单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S08E02
Part 2
Nov. 25, 2020, 1:23 p.m.
And apparently, it's good to see me.
看起来 你还挺高兴见到我的
Excuse me.
抱歉
Hey, how, uh...How was India?
嘿 印度怎么样
Good. Good.
挺好 挺好
Uh, three weeks with dysentery
三个星期的痢疾
gives you plenty of time to think.
给了你足够的思考时间
You know, when the, uh, sky is gray,
你知道吗 当天空是灰色时
It's just clouds, not actual sky.
那其实只是乌云 并不是真正的天空
Then the clouds pass, and you see
等乌云过去 你就会发现
That the sky's still there and it's still blue.
天空还在那儿 还是蓝的
The clouds aren't hurting the sky.
乌云没有伤害到天空
They were temporary.
它们只是暂时的
Okay.
好吧
Hey, I, uh, got something for my girls.
我给姑娘们买♥♥了些东西
Cookie-dough flavor.
曲奇面团味
I thought those were discontinued!
我还以为这些停产了呢
I stopped at three Whole Foods,
从机场回来的路上
on the way here from the airport.
我停下来找了三家全食超♥市♥
Babe, you got to try it.
宝贝 你得尝尝
Oh, yum.
好好吃
Finish it. No, it's yours.
都吃了吧 不 这是你的
Okay, okay.
好了 好了
So, anyhow, I am super jet-lagged.
总之 我现在超有时差
And not too used to wearing shoes.
也不太习惯穿鞋
So I'm gonna head to my hotel,
所以我要回酒店了
but I would be so grateful, Jill,
但我会很感激 吉尔
if you could have dinner with me.
如果你能和我共进晚餐
There's a lot we need to talk about.
有很多事我们得谈谈
I'll see you guys later.
回见
Daddy, I want to stay at the hotel with you.
爸爸 我想跟你一起住宾馆
Oh, kitten, I'm not going anywhere.
哦 我的小猫咪 我哪儿也不去
There's plenty of time for us to talk about what's gonna happen.
我们有很多时间 可以谈谈日后的打算
Everything will be fine.
一切都会好的
Come on. Walk me out.
来吧 送我出门
Shit! What "Shit"?
操 操啥
He sees the blue sky behind the clouds.
他看见了乌云后的蓝天
You should have dinner with him.
你应该跟他去吃晚餐
No. He wants things.
不 他有所企图
He wants to see his kids.
他想见见孩子们
He's uncomfortable in shoes.
他不习惯穿鞋
Hear him out, don't agree to anything,
听他想说什么 啥也别答应
eat, and then come home.
吃饭 然后回家
Oh, I do need to find out which Whole Foods he went to.
我得找到他去的那个超♥市♥
I fucking love these bars. Oh.
我他妈爱死这些巧克力棒了
Pony express.
小马驹快递员来咯
Look at you... Up out of bed, making the rounds.
看看你 下了床到处逛
Staircase test.
楼梯测试
You'll do it.
你没问题的
Pistachios.
开心果
And... Don't know how you drink it...
还有...不知道你要怎么喝...
But peach schnapps.
桃杜松子酒
Hmm? No.
要么 不了
I'd offer you some, Shane,
我本想请你喝的 希恩
but peach schnapps is for girls.
但桃杜松子酒是姑娘喝的
Thanks for sparing my masculinity.
感谢你拯救我的男子气概
That bad, huh?
那么疼啊
Oh, it's Tuesday, isn't it?
今天星期二 不是么
Getting anything from the clown?
从小丑那儿弄到东西了吗
The infamous clown is here?
那个恶名昭著的"小丑"
I know. He's a rip-off, but I can't do morphine.
我知道他宰客 但我不能用吗♥啡♥
It makes me sick to my stomach,
我会把整个胃都吐出来
And... These make me giggle.
而这个能让我笑
Pony express, can you do it?
小马驹快递员 你能帮忙么
It's on us. Thank you.
交给我们了 谢谢
All right. Quick, quick.
