大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S04E02

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

You know what? You owe me a stair climber, so let's move, okay?
你欠我一次台阶器走吧
Yeah, you owe us a climber!
你欠我们一次台阶器
Come on.
快
What's the petit uni?
什么是petit uni[一份小的]
If you have to ask, it's probably not for you-ni.
你执意要问的话可能不适合你
No, I know.
我知道
We'll have eight.
我们要8份
I'm so sorry, we do not accept Medicaid.
抱歉穷♥人♥勿进
How dare you?!
放肆
We want your most expensive entrees.
我们要点你们这最贵的主菜
Did you two take the bridge or the tunnel to get here today?
你们是过桥还是隧♥道♥来的
My dad owns H&M.
我爸是HM老板
We'll take one of everything, you whore.
每样菜都来一份婊♥子♥
Played you, bitch.
被耍了碧池
Oh, God, what are you doing? This isn't you!
天你在干什么这不是你
You lift people up, you don't tear them down!
你激励人而不是损人
Right.
对
Yeah, that's right!
没错
Marcel,
马塞尔
I'm really struggling to be mean. This just isn't me.
为人刻薄让我很煎熬这不是我
I... I have to quit.
我必须辞职
Oh, you dropped your scarf.
你围巾掉了
Oh, my old knees.
我的老膝盖
Brenda, oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
布伦达对不起
Don't touch me!
别碰我
Oh, why, why? Why me?!
为什么为什么为什么是我
Brenda, I'm so sorry!
布伦达对不起
You did it on purpose, you bitch!
你故意的婊♥子♥
You almost had me fooled.
你差点就骗到我了
Marcel, no, it was an accident, obviously.
马塞尔不刚才明显是意外
Doing bodily harm...
人身伤害
Please-- Come on, I didn't-- Not--
拜托我没有
You a regular Tonya Harding.
你是个合格的坦娅·哈丁
I think we found your nickname.
我想我们找到你的绰号♥了
Other Tonya.
坦娅二号♥
Perfect. Get away from me.
完美离我远点
Strap on your strap-on, lace up your skates,
戴上假阳♥具♥ 系上滑冰鞋
'cause it's time to dance.
跳舞时间到
I'm upgrading you...
我要把你升级到
to section two.
2区
Fine, I'm in.
行我去
But this time...
但这次
I'm doing it my way.
我要按自己的方式来
All right, we're gonna finish up with some bungee flies.
最后我们来几组蹦极飞行
You wanna demo? Yeah, okay.
你想演示吗好的
Step in, step in.
踩上去踩上去
You kinda do a little squat here.
然后下蹲
And you just crunch it up like this.
然后像这样拉绳
Full body--
全身
Abbi, you know what?
艾比
Let me do that. Let's switch up.
我来吧我们换换
I just think seeing it from this angle might be,
我觉得从这个角度观看
a little bit, ahem, safer.
也许会更安全一点
So you're gonna keep your feet shoulder width apart.
保持双脚与肩同宽
Squeeze your arms together.
用力挤压双臂
Really squeezing that chest, okay?
挤压你的胸部知道吗
Squeeze and hold.
挤压保持
Squeeze and hold.
挤压保持
Get some blood flowing.
让血液流动起来
Nice and fast then.
快速
You feel it? I feel it.
感觉到了吗感觉到了
You feel that pump? I feel it.
感觉到心跳了吗我感觉到了
Oh, Shania! Hey! Shania! Shania... Twain.
仙妮亚仙妮亚仙妮亚唐恩
We're gonna cool down. Ready for a cool-down?
接下来做间歇运动准备好了吗
Stretch. Yeah?
伸展好了吗
And be cool. Yeah, let's stretch you out.
放松嗯来伸展
We're gonna do an assisted scorpion stretch,
我们要做辅助蝎子伸展
so why don't you hop on the mat?
到垫子上来
I forgot how to do that.
我忘了怎么做了
Why don't the two of you show me?
你们两个给我演示下
Sure. Um, Abbi, you wanna...
没问题艾比你
hop on the mat there, and I'll just stretch you out.
到垫子去我帮你伸展
Just totally...
就
Okay.
好了
I know that's your go-to, but it's actually on your back.
我知道你最喜欢这姿势但你该躺着
Totally.
明白
So you're gonna get down on your back, face up.
背部朝下脸朝上
On your back, on your back.
躺着躺着
We're just gonna do a nice stretch of your hamstrings
然后伸展你的腿筋
and your glutes, so just...
以及臀部肌肉
You're gonna want to breathe into the stretch.
一边伸展一边呼吸
Breathe in deep.
深呼吸
You feel that? Yeah, I feel it.
感觉到了吗感觉到了
Okay.
好的
Okay. Okay.
好了好了
Okay. Okay.
好了好了
Is that good? Yeah, that's good.
感觉好吗很好
Hot. Oh, my gosh, Shania, Shania!
性感天啊仙妮亚仙妮亚
I'm just gonna go use the bathroom and I'll be right back, okay?
我去上个厕所马上回来好吗
Brb.
秒回
Uh, Shania, let's, uh... Let's dish.
仙妮亚我们来我们来聊天
Oh, okay.
好的
So, what's going on between you two co-eds anyway?
你们两个之间是怎么回事
What do you mean?
什么意思
I mean sex.
我指性
Not all Canadians are prudes, you know.
不是所有加拿大人都是老古板你知道
Yeah.
当然
Okay, we had a thing, for sure, but it's-- it's over.
我们之前有过一段关系但是已经结束了
You're lying.
你在说谎
What? I can tell.
什么我看得出来
Listen, I'm a maker of love songs, a chanteuse.
我是专门写情歌♥的女民谣歌♥手
I can smell that there's chemistry between you guys.
我能嗅到你们之间的化学反应
When there's a spark, you gotta ride it.
有火花就要抓住不放
Yeah. Damn, that's a good lyric.
嗯我去这歌♥词不错
♪ When there's a spark, you gotta ride it ♪
♪ 有火花就要抓住不放 ♪
♪ Oh, when you're in love, don't hide it ♪
♪ 陷入爱河就不要躲藏 ♪
Fuck, I'm good.
靠老娘真厉害
Trey. Abbi...
特雷艾比
Say it.
说吧
Abbi, we can't do this again.
艾比我们不能再这样了
Say it, Trey. Just say it once.
说吧特雷就说一次
Bazinga.
骗到你了
You're a good witch, not a bad witch.
你是好女巫不是坏女巫
Can I interest anybody in a cognake?
两位想要点干日鸡尾酒吗
This is a cognac and sake cocktail.
由干邑和日本米酒调制而成
Is it good?
好喝吗
Your eyes are stunning.
你的眼睛很迷人
I'll take it.
那就点吧
With that body, please.
以你的身体拜托
You could use a little more cushion for the pushin'.
屁♥股♥再大点正好
You're right. We'll have three wasabi soufflés.
你说的是我们要三份山葵蛋奶酥
What y'all gonna have?
你们要吃什么
Ah, bon soir.
晚上好
Are you guys high on weed?
你们是抽了大♥麻♥吗
I'm getting you 17 spicy escargot wontons, stat.
我马上给你们上17个蜗牛辣混沌
Thank you so much, Tim Foil.
太谢谢你了蒂姆·银箔
I don't like what the new girl's done with this space.
我不喜欢新来那妹子对这里的布置
We gotta go somewhere else.
我们得换个地方
I'm-- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Trey.
抱歉抱歉特雷
Okay, okay. Yeah. Okay.
好嗯