脆莓公园（2012）

Steve 你可别搞机器人啊
Steve you cannot have sex with the robots!
她可是要工作的 我不想再让你见她了
She needs to be working. I don't want you to see her anymore.
可是 先生... - 我来搞定 小多蒂
But, Sir... - I'll handle this, Dottie.
你说了算 Woody 我不会再见她了
Whatever you say, Woody. I won't see her anymore.
什么? 你在干什么啊 Steve?
What? What are you doing, Steve?
对不起 小多蒂 你也听到他说什么了
Sorry, Dottie. You heard what he said.
爱上机器人 Steve 你个傻缺货
In love with a robot. Steve, you stupid son of a bitch.
难怪你的朋友们都不尊重你
No wonder your friends don't respect you.
你连自尊都没有
You don't even respect yourself.
小多蒂 听着 对不起
Dottie. Look, I'm sorry.
什么啊 您哪位? 石粪马去哪了?
What! Who are you? Where's rock shit pony?
石芬玛她死了
Oh, Rakshapani's dead.
什么 - 不对 不对 不对
What? - No, no, no, no, no.
印英大词典
Rakshapani被巫师强♥奸♥了
Rakshapani was raped by a wizard.
什么? - 我是说她辞职了
What? - I mean she quit.
不好意思啦
Sorry.
好嘞 Denzel 下一个是Connie了
All right, Denzel. Connie's next.
给我们的大明星好好介绍一番
Give our star a proper intro!
接下来要上场的这奇葩
Next up, guys, we have something
我保证你们一次都没见过 也不会再想二回
I'm sure you've never seen before and never wanted to.
加大版的女同志 有着变♥态♥加大版的阴蒂
A plus-size lesbian, with abnormal enlargement of the clitoris.
话筒给老子
Give me that!
大开眼界绝无仅有的新妞 兄弟们准备好了没?
Are you ready for the most unique new talent you've ever seen, guys?
请欢迎世界著名的脱衣界新传奇 Connie
Please welcome the world's newest stripping legend, Con-nie!
上吧 上吧
Go! Yes!
这特么什么玩意?
What the hell is that?
太好了 他们喜欢你 让他们瞧瞧什么叫技术球
Yes, they love you! Show them the 7-10 split!
Connie Connie Connie Connie Connie
Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
Connie Connie Connie Connie Connie
Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
我们爱Connie
嘿嘿 干嘛你要
Hey, hey! Wait a minute!
瘦咪♥咪♥ Connie死哪去了?
Skinny tits, where the hell shit is Connie?
Connie之家 动感保龄球
她误训练了
She's missing practice.
你想擅闯此地吗? - 我得见Connie
Uh, where do you think you're going? - I need to see Connie.
你预约了吗?
You got an appointment?
嘿 你还没预约呢
Hey, you don't have an appointment.
你不是要剥皮的葡萄嘛
Here's the peeled grapes you asked for.
喂我
Feed me.
行了 你未免做头牌做过火了吧
All right, don't you think you're taking this diva stuff a little too far?
这可不是你风格
It's not like you.
Jorge说你又逃训练了?
Jorge said you blew off practice again?
我哪有空训练? 我是女神
I don't have time for that. I'm a Goddess,
不是你这种俗女 明星待遇该我的
not a plain girl like you. I deserve star treatment.
真不敢相信... - 喂我
I can't believe... - Feed me!
我们要看Connie 我们要看Connie
We want Connie! We want Connie!
Connie 愣着干嘛? 赶紧上场啊 粉丝等着呢
Connie, what are you doing? It's time to go on. Your fans await.
镇长戴着镇长帽都过来了
Even the Mayor is here with his Mayor hat.
感觉来了我自然会去
I'll go on when I feel like it!
你到底怎么了? 你自大过头了吧?
What happen to you? You get too big for your britches!
不好好训练 你的家伙式儿已经松得没章法了
You don't practice, your cooch-hoop has become loose and undisciplined.
那你跪下来求我
You get down on your knees and beg me.
去你丫的 哥一辈子没求过人
Fak ju! I don't beg for anybody!
好吧 我求 来吧 Connie 拜托
Okay, I beg. Come on, Connie, please.
拜托 Connie 拜托了
Please, Connie, please.
朝我来 朝我来
Hit me! Hit me!
嘿 她那是... 闹着玩呢
Hey! That was just a joke.
让她重来一遍
Let her try again.
对 要是我撅得够低...
Yeah, so if I stretch real far...
