脆莓公园（2012）

嘿 大脚怪 如果不是太打扰的话
Hey, Bigfoot, if it wouldn't be too much trouble,
能请你上我老婆 让我围观吗?
could you make love to my wife while I watch?
没节操
Inappropriate.
我瞎了 - 相信我 我帮了你大忙
I'm blind! - Trust me. I did you a favor.
继续 Steve 周三有大活儿
So, Steve, big gig on Wednesday.
你要去主持一个侏儒时装秀
You're gonna be emceeing a dwarf fashion show.
本周六 林警舞会
没门儿 亲 我要参加林警舞会
No can do, baby. I'm going to the ranger ball.
但我都预订侏儒芭蕾舞剧了
But I already booked Giselle Munchkin.
不好意思 Malloy 明晚就是舞会了
Sorry, Malloy, the ball is tomorrow night,
而且我知道要带谁参加了
and I know just who I'm going to take.
苍天啊
Oh, God!
第一撮毛 88年2月14日
啊哟 不好意思 拿错了
Oops, sorry. Wrong picture.
全世界最漂亮的女人
The most beautiful woman in the world.
我不敢相信你逼我宰掉所有的侏儒
I cannot believe you are gonna make me kill all those Dwarves.
谁说要宰掉侏儒了?
Who said anything about killing Dwarves?
不宰光 就得付他们违约金
It's either that or I pay them.
我可没打算付什么违约金
And I'm not planning on paying them.
自然我就得把他们宰光
So that means I'm going to have to kill them.
Steve
Steve!
在哪里 Steve
Oh, Steve!
不会吧
Oh, no.
真是惨绝人寰
This is terrible.
嘿 你见到那只小熊没? 他约我们在这里碰头
Hey, have you seen the little bear? He told us to meet him right here.
第51届年度林警舞会
你看起来真美 女神
You look beautiful, my love.
嘿 不许亲嘴巴
Hey, no kiss on mouth.
底下随便亲 嘴巴不行
Baby hatch okay, but not on mouth.
你真是位有品位的女士
Oh, you are one classy lady.
Stacy随时都可能到 我好激动
Stacy should be here any minute. I'm so excited.
为毛你痴迷一个破高中女同学?
Why are you so obsessed with this girl from high school?
你应该傍个名人 对我们的品牌有好处
You should be dating a celebrity. It's good for the brand.
比如奥黛丽•赫本?
Like Audrey Hepburn?
对啊 但要活着的 而且不要太浪的
Yeah, but alive and not as much of a whore.
那应该就是她了 世界上最美的女人
That must be her. The most beautiful girl on earth.
她一点儿都没变啊
She hasn't changed a bit.
女士 我们走吧?
Madame, shall we?
大脚怪 你还真是英俊
Bigfoot, you are so handsome.
我的天啊 帅呆了
Oh, my God. That's awesome.
你说话好像威震天一样
You sound just like Megatron.
过奖 大脚怪 我觉得我能跟你开始新的人生旅程
Oh, Bigfoot, I feel like I could start a new life with you.
给你钥匙 直接把车开湖里得了
Here are the keys. Drive 'em into the lake.
哟 哟 大脚哥闪亮登场
Yo, yo, biggity foot inside the house.
搞什么鬼?
What's the deal?
说好今天办派对的啊
I thought this was supposed to be a party.
没错 但最后成了一场追悼会
Yeah, but it turned into a memorial service.
我们有些坏消息 大脚怪
We just got some bad news, Bigfoot.
Connie发现Steve的车撞进了地沟
Connie found Steve's car smashed in a ravine.
一定是车失控了
He must have lost control.
他灰飞烟灭得跟他的秃瓢一样干净
His tires were as bald as his head.
好... 好吧
Oh. All right.
让我们静穆片刻
Let's have a moment of silence.
得嘞 嗨起来赶走晦气
Okay, let's tear this shit up!
不 今晚我们只悼念我们的伙伴
No. Tonight we honor our friend.
鄙视所有你这种嘲笑他无能的孙子
And shame on all of you for teasing him for something he couldn't help.
我难受透了 - 我也是
I feel terrible. - Yeah, me too.
我也是
Me too.
我没见过这个Steve 但听起来他是个好小伙
I never met this Steve fellow, but he sounds like a great guy.
慢着 你们哪点不该把Steve当成粪球?
Hold on. You had every right to treat Steve like an asshole.
他是个秃子
He was bald.
但知道谁最毛茸茸吗?
But you know who has lots of hair?
大脚怪 来嘛 大家伙
Bigfoot. Come on, everyone!
学我大脚怪 都来跟我这么玩
Do the Bigfoot. It goes a little something like this.
别跳大脚舞了
Stop Bigfoot dancing.
为什么你不想我们悼念自己的朋友?
Why don't you want us to remember our friend?
我来告诉你们
I'll tell you why.
