单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S08E09
Part 3
Nov. 25, 2020, 1:24 p.m.
我们还不能正式研究及开♥发♥
We can't officially kick off our R&D.
医疗诊所可以 打着医疗研究的名号♥
Pharma can, in the name of medical research,
但我们这是休闲产品
But we're recreational.
所以得在地下进行
Hence, underground.
别说出去
Hush-hush.
所以说 你还在接触其他人
So, then there are others that you're approaching?
没错
Yes.
这样一来 等到大♥麻♥合法化了
So the minute pot becomes legal,
我们立马就能大发横财
we can hit the ground running.
那如果...如果塞拉斯被抓了怎么办
And what if -- if -- Silas gets caught?
那就当这次会面从没发生过
Then this meeting never happened.
-很好 回机场吧 -妈
- Right. Back to the Airport. - Mom.
不 抱歉 绝对不行
No, sorry -- not in a chance in hell
你不能为一个大烟厂冒这种风险
you're taking a risk like that for a big tobacco company.
他们想搞地下活动 随他们的便
If they want to do underground black ops, whatever.
让他们去找别人家的孩子
Let 'em prey on other people's children.
你不是支持我的吗
What happened to supporting me?
我是支持你啊
I am.
不 你没有
No, you're not.
抱歉
Excuse me.
嘿 拜托
Hey! Come on!
我们是男人 我们百折不挠
We're men. We're resilient.
我妈嫁了个混♥蛋♥
My mom married a dick.
至少她还活着
At least she's still alive.
别这样 有点太阴暗了啊 拉比
Oh, whoa. A little dark there, Rabbi.
我只是觉得... 觉得我背叛了她
I-I just feel -- I feel like I cheated on her.
怎么会 没人能背叛过世的人
You did not. You can't cheat on a dead person,
犹太教里也没什么规定
and there's no covenant in judaism
阻止你偶尔玩玩浪漫 对吧
forbidding you from playing a little romeo, right?
只要不玩出来个孩子 不玩出个驴
As long as it's not with a child or a donkey
不玩出个《旧约·申命记》里的基贝红人就行
or a gibeonite, according to deuteronomy.
基贝红人 非以色列人
要是我老婆死了 我还是会跟别人约会
If my wife died, I'd date people.
如果我自身犯戒 又如何做道德表率
How can I provide moral guidance if I myself have transgressed?
证明如下 因为你是个正常的男人
Here's how. Because you're a man --
并非完人 烦事缠身 但依旧奋起拼搏
flawed, troubled, but trying, striving.
而当你克服这一切 你肯定会克服的啦
and when you get past this, which you will,
你就还是那个博学正经 为我们熟知爱戴
you'll go back to being the same scholarly, poker-faced Rabbi Dave
甚至还有点畏惧的大卫拉比
That we all know and love... and fear, a little bit.
上菜了 奶油巧克力薄烤饼
Here we go. Silver dollar with whipped cream and nutella.
干酪韭葱煎蛋卷
Omelet with swiss and scallions,
蓝莓高叠饼 多加一份蓝莓
and double bluberry tall stack, extra blueberries.
我没点蓝莓啊
Oh, uh, I didn't order blueberries.
确实 但这是时令菜品 不容错过哟
Oh, yeah, but they're in season. You don't want to miss 'em.
好了 轮到你了 我们来聊聊科迪
All right. Your turn. Let's talk about Cody.
他满嘴跑火车
Um, he farts a lot.
我们得往好的一面看
Let's find the silver lining.
是啊 说得容易
Hmm, yeah. You're one to talk.
谁像你啊 刚被甩就能变成现在这样子
I mean, you just got dumped, and here you are
假装生活充满了希望和美好
pretending life is full of sunshine and rainbows.
吉尔离开了你
Jill left?
是啊 但是其实吧...
Um, yeah, but, I mean...
她会回到我身边的
that was never gonna work.
安迪啊安迪 早知道是这样
Andy, Andy, I would never have burdened you
我就不拿我的"自我怀疑论"来麻烦你了
with my self-doubt had I known.
好好跟我们说说吧
Please, tell us about it.
我去 又来了
Oh, fuck. Again?
嘿
Hey.
抱歉啊 拉比
Sorry, Rabbi.
要知道 吸烟要人命的
Smoking will kill you, you know.
你吓到我了
You scared me.
这是我的房♥子
Well, it's my house.
