美国众神（2017）

American Gods S01E08

Part 3 July 19, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

How the hell else should I look?
跟奥丝塔拉打个招呼
Say hello to Ostara.
你好奥丝塔拉
Hey, Ostara.
他会脸红
Oh, he's a blusher.
星期三你给我带来一位会脸红的小伙
Wednesday, you brought me a blusher.
粉红巧克力多么美好
And he's pink chocolate. How perfectly wonderful.
他叫什么
What's he called?
影·穆恩
Shadow Moon.
说起来
So...
最近怎么样
How's tricks?
问我知道的最聪明的兔子
Asks the tricksiest rabbit I know.
我希望能够得到你的帮助
Well, I was hoping to enlist your assistance.
别浪费时间
Stop wasting time.
我最不肯操心你也别来烦我了
I can't be bothered, so don't you go bothering me about it.
影子真是个好名字
Shadow? That's a sweet name.
放过他吧
Now, now, now, now. Leave him be. Hmm?
他们为什么叫你影子亲爱的
Why do they call you Shadow, sweetness?
我一直粘着我妈妈
The way I follow my mama around.
她不知道还能叫我什么
She didn't know what else to call me.
我最喜欢甜的小甜心
Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar,
你是我见过最甜的小东西
and you're the sweetest damn thing I've ever seen.
这就是那个搞得大家紧张兮兮的小伙子
This is the boy that has everyone so upset?
你听说了
Aye, you heard?
我消息可灵通呢
Well, I keep my ears pricked up.
来亲爱的影子
Come here, sweet Shadow.
请允许我传授一些智慧
Allow me to impart some wisdom:
外面有很多地下团体
there's far too many secret societies out there.
他们毫无忠诚也没有爱
They have no loyalty and no love.
有些毫无力量有些危险之极
They range from barely competent to deeply dangerous.
你这样说话可不像我们的一员
You don't sound like one of us.
我不是你们的一员
I'm not one of you.
你是的
Oh, yes you are.
你跟我们一样被遗忘无人爱戴
You're as forgotten, and as unloved
无人记得
and as unremembered as any of us.
我很好复活节快乐
I'm doing just fine. Happy Easter.
耶稣已经复活小伙子们大家好
Christ is risen. Hello, boys.
这群混♥蛋♥出生之前你就在
Well, you were before these assholes were born.
直到耶稣基♥督♥
Until the day that Jesus Christ
从他那臭烘烘的老坟里爬出来
crawled out of his stinky old grave,
人们用蒲公英和红椒粉烤鸡蛋
folks would paint eggs with dandelions and paprika.
以她的名义在春天来临时
For her to exchange as gifts
作为礼物交换
at the first sign of spring in her name.
奥丝塔拉
Ostara.
他们现在还这么做还是这么做的
Oh, they still do. They still do.
在属于我的节日里
On my festival days,
他们依然用鸡蛋和兔肉举办宴席
they still feast on eggs and rabbit
还有糖果都是以我的名义
and candy and they do it in my name.
问你一个严肃的问题亲爱的
Serious question, my dear.
我毫不怀疑数百万的人
I have no doubt that millions upon millions
互赠纪念品举♥行♥庆典
exchange tokens and observe the rituals of your festival,
寻找藏起来的鸡蛋
all down to the hunting of the hidden eggs,
但是有人以你的名义祈祷吗
but does anybody pray in your name?
他们是怀着崇敬的心念你的名字吗
Do they say it in worship?
他们念着你的名字
Oh, they mouth your name,
但是那对他们并没有任何意义
hmm, but they have no idea what it means.
一点都没有每个春天都是如此
None whatsoever. Same every spring.
你做了所有的工作而他得到了所有的祈祷
You do all the work, he gets all the prayers.
你吃错什么药了
What has gotten into you?
我对此感到难过
I feel terrible about this.
不不
No. No!
是她的节日而你抢走了
It's her day. You took it.
你毁了她的节日
You crucified her day.
当他们开始追随你的时候
When they started following you,
其他人都被骗了
everybody else got burned.
以你的名义去他妈的复活节快乐
In your name. Happy fucking Easter.
不
No...
咱俩谈谈
A word.
你最好把嘴闭上不然我扇烂你的嘴
You shut your mouth before I slap it off your goddamn face.
你怎么敢
How dare you.
你怎么敢
How dare you...
你怎么敢到我家
How dare you come into my home
对所有拿撒勒人耶稣不敬
and uncork all over Jesus of Nazareth,
还有钉死在十字架上的耶稣
and all the other Jesuses who died on the cross,
甚至那些没被钉死在十字架上的你怎么敢
and even the ones who didn't? How dare you!
他们都是友善慷慨的人
These are kind, generous men
他们来庆祝他们的节日
and they've come to celebrate their day.
我的节日
My day.
他妈的我们的节日
God damn it, our day!
你却来这里对他们无礼
And you come in here and disrespect them?
他们是神苍天
They are gods, for God's sake!
他们是神之子他们就是站街男
They're sons of. They're men who walk the streets.
见人就握手啥脏事都干
They shake hands, they take shits.
我在这里所做的和他们无关
What I'm doing here is of no concern to them.
这是你的节日宝贝
This is your day, love.
一直是以后也是
Always has been, always will be.
别糊弄我说他们都崇拜你
Just don't try to tell me that they all worship you.
我知道他们不崇拜我我又不是傻瓜
I know they don't. I'm not a fool.
不你不是
No, you're not.
我是
I am.
一个老傻瓜
An old one.
他们杀了伏尔甘
They killed Vulcan.
他们杀了我的朋友
They killed my friend.
他效忠于我
He pledged his allegiance to me,
锻造了一把刀
and forged a blade
以表心意
in my honor.
他们为此杀了他
And they killed him for it.
新众神
The new gods.
所以我们需要你
That's why we need you.
所以我们需要用春天来打击他们
That's why we need spring to fight them,
告诉他们我们是谁
to show them who we are.
他们会崇拜你
Oh, they will worship you.
他们会崇拜你如果你逼他们祈祷
They will... worship you if you make them pray.
他们会向他祈祷的
They'll pray to Him.
但他不是春之女神
But he's not the Goddess of Spring.
影子我的孩子
Shadow, my boy,
我要和这位美人单独说几句话
I need a word with the fair lady here alone.
你自己去喝一杯最多两杯
Help yourself to a drink, two, tops.
还需要你保持敏锐
Still need you sharp.
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那个人
你最近一直在躲我
You've been avoiding me.
我的错
My mistake.
我用了电♥话♥
I used the phone.
对别人所做的最糟糕的事就是打电♥话♥了
Worst thing you can do to someone is call them.
我一直都很忙
I've been occupied.
是的你很忙
Yes, you have.
了不起的度量深抵心灵的抽♥插♥
Impressive reach metrics. Deep penetration.
最大的卖♥♥点就是这种非常独特的印象
Total unique impressions is what sells
没有人留下的印象比你的还独特
and no-one leaves an impression more unique than you.
你跟我做得很好
You've done well with me.
特别好
Very well.
现在轮到我了
Now... It's my turn to do well by you.
我能伺候好你
I can take care of you.
把手拿开宝贝
Hands free, honeypot.
我还不想用我的余生
I have no intention of spending the rest of my days
通过你的阴♥道♥滋养你的灵魂
feeding your soul from the vagina nebula.
但是
But...
如果你将这把枪朝着正确的地方
if you point that gun in the right direction...
你希望你和我半毛钱关系也没有
You're wishing you had no business with me.
但是你有
But you do.
你欠的
You owe.
我要求还债了