脆莓公园（2012）

The government has been using Brickleberry as a cover for decades.
让我们在这里开♥发♥高度保密的专用炸♥弹♥
What we do here is develop highly classified, specialized explosives.
这颗炸♥弹♥会导致敌人低血糖
This bomb gives the enemy low blood sugar.
没人能在脚都站不稳的情况下打仗
Try fighting a war when you're all cranky.
美国运动员 曾整容失败让人♥大♥跌眼镜
这颗会让你的脸变成Bruce Jenner那样
This one makes your face look like Bruce Jenner's.
通常这会导致敌人集♥体♥自♥杀♥
Usually leads to mass suicide.
这颗炸♥弹♥能把活人变成死人
This bomb turns people into dead people.
就是普通炸♥弹♥ 没错
Just a regular bomb, really.
这颗是搞基炸♥弹♥ 这颗是...
This one's a gay bomb. This one's a...
等等等等 搞基炸♥弹♥? 说说这个
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Gay bomb? Tell me about this one.
这是... 最高机密
It's, uh... top secret.
播放最高机密影片 - 您确定?
Show the top secret film! - Are you sure about that?
是的 他和我拉过勾了
Yeah. He did the pinkie swear.
最高机密电视新闻 您对所有保密信息的来源
Top secret Movietone news, your source for all things classified.
德国佬正在向前挺进 企图占领全欧洲
The Jerries were on the march to take over all of Europe.
山姆大叔寄所有希望于一件秘密武器
Uncle Sam's only hope was a secret weapon
以最尖端同性核科技研制的...
developed using state-of-the-art homo-nuclear technology...
搞基炸♥弹♥
The gay bomb.
就这样 这些德国佬由尖酸变得甜蜜
Ka-pow. And like that, those krauts went from sour to sweet.
搞基炸♥弹♥ 美国的骄傲 世界的救星
The gay bomb... pride of America, savior to the world!
这宝贝能把20英里内的所有人立刻掰弯
This baby turns every person in a 20-mile radius into an instant homosexual.
我还真不知道有搞基炸♥弹♥
Wow. I never knew there was a gay bomb.
当然了 这只是个俗称
Well, that's just the slang name.
美国新墨西哥州中部城镇 原子能研究中心
这蛋头在洛斯阿♥拉♥莫斯实验所里叫做"娘娘腔导弹"
The eggheads back in Los Alamos call it "the sissy missile."
别问-去死吧 友好睦邻-同性恋除外
去他的 点了这玩意
Screw it. Set this bitch off.
这只手刚说什么?
What did that hand just say?
不好 阻止那只手
No! Stop that hand!
告诉我这不是真的
Oh, no, you didn't!
看看你做的好事
What have you done?
这下冲击波在任何时候都会袭击到人
The shock wave is going to hit all of those people any minute now!
他是我哥们儿 得和我去Pez糖派对
He's my friend, and he's going to Pez Con with me!
扯淡 他是成年人了
Bullshit! He is a grown man.
能够做出自己的选择 他是我的杂役
He can make his own decisions. He's caddying for me.
Denzel是我的人
Denzel is my man!
等我先把这巧克力猛♥男♥上了 你就可以和他玩了
You can have him after I get through with his brown chocolate ass and balls.
耶稣爱基佬
这正是我梦寐以求的理想国
Wow! This is the utopia I've dreamed of!
Connie 是你吧?
Connie, is that you?
Rusty牧师?
Uh, Reverend Rusty?
说到大开眼界 你懂的
Oh, talk about an eye opening moment, you know?
真不敢相信这么多年我一直充满仇恨
I can't believe I was all about hate for so many years.
我只想为那么粗鲁地对待你道歉
I just wanna apologize for being so rude to you.
没关系的
Uh... no problem.
你俩能快点吗?
Would you two cut it out?
美国演员 曾饰演同性恋活动家
我们赶不上Kathy Griffin在图森的演出了
We're late for the Kathy Griffin show in Tucson.
大家快上闪闪车啦
All aboard the winky wagon!
好啊 大椰椰
Hiya, Coco.
天呐 你有木有看过我的小甜心啊?
Oh, my God, have you seen my snuggly wuggly?
谁? Malloy? -Mall...
Who, Malloy? - Mall... ha ha!
哪儿啊 搞错了 我的男宠Denzel
No, miss thing. My boy toy, Denzel.
他在那儿呢
Ooh! There he is.
这裤子显得我屁♥股♥怎么样?
How do these pants make my ass look?
硕大 - 好极了
Big? - Good!
Conini小亲亲 你在这儿
Conini Panini! There you are.
嘿 Steve 我喜欢你染的那几根毛
Hey, Steve. I love your frosted tips.
谢谢 Woody刚才想干啥?
Thank you. What did Woody want?
他在找Denzel - 那死贱♥人♥
He's looking for Denzel. - That bitch!
真是赞爆了
This is awesome!
这特么怎么回事 Connie?
What the hell is going on, Connie?
Woody太奇怪了 Steve倒还是那个吊样
Woody's acting really weird. Steve, pretty much the same.
我发现一个秘密基地 不小心引爆了一颗搞基炸♥弹♥ 然后...