所以准确说来 我才是那个被吓到的
So technically, I should be the one who's spooked right now.
要火吗
You need a light for that?
你都带着氧气罐了 还...
Even with the tank, you still...
不不 老早就戒了
No, no. I gave it up eons ago.
你的产品可害死了不少人啊
You're the one who killed those millions of people.
那是他们自己选的
Their choice, not mine.
反正我是不抽
I don't smoke.
让我猜猜
Let me guess.
我儿子克里克带你过来 谈"实诚朋友"的
My son Crick brought you out here to talk Kemo Sabes.
大♥麻♥ 烟草界的最前沿
Marijuana, tobacco's final frontier.
你肯定很以他为豪
You must be very proud of him.
你开玩笑吧
Are you kidding?
他自诩为北方大佬 其实满脑子不切实际
He's a yankee big shot, pitching crackpot ideas
这公♥司♥已经良好运营三十年了 有什么好改的
for a company that's been workin' fine for three generations.
但...
But...
遗产总是要传给下一代的
We got to pass down our legacies to...someone.
我喜欢南方 什么遗产啦 传统啦
I like the south -- legacies, tradition.
北方 可没这些
We don't have that up north.
我们只有冷嘲热讽和冰咖啡
We have sarcasm and iced coffee.
我儿子...
My son...
他渴望成长 渴望犯错
He wants to grow and make mistakes.
我老爹说过一句话
My daddy had this phrase.
幼时不教
"You got to bend the saplin'
长大不器
for it to grow up to be a proper tree."
有意思的是 我儿子从不愿受管教
Funny thing. My saplin' don't bend.
我儿子也不愿
mine won't either.
同住一个屋檐下
Live in the same house,
却两年没说过一句话
but we haven't spoken for two years.
那又怎样 我就不能玩扔飞盘啦
So what, that I can't throw a spiral?
男女承担的角色在改变好嘛
Gender roles are changing.
我觉得我能做个模范好爸爸
I think I'd make a really good father.
看得出来
I could see that.
-真的 -是啊
- Really? - Yeah.
够了
Stop.
你是个美丽的人 安迪
You're a beautiful human being, Andy.
你...你有颗美妙动人的心
Y-y-y-you have a gorgeous, pulpy heart.
我怎么老觉得 你是在跟我搭讪啊
Why do I always feel like you're hitting on me?
他没说错啊 你就像个爱心小熊
Yeah, he's right. You're like a care bear.
我厌恶"坐等好日子降临"的说辞
Sick of waiting for my life to begin.
说得我好像一直身处炼狱似的
like I'm in perpetual purgatory.
你是不是也有同感
You ever feel like that?
炼狱么...那是罗马天主教的东西
Mm, purgatory's -- it's a roman catholic belief.
你和南希 这也太快了
You and Nancy. That happened so fast.
太快了
Too fast.
也许吧 也不一定
Maybe, maybe not.
也许大家适应适应就好了呢
Maybe everyone just needs to jump in.
看着我
Look at me.
我马上就要到男性更年期了
Soon, I'm gonna hit male menopause.
我不光晚上流口水
I'm gonna be drooling during the day,
白天也要开始流了
not even just at night.
安迪 你想听我的建议吗 忘了吉尔吧
Whoa, Andy. My advice? You need to forget about Jill.
你可以...可以试着和
Maybe -- maybe try dating someone
周围的人约约会
who you're not distantly related to.
你知道吗 每周三晚上都有单身之夜的
You know, we have singles night every Wednesday.
我可以帮你报名啊
I could sign you up.
我了个神
Jesus Christ.
还有你 先生 我得送你回家了 车上聊
And you, mister. We got to get you home. We'll talk in the car.
有句话不知道该不该说
I don't know if I should say this, but...
我觉得自从吉达死后 南希再没爱过谁
I don't think Nancy's loved anyone since Judah died --
我是指真情实意 掏心掏肺地爱
Like truly, emotionally loved someone, for what it's worth.
你觉得她能爱得这么热烈吗
Well, do you think she's capable?
我不知道
I have no idea.
她自己可能都不知道 或者她知道 但...
She probably has no idea, or she has an idea, but...
她真正想要的
what she really needs
其实并不是她所追求的
is the exact opposite of her idea --
她其实想做个善解人意
someone smart and warm,
温柔浪漫
even-keeled, romantic...
待人和善
kind to strangers...
尊敬老人
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