好啦 快点快点
It's the last room at the end of the hallway.
在这条走廊最后一间房♥间
Got to get there fast before he sells out.
快去吧 免得他卖♥♥完了
周二中午11点至下午1点
牛油小丑和他的魔法故事时间
No checks. Cash only.
不收支票 只收现金
This ain't fair.
这不公平
Anyone with tumors should get first dibs.
有肿瘤的人应该先买♥♥
Fuck you. I'm stage 4 breast.
去你♥妈♥的♥ 我是胸癌四期
End-stage leukemia and already recommended for hospice,
我晚期白血病 已经被建议安乐死
So suck my dick, pal.
所以你去吃屎吧 伙计
Wait your turn.
好好排队
Uh, three please. Uh, lemon, lime, and cherry.
三袋 柠檬 青橙和樱桃
Those are twenties. That's a huge markup.
那都是二十元美钞 他漫天要价
They should call him "Gouge-y the clown."
他们应该叫他"搜刮民膏的小丑"
Douche.
贱♥人♥
Come on, man, I'm in pain here.
快点啊伙计 我疼着呢
There's a reason they call it "medicinal."
他们叫它"药"是有原因的
You okay?
你还好吧
That guy.
那家伙
Was I like that? A douche?
我是那样的吗 那么贱
A-a gouge-y clown douche?
我是"搜刮民膏的贱小丑"吗
Well, at least your customers weren't sick.
至少你的顾客没生病
Sickness is relative.
病态是相对的
I think I was a bad person.
我觉得我以前是个坏人
I don't want to be like that anymore.
我不想再那样了
Okay. Good for you.
好啊 这样对你挺好的
No.
不
No. Good for all of us.
不 是对"我们"挺好的
We're not gonna be like that anymore.
我们不会再那样了
That was the "Before" Botwins.
那是"之前"的伯特温家
Now... We're the "After" Botwins,
现在... 我们是"之后"的伯特温家
Like those people on the weight-loss ads.
就像减肥广♥告♥上的那些人一样
"Before"... unhappy.
"之前"... 不开心
"Now"...
"现在"...
Lovely and better dressed...
超可爱 衣着又好
With our hair done.
头发也护理过了
Cause we're... We're feeling good about ourselves, right?
因为我们...我们自我感觉良好 对吗
You notice how they're only ever smiling
你有没有注意到 他们永远都只在
in the "After" Photos?
"之后"的照片里笑
The smiling makes a big difference.
笑不笑的差别可大了
Let me see you smile, honey.
让我看看你的微笑 亲爱的
Come on.
来嘛
Really?
怎么了
Mom, this is dumb.
妈 这样好傻
Go on back in there. Don't lose your place in line.
回去吧 别让人插了你的队
Get the lollipops so Greta will giggle.
去买♥♥棒棒糖让格丽塔乐呵呵
I'm tired. I'm gonna go...Back in bed.
我累了 我要...回床上去了
Yeah, keep them coming.
就这样 继续
We got this boring-ass shareholder thing
我们明天还要搞
we got to do tomorrow.
坑爹股东的操蛋事呢
Uh, Kiku said we need to get your credit card.
奇库妈咪吩咐 需要用信♥用♥卡♥收费
For what?
收毛费
She's charging us?
她现在居然向我们收费
We're the investors.
我们可是投资人啊
Window.
窗外吸
We made that bitch.
没有我们 这个贱♥人♥哪有今天
Sorry. Kiku said.
抱歉 但妈咪吩咐了
What bullshit!
操她妈
Company card.
给公♥司♥的卡
Did you get a chance to take a look at our proposal?
你有没有空 看看我们的"项目提议"
Remind me again.
什么"提议"
Okay, so, each trikini comes with its own scarf.
提议是 每件三点式泳装都会配赠一条围巾
That can be tied six different ways.
其有六种不同的用法
Sarong. Sash.
作裙摆 当腰带
Headband.
系头巾
Kerchief.
盖头巾
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