尽全力撅到最低 舌头绝对可以够到小帽帽
If I stretch as far as I can, I can just touch the helmet with my tongue.
来啦 Steve 看见你 我还挺高兴的
Uh, Steve. I'm actually happy to see you.
嘿 Woody 我能找你聊...
Hey, Woody, can I talk to you for...
多亏外包 Steve
Yeah, thanks to outsourcing, Steve,
脆莓预算总算走出赤字了
Brickleberry's budget is back in the black.
瞧瞧 咱省了多少银子
Check it out. Look at all the money we saved.
这块公告牌花了多少银子啊? - 省下的都搭上了
How much did that bulletin board cost? - All the money we saved.
听着 Woody 我得跟你请两天假
Look, Woody, I need some time off.
我要飞趟印度 找回人生的真爱
I'm flying to India to get back the love of my life.
慢着 Woody刚跟我说完他怎么吸鸡自己
Hold on. Uh, Woody was just telling me how he tried to suck himself,
但你特么真心最让我同情
and somehow you still win most pathetic.
请假是不可能的 没得商量 滚回去干活
They will be no time off, and that's final! Get to work!
知道了
I understand.
不行
No.
你说什么 Steve?
What did you say, Steve?
我说不行 这次不行了
I said no. Not this time.
别再指挥我团团转 我不会再屈尊了
You're not gonna push me around. I'm not backing down!
什么?
What?
没错 我要飞去印度 找回石粪马
Yeah. I'm going to India to get rock shit pony back.
我爱她 我就要去找她 甭管你乐意不乐意
I love her and that's what I'm going to do, whether you like it or not.
好办 Steve 你被...
Well then, Steve, you're...
炒了? 正好 你待我如粪土
Fired? Good. You treat me like garbage.
自己在这破地方玩吧 当初大伙走 我就该跟着去
You can run this place on your own. I should've left when the others did.
这会儿 您要是不介意 我先去印度了
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to India!
石粪马?
Rock shit pony?
Steve?
Steve?
对不住了伙计们 我想当初应该多加练习的
I'm sorry, guys. I guess I should've practiced more.
我懒得不成样子 满脑袋都是懒虫
I got lazy and let it all go to my head.
目测菊花也长了懒虫呢
Ha, looks like you let some of it go to your ass, too!
没事的 Connie
It's okay, Connie.
你... 你毁了我
You. You ruined me!
你那洞洞真心比甲壳虫的个头还大
That vagina could have been bigger than the Beatles!
最糟糕的是它长在了自大狂身上
Too bad it's attached to an egomaniac!
给我滚 你被炒了
Get out! You're fired!
带上这黑货 还有这个走路甩咪♥咪♥的家伙
Take the brown one and the walking stick with tits with you!
总算承认我了 不容易啊
Well, a compliment, finally!
嘿 你们特么干嘛呢?
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
偷公家东西呀 美♥国♥佬♥不净这么干么 是吧?
We are just stealing from work. That is what Americans do, yes?
没错 Mohindernanthan 咱光明正大
Yes Mohindernanthan. We are entitled.
哥的公告牌?! 够了 都给我下课
My bulletin board! That is it! You're all fired!
我这就给你们公♥司♥打电♥话♥
I'm calling your company right now.
印度外包公♥司♥ 有什么可为您效劳?
Outsourcing of India, how may I help you?
啥? 听不懂你说话 让我跟印度佬说话
What? I can't understand you! Let me speak to an Indian!
这样啊 真不好意思 我们整个客服部
Ah. So sorry, but entire customer service Department
已经外包给南韩了
has been outsourced to South Korea.
靠 擦啊
Ugh! Goddamn it!
好吧 我接受指正
All right, I stand corrected.
那些印度佬比你们还糟糕
Those turban-ators were even worse than you.
Steve说情让我把你们雇回来
Steve convinced me to give you your old jobs back.
全额工资 外加完善医保和安全工作环境
At full pay, with better health benefits, and safer working conditions.
我要每天工作3小时 - 随你
And I get a three hour work day. - Fine.
每周3小时 - 随你
Week. - Fine!
每月3小时 - 随你丫 赶紧回来就是了
Month. - Whatever! Just get back to work.
靠 你又把他们雇回来了?
Ugh! You hired them back?
我的机器人怎么办?
What happened to my robots?
甭替他们操心了 有个傻缺把他们雇了
Don't worry about them. Some stupid ass will hire 'em.
我... 特么爱死...
I [Bleep] Love...
美国啦
America!