美国众神（2017）

American Gods S01E03

Part 4 July 19, 2020, 2:58 p.m.

操
Fuck.
操
Fuck.
打扰了请问存款单在哪里
Excuse me. Could you tell me where the deposit slips are, please?
就在门前的墙上
Right out the front door on the wall.
如果我想存一笔隔夜存款呢
And if I needed to make an overnight deposit?
-同样的表格 -谢谢
- Same forms. - Oh, thank you.
你看起来不高兴
Oh, you do not look happy.
我刚出狱五天
I am five days out of prison,
你想让我在第六天被抓回去
you're fixing to put me back in by six.
不要着急下判断好吗
Do not bleed before you are wounded, huh?
我给你买♥♥一杯热巧克力怎么样
Would you like me to get you a hot chocolate?
来吧我给你买♥♥一杯热可可
Yeah, come on! Let me buy you a hot cocoa.
记下那个电♥话♥
Jot that number down.
在你的可可里加了棉花糖
Got you marshmallows in your cocoa.
你喜欢棉花糖吗
You like marshmallows?
你跟我还讨论什么棉花糖
Why are you talking to me about marshmallows?
就好像我担心棉花糖一样
Like I'm worried about marshmallows.
我喜欢棉花糖
Yeah, I like marshmallows.
我们需要雪
What we need is snow.
鹅毛大雪
Hard, driving, irritating snow.
我想让你想象「雪」
I want you to think "Snow."
想象「雪」
Think "Snow."
想象「雪」
Think "Snow."
-雪 -雪
- Snow? - Snow.
是的雪
Yeah, snow.
看到那些西边的云了吗
See those clouds over there to the west?
集中精力让它们变得更大更密集
Concentrate on making those bigger, darker.
想象乌云密布和狂风呼啸
Think about dark skies and driving winds
从北极一路南下
coming down from the Arctic.
-想象「雪」 -好的
- Think "Snow." - Okay.
-这有什么用 -可能没什么用
- And how's this gonna help? - Might not do anything.
但是至少可以让你集中精力
But at least it will concentrate your mind.
雪雪
Snow, snow.
雪
Snow.
雪
Snow.
雪
Snow.
我们到了
We're here.
我到了你还在神游
Well, I'm here. You're somewhere else.
只是在想雪
Just thinking about snow.
耶稣基♥督♥为你的罪受苦
那个女人认为耶稣基♥督♥为她的罪受苦
That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins.
那是她的罪
They're her sins.
为什么要耶稣来承担
Why should Jesus do all the suffering?
因为他的父亲让他牺牲了
'Cause his dad sacrificed his ass.
不要责怪父母
Don't blame the parent.
周遭已经有太多的苦难和责备
Plenty of suffering and blame to go around,
虽然那个白人耶稣
although that White Jesus, well,
还可以承受更多的苦难
could stand a little more suffering.
最近他活得很得瑟
He's doing very well for himself these days.
耶稣一共有多少种颜色
And how many colors does Jesus come in?
有白色耶稣式的耶稣
Why, you got your White Jesuit-style Jesus.
还有非洲黑人耶稣
You got your Black African Jesus.
还有墨西哥棕色耶稣
You got your Brown Mexican Jesus.
还有希腊黑人耶稣还有
You got your swarthy Greek Jesus. You've got--
这也太多耶稣了吧
Well, that's a-- That's a lotta Jesus.
很多人需要耶稣
There's a lotta need for Jesus,
所以有很多耶稣
so there's a lotta Jesus.
墨西哥耶稣和很多墨西哥人一样
Now, the Mexican Jesus came here
来到这里
the same way a lot of Mexicans do.
-非法偷渡 -天啊
- Illegally. - Oh--
这可不是种族歧视
No, that's not being racial.
你可以问问他
You can ask him.
他会告诉你的
He'll tell you.
他渡过了格兰德河
He waded across the Rio Grande,
后背湿得正如他的绰号♥一样
his back as wet as the epithet suggests.
下一位顾客
Next customer.
下午好
