单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S08E12
Part 6
Nov. 25, 2020, 1:26 p.m.
你♥爸♥爸就该听我的话 对吧
Your daddy should listen to me, shouldn't he?
你就只喜欢喝羊奶
You only like goat milk.
糟了 你愿意跑一趟商店吗 南希
Oh, no. Hey, um, would you run to the store, then, Nance?
我想去 但我这边还有好多忙的
I would go, but I'm in the middle, here.
好吧 一会儿见
Yes. I'll see you in a bit.
米什贡·沙洛姆寺
我们的经♥文♥写到 兄弟姐♥妹♥们♥
Our scripture says how good it is
和谐地住在一起 是多好的事情啊
when brothers and sisters can dwell together in harmony.
今天 让我们聚在一起 共同礼拜
Today let us come together and worship
同时这两位年轻人将展示他们的所知
as these two young people show what they have learned,
展示他们的真我
what they have been,
并说明他们对我们的人♥民♥和国家意味着什么
and demonstrate what they mean to our people and to our nation,
让我们共同说出 阿门
and let us say, Amen.
阿门
Amen.
我讲述的是《出埃及记》的部分
My Torah portion is Exodus,
《出埃及记》出自圣经前五卷中的第二卷
我写了一整套很好的演讲词
and I wrote a whole nice speech
关于它是如何暗喻了移♥民♥的经历
about how it's a metaphor for the immigrant experience,
但 我不打算读它
but, um, I'm not gonna read that.
我 我昨晚又写了一份新的演讲词
I-I wrote a new speech last night,
然后 我更喜欢这一份
and, uh, I like it better,
所以这才是我想读的
so that's what I'm gonna read.
我的名字其实不是史蒂芬·布鲁姆
My name is not really Steven Bloom.
我是说 大卫·布鲁姆收养了我
I mean, David Bloom adopted me,
而我也非常得爱他
and I loved him very much,
但在我成为史蒂芬·布鲁姆之前
but before I was Steven Bloom,
我叫做史蒂芬·伯特温
I was Steven Botwin,
而 而那也不是我的真名
and, uh... and that wasn't right, either.
其实我是小埃斯特万·雷耶斯
Because, really, I'm Esteban Reyes Jr.
我的父亲是个墨西哥暴徒 是个大毒贩
My father was a Mexican gangster and drug kingpin,
还是提华纳的前市长
and the former mayor of Tijuana.
然后 我 我认为他是天主教♥徒♥
And, uh, I-- I think he was catholic.
而我母亲则是卫理公会派教♥徒♥
And my mother is methodist.
我知道她为了大卫 皈依了本教
I know she converted for Dave,
但是说真的 一旦成为卫理公会派教♥徒♥...
but, seriously. Once a methodist...
所以 我不是犹太人
So, I'm not Jewish.
完全不是
At all.
我的哥哥们有一半的犹太血统
My brothers are half-Jewish.
塞拉斯也许连一半也没有
Maybe not Silas.
我的叔叔是个犹太人
My uncle is full-on,
而我称呼多年的"父亲"是个拉比
and the man I called "Dad" For years was a rabbi.
但...
But, um...
不
Nope.
我不是
Not-- not me.
我没有被上帝选中
I am not chosen.
并且老实讲 我也没想被上帝选中
And, honestly, I-I don't choose to be.
我不知道自己的宗教信仰是什么
I don't know what my religion is.
没准是"无神主义"
It may turn out to be there-is-no-God-ism.
但我会 我会让你们知道我所信仰的"主义"
I'll, uh, I'll let you all know where I land.
与此同时 我想要借此机会
In the meantime, I'd like to take this time
在这个讲台上胡说八道一通
to call bullshit on this whole show.
本来就是如此
Which is what it is.
对家人和朋友来说
It's one big show for family and friends
这是个让人感觉良好的讲台
to feel good about,
但 我没觉得很好
but, um... I don't feel so good,
而且我也不知道我是谁
and I don't know who I am.