Well, I found this secret base, I accidentally set off a gay bomb, and then...
行了 行了 这种屁事我在莫须有的扯淡杂♥志♥上读过
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I read about that in highly unlikely bullshit magazine.
Connie 之前真不好意思
Connie, sorry about earlier.
我一直只把你当朋友看待 但现在你有些变了
I've always liked you a lot as a friend, but something's different about you.
你这腿也太... 你这咪♥咪♥可真...
Your thighs are so... your breasts are completely...
我现在只想把你上了
I just wanna bang your frigging brains in.
谢谢您了 耶稣大爷
Thank you, Jesus!
Ethel 别急
Ethel, don't rush it.
我一直在期待这一刻
I've dreamed of this moment.
咱们好好整一把
I wanna do it just right.
此景只应梦中有 Connie
This is like a dream, Connie.
我知道
I know.
永远不要把我叫醒
Don't ever wake me up.
不
Oh, no!
苍天呐 不
Oh, my God... no!
怎么了? - 我变直了
What's wrong? - I'm straight!
离第三次加时结束还有十秒钟 最后的对决
Ten seconds left in triple overtime! One final play!
美国厨艺竞技节目
给我拿来 今天可是《杯型蛋糕战争 》的季终集
Give me that! It's The Cupcake Wars season finale.
嘿嘿 你要干嘛? - 我对体育可真不感冒
Hey, hey, what are you doing? - Ugh. I cannot get into sports.
给我换回来
Change it back.
太精彩了 体育史上最精彩的对决
And that's it! The best play in the history of sports!
怎么了 Jim? 我们的回放机器坏了?
What's that, Jim? Our instant replay machine broke?
看来如果你错过了那一幕 就再也看不到了
Hmm. Well, it looks like if you missed that play, you'll never get to see it.
下面将要播出的是《单身女郎》
We now join The Bachelorette already in progress.
要知道你这是仇恨罪
You know that's a hate crime.
嗨 红糖甜心
Hi, brown sugar.
在为我打扮吗? - 也许咯
You getting pretty for me? - Maybe.
这是送给你的哦
These are for you.
我... 滴...
Oh... my...
神啊
God!
你还真是喜欢玫瑰哈?
Wow. You really like roses, huh?
Woody Woody 我爱死了 我爱死了 我爱死了
Oh, Woody, Woody, I love it, I love it, I love it!
真不敢相信我不是同性恋了
I can't believe I'm not gay anymore.
这肯定跟炸♥弹♥爆♥炸♥有关系
The blast from the bomb must have done it somehow.
我在想能不能...
I wonder if... mm...
不 我的女同神力
Oh, no. My lesbian strength.
没了 天啊
It's gone! Oh, my heavens.
指甲盖都劈了
I broke a nail.
嘀嘀 你怎么逃走了 美女?
Honk, honk. Why'd you run off, sexy?
把我一个人留在那儿 我可都湿了
You left me high and not-so-dry back there.
Ethel 听着 我不知道该怎么解释 但...
Uh, Ethel, look, I don't know how to explain this, but...
我就是对你没性趣了
I'm just not into you anymore.
什么? 逗我玩呐 你在拒绝我吗?
What? You're kidding. You're rejecting me?
谁敢拒绝我? 我特么这么性感
Nobody rejects me. I am [Bleep] hot.
我最起码9分 你呢? 4分还是5分?
I'm at least a nine. You're, what, a four, a five?
每级相差31.6倍
这还得按里氏震级来算
And that's on the goddamn Richter scale!
听着 Ethel 对不起
Oh. Look, I'm sorry, Ethel.
你还没弄清楚 我想和谁搞就能和谁搞
You don't understand. I can be with whoever I want.
现在我就想和你搞 - 不
And I wanna be with you. - No.
你嘴上说不 你身体可不这么...
Oh, your mouth says no, but your body says...
不 我身体也会说不
No! My body says no too.
欲擒故纵吗?
Hmm. Playing hard to get, huh?
搞得我花蕊像杰克罗素梗犬快叫出声了
Well, that gets my lady parts barking like a Jack Russell.
这大面团屁♥股♥很快就要归我了
That big, pasty butt'll be mine soon enough.
真不敢相信我居然直了
Oh, I can't believe I'm straight.
这是个灾难
This is a disaster.
打扰一下 这位先生 我们迟到了
Excuse me, Sir. We're late.
你知道"上帝恨基佬"集♥会♥在哪吗?
Do you know where the Jesus hates homos rally is?
妈? 爸?
Mom? Dad?
Connie?
Connie?
没叫你啦 Connie 叫那同性恋呢
Oh, not you, Connie. The bull dyke.
你双眸闪亮 如同两颗明星
Your eyes glisten like a star.
你棕肤诱人 好吃胜过奇巧
Your skin is brown and tasty like a Kit Kat bar.
Denzel
Yoo-hoo! Denzel!
想在真正的船上乘风破浪吗?
Wanna take a ride on a real boat?
你不会离开我 对吧?
You're not leaving me, are you?
当然不会 Steve 我情愿留下来听你念诗
No, Steve, I'd rather stay here and listen to your poem.
真的? - 必须假的
Really? - Hell, no!