警♥察♥实验室对Steve的衣物做了分♥析♥ 上面沾满了毛
The police lab just analyzed Steve's clothes, and they were covered in hair...
Malloy非伪造的大脚怪毛
基因鉴定证明毛是这货的
Hair genetically identical to this!
好吧 伙计们 我可以对此作出解释
Okay, guys, there's an explanation for this.
是啊 有解释
Yeah. There is.
你谋杀了Steve
You killed Steve.
他是谋杀犯 - 他是怪兽
He's a murderer! - He's a monster!
有脸说别人
Look who's talking.
不 这里面有误会 你说啊 Malloy
No, it's a misunderstanding. Tell 'em, Malloy.
真不知道这个大脚怪在说啥
I have no idea what this Bigfoot is talking about.
对不住了 哥们儿 你一死 营销这块就有得赚了
Sorry, buddy, but your death is gonna make for a merchandising bonanza.
逮住他 - 我们要将你绳之以法
Let's get him. - We're gonna bring you to justice.
去他的狗屁法 我这就宰了你
To hell with justice. I am gonna kill you.
我会好好享受这一刻的
And I am really gonna enjoy it.
美国救灾体系 遇重大灾害进行支援工作
失手 还是找联邦应急管理局吧
Uh-oh. Somebody call FEMA.
感觉下边潮涌了
It feels like a levee just broke in my pants.
谁特么参加舞会还带火把和干草叉啊?
Who the hell brings torches and pitchforks to a ball?
你逃不掉的 大脚怪
We gonna get you, Bigfoot!
我不是大脚怪 容我解释
I'm not Bigfoot. Let me explain.
真不好意思 BoDean
Oh, sorry about that, BoDean.
啥?
What?
这就得嘞 伙计 崭新崭新的
There you go, buddy. Good as new.
啥?
What?
擦 大脚怪溜得真快
Damn, this Bigfoot fast.
我得求个公道
I want justice.
公道特么的自在人心
I make my own goddamn justice.
不如先来洗劫这破车吧
It's looting time up in this bitch!
靠 这是哥的车
Shit, this is my car.
去死吧 大脚怪胎 去死
Die, you big-footed freak. Die!
把枪给我 我可是天生捕食好手
Give me that. I'm a natural predator.
滚 休想 这事儿必须我来
No! No. I have to do it.
你再抢 我崩烂你丫熊脑袋
You try that again, and I will blow your frickin' head off.
奇了怪了 一般你来姨妈我能闻出来
That's weird. Usually I can smell your period.
滚出来 凶手
Show yourself, killer.
我喜欢奶♥子♥
I like boobies.
完蛋了
Aw, man.
准备面见大脚耶稣吧 你个毛崽子
Prepare to meet Bigfoot Jesus, you hairy son of a bitch.
我擦 BoDean 敢不在我崩人的时候站出来吗?
Damn it, BoDean, don't stand in front of me when I'm shooting something.
啥? - 我反正没唾沫了
What? - I ain't got anymore gum.
没事的 Bobby
That's okay, Bobby.
好吧 真有你的
Wow, good solution.
准备受死吧
Now prepare to die.
我还没准备好呢
I'm not prepared.
大脚怪?
Bigfoot?
原来真有你
So you are real.
感谢你救了我的命
Thank you for saving my life.
我不会怪你躲开人世这么多年了 神话巨人
I don't blame you for hiding from society all these years, mythical giant.
你不是野蛮人 人类才是
You are not the savage. We are.
我们人类暴♥力♥粗俗 最要命的是 永远信不过
We humans are vulgar, violent, and, above all, never to be trusted.
崩了他 他杀了Steve
Shoot him. He killed Steve.
你搞得我们都很不舒服
Ah, that was uncomfortable for all of us.
难以置信我杀了大脚怪真身
I can't believe I killed the real Bigfoot.
他完全是无辜的 就像所有动物一样
He was completely innocent, as are all animals.
我要怎么原谅自己?
How will I ever forgive myself?
估计原谅不了了
You probably won't.
毕竟这玩意儿会常年提醒你
I mean, not with this as a constant reminder.
都能看出他最后一句在说"你个臭婊♥子♥"
You can almost tell that his last words were "you bitch".
嘿 各位
Hey, everybody.
我只想让你们知道 我对伪装大脚怪这事很抱歉
I just want you to know I feel terrible about pretending to be Bigfoot.
废话 必须的
Yeah, you should.
你哪天能脱掉这身傻X贱♥人♥毛
And when are you gonna get rid of that stupid asshole hair,
你个傻X毛贱♥人♥
you stupid, hairy asshole?
法子已经试尽了 只能等药效自己消退了
I've tried everything. I guess the drug's just got to wear off.
真高兴你回来 Steve - 谢谢 Connie
Nice to have you back, Steve. - Thanks, Connie.
这一次艰苦考验让我看透一件事