而且 而且我想去寄宿学校
And-- and I want to go to boarding school.
谢谢
Thank you.
下面 柴娜·巴伦鲍姆·卡茨将谈谈西马尼
China Birenbaum-Katz will speak next about Shimini.
我的天呐
Oh, my God.
我觉得 我也不是犹太人
I don't think I'm Jewish, either.
我是中国人 天哪
I'm Chinese, for God's sake.
你是犹太人 柴娜
You're Jewish, China.
你就是犹太人
You are Jewish.
妈妈和我都很爱你
And mom and I love you.
我们爱你 柴娜 好好演讲吧
We love you, China. Give your speech.
别让他影响到你 今天是你的大日子
Don't let him throw you. This is your day.
非常感谢您能来
Thank you so much for coming.
聚会还在继续
The party's still on.
谢谢
Thank you.
嗨 非常感谢您能来
Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
非常感谢
Thank you f--
他很棒 不虚此行
He was awesome. Worth the trip.
你会大声吼我吗
Are you gonna yell at me?
不
No.
派对还开吗
And we're still having the party?
是的
Yes.
还是要开派对
We are... still having the party.
你生气了吗
Are you mad?
那个 没有
You know, um, I'm not.
真的没有
I'm-- I'm really not.
刚才
That was, uh...
讲得不错
...quite a speech.
为什么不把我爸的事告诉我
Why didn't you tell me the truth about my dad?
你♥爸♥的什么事
What is the truth about your dad?
吉列尔莫说我爸是国王 我是王子
Guillermo said he was a king and I'm the prince.
但在百科搜索的时候
When you Wiki him,
我却没有看到吉列尔莫所说的内容
none of the stuff Guillermo talks about comes up.
网上的东西不可全信
You can't believe everything you Wiki, huh?
其实你是犹太人
And technically, you are Jewish.
你说什么
What are you talking about?
你进行过割礼 加入过契约
You had a Bris. You entered into the covenant.
安迪坚持这么做的
Andy insisted on it.
你的亲生父亲其实是他
If anyone's your real father, it's him.
正合我意
Just what I need.
父亲多多
More fathers.
但你长得很像埃斯特万
But you... look like Esteban.
他
He was...
他很帅
very handsome.
他以自己的儿子为荣
And he was so proud to have a son.
你的经历让我难以捉摸
Your history is very confusing to me.
我送你去寄宿学校
I'm gonna let you go to boarding school.
不是吧
Are you serious?
是的
I'm serious.
去吧
Go.
踢踢足球
Play soccer.
多交点朋友
Make friends.
不许恨我
Never learn to hate me.
谢谢
Thank you.
不客气
You're welcome.
请坐 史蒂芬王子殿下
Sit down, Prince Steven.
把饭吃完
Eat your leftovers.
为派对储备能量
Save your energy for the party.
快点
Come on!
跟我一起取蛋糕
I need you to come get the cake with me.
妈 我非常非常...
Mom, I have a really bad--
快点 少废话 走
Now! Do it! Move it! Now!
妈妈想跟你多相处一会儿
Mommy wants to spend some time with you, okay?
我是说 你需要别人的帮助 希恩
I'm talking about getting you some help, Shane,
你过得可不怎么样
'cause you're not doing very well.
我很好
I'm doing fine.
需要帮忙吗
Can I help you?
取蛋糕 布鲁姆家订的
Hey. Picking up. Bloom.
有卫生间吗
Do you guys have a bathroom?
对不起 只有员工才能入内
Sorry. Employees only.
没事 没事
It's cool, sweetheart. It's cool.
这是佛罗伦萨饼干吗 果然是
These florentines? Fuck, yeah, florentines.
上面应该写着"祝你好运 斯蒂维"
Uh, it's supposed to say, "Mazel Tov, Stevie."
好
Okay.
14个字母乘以一块五 二十一块五
14 letters times $1.50 comes to $21.50.
你♥他♥妈♥的说什么
What the fuck are you talking about?
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