大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S04E06

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:20 a.m.

Botox, fillers, bat feces.
肉毒杆菌填充物蝙蝠粪便
Ew, wait. Fillers?
恶等等填充物
I tell you what.
这样
I'm gonna take five stacks of these cards.
我买♥♥五叠这卡片
My clients are gonna love them.
我客户会很喜欢的
Wow, okay. Cool.
好酷
That's awesome. That'll be 50 bucks.
太好了一共50
And what a steal. That's, like, free.
真划算就跟免费一样
Yeah, it's nothing for me, either.
是啊对我来说也不算什么
That's my business card.
这是我名片
My office is just around the corner,
我办公室就在街角
you know, if you're ever in the mood to... freshen up.
你懂的如果你哪天想焕然一新
I'm still in my 20s.
我才20多岁
I mean, the gray is super premature,
那根灰发是长得太早了
and the hunchback is just a scarf to protect my wings.
驼背只是保护我上翼区的围巾
No pressure.
不要有压力
Okay, thanks.
好的谢谢
I went to MICA, too!
我也是从马里兰艺术学院毕业的
You could hear all that?
你能听到我们说话
Spooky.
吓人
I think I'm just... broken.
我觉得我是坏了
You look perfectly healthy to me.
我觉得你很健康
Then why aren't I coming yesterday?
那为什么我昨天没射
Orgasms are a journey.
高♥潮♥是一段旅行
They start in your mind.
从你心中开始
You're traumatized by the fact
你因为一个自夸的卖♥♥牛排的
that a sexual-assault bragging steak salesman
性侵犯成为了我们的总统
has become our president.
精神上受到了打击
You need to find a way to rise above it in spite of him.
你得无视他克服这道坎
Look inside yourself.
看看你的内心
Wait!
等等
God, I'm never gonna come again!
天我再也射不了了
It's not going to be easy.
这不是易事
Stay in the moment.
专注于此刻
Fuck you, !
去死吧特* ♪
I'm going back in.
我要重新开始
That's not too bad.
还不算太糟
Oh, my God. Abbi?
天啊艾比
Jeremy?
杰瑞米
I thought that was you. Hey! Hi!
我就说是你嗨
How's it going, man?
你过得怎样哥们
"Man"?
"哥们"
Natalie, this is Abbi, my old neighbor.
娜塔莉这是艾比我以前的邻居
"Old"?
"以前"
Hi, Zabby! Nice to meet you. Oh, hi.
你好扎比很高兴认识你你好
And this is Milo.
这是麦洛
Yeah.
是的
He adopted us.
他收养了我们
Congrats.
恭喜
I mean, and you're married, that's-- that's awesome.
你结婚了真好
Oh, no, no, no.
没有没有
No, no, we're not married.
没有我们没结婚
She's not my property.
她不是我的财产
No, yeah. No, no.
是啊没有
We're best friends. Soul mates.
我们是最好的朋友灵魂伴侣
Co-parents.
联合家长
Yeah, obviously, you're not married.
当然了你没结婚
This is not what I do for a living.
这不是我谋生的工作
This is-- I lost a bet, so that's why.
这是我赌输了所以才在这
Nice cards.
卡片不错
Babe, we should get some.
宝贝我们该买♥♥点
"Thank you" cards, for the Planned Parenthood fundraiser.
"感谢"卡计划生育募捐活动
Oh, my God, that's a great idea.
天啊真是个好主意
These are great, Abbi. Thanks.
这些卡片很好看艾比谢谢
Oh, I guess we need 'em all.
我们全都要了
How much do you want for all of these?
一共多少钱
This-- This--
一共一共
Like, uh, 80 bucks would be good?
80块行吗
Totally reasonable.
非常合理
And I love helping struggling artists.
我喜欢帮助挣扎中的艺术家
Actually, you know what? Keep it.
知道吗别找了
No, I don't-- I can't. A hundred bucks?
不我不能一百块
Okay, I mean that's-- That's a fair price.
好吧这价格也合理
God, it's crazy running into you.
撞见你挺惊喜的
Stay warm. Good to see you.
注意保暖见到你很高兴
You too, family.
见到你们一家人我也很高兴
Say bye, Milo!
说拜拜麦洛
I should be pounding that ass tonight.
今晚我该操那屁♥股♥的
Hey, Margo, can you watch my stuff for a sec?
玛格你能帮我看下摊位吗
I got money to spend.
我得去花钱
Money is a mind control technique
钱是量化父权制社会发展的
that quantifies the progress of the patriarchy!
精神控制技巧
Yeah, I'll watch your stuff.
好我会帮你看着
Okay. Thanks.
好的谢谢
An average-sized dick...
一根普通大小的鸡♥巴♥
Yes.
是的
Electoral college!
选举团
Come on.
加油
Fat titties.
大奶♥子♥
Mike Pence!
迈克·彭斯[线人美国副总统]
Focus, focus...
专注专注
Hairy taints...
多毛下♥体♥
Tiny, tiny hands!
小小手
Push through.
挺过去
Tap in. You are powerful.
进去吧你很强大
You are woman.
你是女人
Yes.
是的
You... are... cum kween!
你是爱♥液♥女王
Yes. No!
是的不是
Yes.
是的
When they go low, we go high.
当他们没有底线我们要有节操
Women can get stuff done.
女人能办事
He can never, ever take away our cumming.
他永远夺不走我们的爱♥液♥
Yes. Yes.
没错没错
Looking good.
情况不错
Just let that sink in for a little longer
让皮肤吸收一会儿
before we hit the other side.
我们再打另一边
So, uh, this is what you use personally
你本人就是用这个
to look so young, right?
保持年轻的吗
That and 20 of its cousins.
这个以及它的20个表亲
It's hard to be beautiful these days.
现如今做美人可不容易
It is my full-time job, but for most other women,
这是我的全职工作但对大多数其他女人来说
it's their second full-time job where you're losing money.
这是她们丢钱的第二全职工作
Anyway, while you're here, can I do a little peel or--
总之既然你都来了我能给你去死皮或者
No, I-- I don't need--
不我不需要
Obviously, your chin is of concern.
当然你不满你的下巴
I thought I-- I had a--
我以为我有
like, a Reese Witherspoon chin.
瑞茜·威瑟斯彭的下巴
Or, I can make you whiter.
或者我能让你更白
You know what?
知道吗
I think that I'm, um-- I'm okay.
我应该不需要
I think I'm good with just this one.
这一针就够了
This feels like a big deal.
感觉是件大事
But that first side hasn't settled yet, so...
但那第一针还没有生效所以
Yeah.
嗯
I'm feeling like I made a little bit of a mistake.
我好像犯了个错
I found a gray hair and then I ran into an ex of mine today,
我发现一根灰发然后今天又碰到我前任
and I think I just got, like, real swept up in that moment.
我好像有点被冲昏头了
'Cause I actually really like the way that I look, you know?
因为其实我挺喜欢自己的样子的
I think I'm really hot.
我觉得我很性感