Good afternoon.
我需要快速打印几套名片
I want to insta-print a couple of sets of business cards.
还需要你帮助我打印一些海报
And I may need your assistance with printing some posters.
雪
Snow.
雪
Snow.
雪
Snow.
我觉得够了
I think that's enough.
什么够了
Enough what?
雪
Snow.
我可不想让这城市瘫痪
Don't want to immobilize the city.
-我心里想着雪 -于是下雪了
- I thought of snow. - And it snowed.
真是神奇
What do you know?
我喜欢这里
I love this place.
食物不是特别好
Food's not particularly good,
但是这氛围
but the ambiance--
真是不容错过
...unmissable.
快吃啊
Come on, eat up.
空着肚子怎么抢银行
Can't rob a bank on an empty stomach.
我不饿
No, I'm not hungry.
谁规定饿了才能吃东西的
Who says you have to be hungry to eat?
今天不应该有雪的
Wasn't supposed to snow today.
都不应该有冷空气的
Wasn't even supposed to be cold.
你可以相信
So, you're perfectly okay believing
电视里的小人可以预测天气
that tiny people on television can predict the weather,
但一点点关于你可以控制雪的暗示
but you crinkle with consternation
就让你感到惊慌失措了
at the mere suggestion that you could make it snow.
那是科学好吗
One of those things is science, okay?
而这却是幻想
The other is fantasy.
你说起来像是
You're talking about it
它们和苹果橙子一样没多大区别
like it's apples and oranges.
它们区别大了好吗
It's not apples and oranges, okay?
这是现实和幻想
It's reality and fantasy.
原来世界是这样的啊
Oh, so that's how the world works!
不是现实就是幻想
It's either real or it's fantasy?
对世界就是这样
Yeah, that's how the world works.
一个没见过整个世界的人敢这么说啊
Yeah, says the man who hasn't seen it.
讲真影子你的想象力太失败了
Shadow, at best, you suffer from a failure of imagination.
我们得好好治疗下
We're gonna have to fix that.
看看山羊叼来了个什么玩意
Uh-oh, look what the goat dragged in.
-是猫 -是山羊
- Cat. - Goat.
又大又讨厌又臭的山羊
Big, rank, stinking goat.
疯子斯维尼你看起来好像
Mad Sweeney, you look like a man
从高处跌落谷底啊
who's fallen on hard times from a great height.
我以为在到威斯康星前不会见到你的
Thought I wasn't gonna see you until Wisconsin.
以我现在的运势
I'll never make it to Wisconsin,
我永远到不了威斯康星
not with the current state of my luck.
这婊♥子♥拿了我的硬币
This cunt's got my coin.
把硬币给我婊♥子♥
Give me my coin, cunt.
-你给我的那枚吗 -我在场他说的有道理
- The coin you gave me? - Witness. He has a point.
不应该是那一枚
I gave you the wrong coin.
我给你的是我的幸运币
The one I gave you was my lucky coin.
你对你的幸运币也太粗心了
Well, you can't afford to be too careless with a lucky coin.
你应该记着这一点
Something like that, you wanna hang on to.
要不这样你告诉我你怎么凭空变硬币
Tell you what, I'll give you your lucky coin back
我就把它还给你
when you tell me how you plucked it out of thin air.
我凭空变出来
I plucked it outta thin air
是因为我能凭空变出来你个吃虫子的垃圾
is how I plucked it outta thin air, ya bug-eatin' nonce.
把硬币给我
Now give me my coin.
我把它扔了
I threw it away.
你扔哪里去了
Where did you throw it away?
印第安纳鹰角镇
Eagle Point, Indiana.
如果你想找回来
So, if you want your lucky coin back,
去帕克夫公墓
make your way to Parkview Cemetery.
硬币就在我妻子的坟上
There you will find my wife's grave with your coin on top.
狗♥日♥的♥