好的
Okay.
不要动
Look, don't move.
长官 不要起身
Sir, don't get up.
有一点坏 坏 坏
* A little bit of bad, bad, bad, bad
一点点
* A little bit of
有一点坏 坏 坏
* A little bit of bad, bad, bad, bad
王八犊
Son of a...
盘问夜店里的每个男人
Questioning every man at the nightclub
更容易接受 不算种族偏见
would be more palatable. That's not racial profiling.
但太耗时了
But it would take forever.
我该做的应是
What I should do is take a photo
让每个人离开夜店前手持身份证 照一张照片
of everybody holding their IDs as they leave the club.
这样 我回头还能再查
That way, I can circle back.
- 当然 但这不是选项之一 - 我知道
Yeah, but that's notone of the options. I know.
维恩诉最高法♥院♥案说明
Whren vs. US Supreme Court says you can profile
只要你有借口 就可以随心所欲地做犯罪侧写
as much as you want, as long as there's at least some pretense.
我觉得这不是他们的本意
I don't think that's what they meant.
就是这个意思
It is what they meant.
两年前我取得了网上律师证
I got my law degree online two years ago.
你知道这个证在五个州和
You know I'm licensed to practice in five states
未立案的关岛领土上都有效吗
and the unincorporated territory of Guam?
好吧 你的看法是什么
Okay. What's your take on this?
在一家夜店里发生了一起持刀伤人案
There's a stabbing at a nightclub.
受害者比较确定疑犯是黑人
The victim says she's pretty sure the suspect is Black
而且右臂上有一道伤疤
and he has a scar on his right arm.
等等 等等 她知道那人身上有伤疤
Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's sure about the scar
但只是 比较确定 那人是黑人
but only "pretty sure" that he's Black?
- 我就是这么说的 - 有些事不对劲
-That's what I said. -Something's off.
显然 她是想转移你的注意力
Obviously, she's creating a diversion
好让同伙在后堂 洗劫这个地方
while he's probably in the back, robbing the place.
问一个反♥社♥会♥者就是这结果
That's what you get for asking a sociopath.
我就喜欢油腻腻的勺子味
Mmm, I love the smell of a greasy spoon.
想做哪坐哪
Sit wherever you want.
奥斯卡 你不是要蹲四十年的监狱吗
Oscar? I thought you were in prison for the next 40 years.
我因表现良好被提前释放了
Early release. Good behavior.
- 真的 - 不是
-Seriously? No.
他在帮我们查案子 之后他从哪来回哪去
He's helping us with a case, and then he's going straight back.
好吧 你没有幽默感 我能来片派吗
Okay. You're no fun. Can I have some pie?
你和奥斯卡有孩子吗
Did you and Oscar have a kid?
- 当然没有 - 奥斯卡
- God no - Oscar?
不好意思 我认识你吗
I am sorry. Do I know you?
你这个坏小
You lousy little --
- 女士 女士 冷静 - 你这是演哪一出
-Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Easy. -What is all this about?
你把我搞大了肚子然后就消失了
You knock me up and disappear,
然后我发现你因为谋杀进了监狱
and then I find out you're in jail for murder?
等等 阿什利是奥斯卡的孩子吗
Wait. Ashley is Oscar's kid?
你背着我 出轨辛迪
You cheated on me with Cindy?!
等等 我想起来了
Hold on. I think it's coming back to me.
- 你个王八 - 女士们 女士们
You son of a --Ladies, ladies! L-Ladies!
拜托了 我知道这对你们来说
Please, I appreciate how difficult
是多么沉重的打击 但现在
this must be for you, but right now
我们需要和你的孩子谈谈
we need to speak with your daughter.
- 她惹事了吗 - 希望没有
-Is she in trouble? -I hope not.
但我们越早找到她
But the sooner we find her,
就能越快把这个家伙送回去
the sooner this guy gets back behind bars.
给我只笔
Let me get a pen.
长官 不要起身
Sir, don't get up.
陈警员 跟我说说
Officer Chen, remind me.
咱两谁下命令
Which one of us gives the orders?
是您 长官
You do, sir.
对
Yeah.
戴夫 你和埃米特一起工作对吧
Dave? Oh, you work with Emmett, right?
都对
Yes and yes.
你意识有不清醒过吗
Did you lose consciousness at any point?
- 没有 - 胸口疼吗
-No. -Any pain in your chest?
