我爱上的人是奇葩（2014）

You're the Worst S03E01

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 4:42 p.m.

Nah, you didn't.
不你没有
Yes, I did. And I'm sorry.
不是真的对不起
Thank you.
谢谢
'Cause, honestly,
因为老实说
your health is all that matters.
你的健康才是最重要的
We can just, like, have a nontraditional thing.
我们可以采取些非传统的玩法
What do you mean?
你什么意思
We don't have to have penetrative sex.
我们不必进行插入式性♥爱♥
You know, you can just go down on me for hours, like earlier.
你可以像之前一样给我口♥交♥好几个小时
Or we can get one of those sex toys
或者我们可以使用性玩具
that looks like a dolphin.
长得像海豚的那种
Anyway,
总之
I am in this, regardless of limitations
我打算彻底投入愿意无下限
or what we can't do anymore. Okay?
不去管什么不能做好吗
Thank you.
谢谢你
I have to hit the restroom.
我得去一下洗手间
Okay.
好的
♪ I'm Steph Curry rapping, getting digit, loads of paper ♪
♪我是球星斯蒂芬·库里跨入数字时代好多的纸♪
♪ Sippin' martinis, snuffin', huffin' giga-loads of vapor ♪
♪喝着马提尼酒饼干大量的水汽♪
♪ Don Draper ♪ ♪ Paper palace ♪
♪唐·德雷柏♪ ♪纸宫殿♪
♪ Your house is all papyrus ♪
♪你的房♥子不过是一堆草纸♪
♪ House of cards falling down, round somebody killed Osiris ♪
♪纸牌屋倒下砸死欧西里斯♪
♪ Medicare, Medicaid ♪
♪医疗保险医疗补助♪
♪ And all social services ♪
♪以及所有的社会服务♪
♪ Nervous kid, I'll show your nervous grandma ♪
♪紧张的孩子我会让你紧张的奶奶明白♪
♪ Just what nervous is ♪
♪什么才是真正的紧张♪
♪ Shit-talking cops like my name was Mel Gibson ♪
♪满嘴胡话的条子搞得我像是梅尔·吉布森♪
♪ Sugar tits, honey dip, choosy bitches prefer Tiffany ♪
♪大胸妹真爱女挑剔的贱♥人♥喜欢蒂芙尼♪
♪ I'm so sky high while my mind's eye is boozy ♪
♪我已经嗨上天大脑醉醺醺♪
♪ I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi ♪
♪我该享受在热水浴缸前被跪舔♪
♪ I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi ♪
♪我该享受在热水浴缸前被跪舔♪
♪ I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi ♪
♪我该享受在热水浴缸前被跪舔♪
♪ I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi. ♪
♪我该享受在热水浴缸前被跪舔♪
Now, as y'all know,
大家也知道
me and these fools were beefin'.
我和这两个笨蛋之前在撕逼
But squabbles is normal in a family.
但是家人间的争吵是很正常的
So during that time, we wrote a song
在那段期间我们写了首歌♥
that really speaks to
真正道出了
the soul of friendship in this incendiary cultural time.
这煽动的文化时代的友谊的灵魂
It's called "New Phone, Who Dis?"
歌♥名叫《新手♥机♥ 你哪位》
Where's that simple-ass white bitch at?!
那个头脑简单的白人贱婊在哪儿
White bitch!
白人贱婊
Here's the classic sound of the red-winged blackbird.
这是红翅黑鹂的典型叫声
For our first meal, dear wife,
亲爱的妻子我们的第一餐
we are having hominy and poblano pepper posole,
要吃玉米粥和辣椒牛肉浓汤
with a warm mushroom salad and rhubarb grits.
加上温热的蘑菇沙拉和大黄面粉
Now, the chatters of a house wren.
接下来是莺鹪鹩的鸟语
I picked up a demi-bottle of Gewurztraminer.
我买♥♥了半瓶琼瑶浆红酒
Obviously, you can't have any,
显然你不能喝
so I SodaStreamed some sparkling water with yuzu for you-zu.
所以我用气泡水机配上日本香橙调了点饮料给你
Interesting fact:
一个有趣的事实
did you know an average ear of corn
你知道平均每个玉米穗
has an even number of rows, usually 16?
通常会有16排玉米粒吗
And humans have 32 teeth.
而人类恰好有32颗牙
How's that for intra-kingdom synergy?
像这种跨界的协同作用是不是很棒
I'm so happy I get to do this with you forever, wife.
我真高兴我可以永远跟你这样下去老婆
We have menus for the next six months already.
接下来六个月的菜单都有了哦
Thus, there are no surprises, ever.
所以永远没有惊喜
Okay, let's see.
好吧来看下
Menu number two is jerk venison with smashed yams...
2号♥菜单是鹿肉干加甘薯泥
and garlic-ginger okra. Yum!
以及蒜姜秋葵好美味啊
Lastly, we have the warbles of an American goldfinch.
最后是美洲金翅雀的叫声
Meal number three is gomasio-spiced parsnip soup...
3号♥菜单是芝麻盐辣防风草汤...