. Let's be responsible
偷偷溜进限制区
and sneak into that restricted area.
金伯莉 救命
Kimberly, help!
感觉就像是又经历了一次被♥干♥洗袋缠住的悲剧
That was like the dry cleaning bag all over again!
好 我们把沙拉扔了吧