不疼 我扭到背了
No, I threw my back out.
一年会很准时地发生两次
It happens two times a year like clockwork.
我还是要送你去医院 确保你的身体没有受到其他的伤害
Well, I still gotta take you in, make sure there's nothing else.
你在和埃米特约会 对吧
So, you're going out with Emmett, right?
- 曾经是的 - 哦 抱歉
- Was. - Oh. Sorry.
他为什么和你分手 你长的这么漂亮
Why the hell would he break up with you You're gorgeous.
我真的需要在这里听你们说这些吗
Uh, do I really need to be here for this?
不是的 长官
No, sir.
我已经完成了调查
I, uh, finished canvassing.
没人看清那个涂鸦者
No one got a good look at the tagger.
我们要送他去医院了 你要跟着吗
We're ready to transport him. You'll follow?
不了 我要等我的教官
No, I have to wait for my T.O.
韦斯特警官会接替我的
Officer West will take over from here.
太糟了
Too bad.
待会你想出去吗
Do you want to go out later?
今晚吗 天哪 我想
Tonight? God, yes.
好吧 太棒了
Okay. Great.
杰克森会给你我的电♥话♥号♥码
Uh, Jackson will give you my number.
拜
Bye.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
什么 一个女孩约男孩出去呀
What? A girl can ask a guy out.
是啊 和你前任的同事出去吗
Yeah, a guy that works with your ex?
我和他出去不是为了气他
That is not why I did that.
不做评论
No comment.
上车 我们走吧
Boot, let's go.
不许问车的事
Not a word about the shop.
- 把我的号♥码给他 - 再见
-Give him my number. -I see you.
所以 你是我爸爸吧
So, you're my dad, huh?
妈妈告诉我你跟着火柴盒20号♥乐队巡演去了
Mom told me you were a roadie for Matchbox 20.
总比告诉你我被判了20年在服刑好
Better than telling you I was serving 20.
应该是40年吧
It's more like 40.
你怎么认识奥斯汀·阿巴西的
How do you know Austin Abassi?
我们约过会
Uh, we were dating a little.
你最后一次见他是什么时候
When was the last time you saw him?
我不知道 一周前吧 也许两周前
I don't know. A week ago, maybe two.
他还好吗
Is he okay?
他被绑♥架♥了 而你却在撒谎
He's been kidnapped. And you're lying to us.
我 我没有
I-I'm not.
犯罪现场技术人员在奥斯汀公♥寓♥的啤酒瓶上
Crime-scene techs found your DNA
发现了你的DNA
on a beer bottle in Austin's apartment.
那DNA不可能残留超过一周
That DNA wouldn't have survived a week.
你必须坦白 就现在
You need to come clean. Right now.
作为阿什利的律师 我必须提醒她
As Ashley's lawyer, I'm going to advise her
在我们商谈之前 不能和你谈话
not to talk to you until we've conferred.
好吧 那是不可能的 因为你不是真正的律师,
Okay, that's not gonna happen, because you're not a real lawyer,
而且就算你是 我们也有规定
and even if you were, there are rules against
家人不能给家人做代理律师
family representing family.
错了 我通过了律师资格考试
Wrong. I passed the bar.
说到规定 它更像是指导方针
And as far as that being rules, it's more like guidelines.
就算这是规定 我们也只是有有血缘关系的家人而已
And even if they were rules, we're family by blood only.
你不会想让他做你的律师
You do not want him as your lawyer.
- 他是个十足的失败者 - 如果你没有事先得到律师的建议
-He's a nine-time loser. -If you tell them anything
就跟他们说任何事
without first getting advice of counsel,
你肯定会进监狱
you're guaranteed to do jail time.
好吧 他是我的律师
Okay. He's my lawyer.
我能和我的委托人单独谈谈吗
Could I have a moment alone with my client, please?
这么说 你也参与了
So, you're in on it.
- 可能吧 - 拜托 孩子
- Maybe. - Come on, kid.
我们家族的特绝技就是侦查罪犯
Sniffing out cons is on the family crest.
好吧
Okay.
奥斯汀的父母不给他钱了
Austin's parents cut him off,
所以我们想 如果他被绑♥架♥了
so we figured, if he was kidnapped,
他的父母就会给钱了
his parents would have to pay up.
好吧 这不是最开始的想法 但是
Okay. That's not the most original idea, but still,
如果你们行事妥当 我猜
if you execute it properly, I guess...
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