百味超市（2015）

Superstore S01E09

Part 2 Oct. 18, 2020, 12:33 p.m.

in the fun zone.
趣味地带等着你们
"Fun zone"?
"趣味地带"
Sometimes I just really want to slap him.
有时候我真想扇他
I think it was on one of these memos from corporate.
我觉得应该在总部提供的其中一个备忘录里
Here.
给你
"Union buzzwords." "How to spot a union."
"工会行话" "怎样搞臭工会"
"Anti-union activity."
"反工会活动"
"What to do if you hear the word 'union'."
"听到'工会'后应怎么做"
"Reporting union activity."
"举报工会活动"
"List of toxic food recalls"?
"有毒食物召回清单"
I don't remember doing any food recalls.
我不记得召回过什么食物啊
What?
什么
"Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook..."
"员工手册政策调整附录"
Relationships between supervisors and subordinates
公♥司♥现对于主管和下属的恋爱关系
"no longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged."
"不再禁止只是强烈不提倡"
Yeah, words. Oh, here it is.
是啊只是说说而已哦找到了
"Please detach the accompanying card
请将随附卡片拿出
and keep in a safe place."
放在安全地方保存
And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car,"
看我写了 "比如你的车里"
and then I underlined "Car."
然后我在"车"下面划了线
Oh, that means it's just outsi...
哦那说明卡片就在外...
Oh.
哦
Okay, the bad news
坏消息是
is I left the card with the code
我把写有密♥码♥的卡片
in my glove compartment.
放在汽车仪表板上的小柜里了
So I called my wife to come get it,
我打电♥话♥叫我老婆来拿了
but we only have one car,
但我们只有一辆车
so she has to wait for her sister to come get her.
所以她得等她姐姐去接她
You guys, there's someone out there.
伙计们有人在外面
Oh, my God. Hey! Hey!
哦天哪嘿嘿
Can you get something from my car?
你能帮我到车里拿点东西吗
Boop-boop-boop... we need a boop-boop-boop-boop.
哔哔哔我们要哔哔哔
You guys are missing out.
你们可错过了好多乐趣哦
What a unique experience it must be,
骑着车在超♥市♥里乱逛
moving around a store on wheels.
真是个独特的经历啊
The key's above the tire.
车钥匙在轮胎上
Get card from glove compartment.
卡片在仪表板上的小柜里
Bring card here.
把卡片拿过来
Whoo! We're gonna get out of here!
我们终于可以出去了
Yes! Yes!
太好了太好了
Is it there? Is it there? Wait, wait... oh, good.
钥匙在那吗在吗等下好极了
Look, he's got the key.
看他拿到钥匙了
Why is he getting in the driver's seat?
他为什么到驾驶座去了
No, you don't need to start the engine
不打开小柜子
to open the glove compartment.
不用发动车子啊
No, you don't need to move the car.
不不用移♥动♥车子啊
Wait. Where are you going?
等等你去哪里
Where's he going?
他去哪里
What the... where is the...
什么他去哪
Cruising through the fun zone...
在趣味地带里兜风
Hey, can you maybe...
嘿你能不能...
Okay.
好吧
Part of me's glad I missed the recital.
我有点庆幸我错过了表演
I've been looking forward to my senior dance
我从六年级开始
since sixth grade,
就一直期待高三舞会了
and it would've sucked to just sit there and watch.
如果我只能坐在那里看别人跳舞就太糟糕了
I'm not saying that I regret this baby.
我不是说后悔怀了孩子
I just wish that I'd had it later...
我只是希望能晚点怀孕
or sooner, like a lot of my friends.
或是像我很多朋友那样早点怀孕
You know what I mean?
懂我的意思吧
Uh, I do, yes,
是的我懂
and I think each and every one of us has regrets.
我觉得我们每个人都有遗憾
I'll go next.
我来说
I regret doing Semester at Sea
我后悔在船上度过了一学期
instead of just picking one country
而没有去到一个国家
and really absorbing the culture.
充分吸收它的文化
Who else?
还有谁要说
Well, my only regrets are the times I over thought things
我唯一的遗憾是我过去想的太多
and didn't go for what I wanted.
没有争取我想要的东西
There you go. I mean, why fight nature?
说的很好为什么要压抑本性呢
We're all just animals, right?
我们只是动物而已对吗
I regret not rescuing my twin brother from that wave.
我后悔没把我的双胞胎哥哥从海浪里救出来
So there you have it, guys.
就是这样伙计们
We are learning lots about each other.
我们能互相学到很多
What about you, Ame?
你呢艾米
What are you... What's your biggest regret?
你有你最大的遗憾是什么
I guess I regret not going to college
我后悔没能早点上大学
when I was younger so that I could have lots of stories
这样我就有很多令同事讨厌的故事
to annoy my coworkers with.
可以说了
Hey, well, at least it's quiet.
嘿起码现在很安静
We don't have to listen to that stupid Muzak they make us play.
不用听他们让我们放的那种无聊的背景音乐
I actually kind of like the music.
我喜欢那种音乐
It makes me feel like I'm on hold all day.
让我感觉一整天都在等别人接电♥话♥
Glenn, you like everything about this store.
格兰你喜欢这个超♥市♥的一切
That's weird, man. Well...
好奇怪哥们不
I don't like everything about this store.
不是所有东西我都喜欢
Truth be told, the backsplash in the employee's bathroom...
说实话员工洗手间的防溅挡板
It's, like, B-minus, at best.
如果打分最多B-
That's the only thing that bugs you about this company?
这个公♥司♥唯一让你反感的地方是这个吗
Well, I guess the aisles are a bit too close together...
货架之间的通道太窄
and sometimes the folks in charge
有时负责人
don't treat me like I'm a human being with feelings.
不把我当成有感情的人来对待
Yeah, that's a bummer.
真让人扫兴
Sturgis and Sons was a community.
斯特吉斯父子就像个社区
Customers would be like, "Hi, Glenn."
顾客们会说 "你好格兰"
"Do you have a screw in such-and-such a size?"
"你们有这种和这种型号♥的螺丝吗"
And I'd say, "I think so."
然后我回答道 "我想是有的"
"Maybe ask my dad."
"或许可以问下我爸爸"
It was paradise.
简直是天堂
You know what else I regret? That time...
你们知道我还后悔什么吗那个时候
And then this chain moves in.
然后这家连锁店就入驻了
I mean, where do they get off? Keep us late in...
我的意思是他们怎么敢这样这么晚把我们
locked in the dark, you know,
锁在黑暗之中
all in service of the bottom line.
让我们忍♥受这种最底层的待遇
Yeah. Go.
是的接着说
I hate this tie.
我讨厌这条领带
I hate this shirt!
我讨厌这件衬衣
Okay. Isn't that his shirt?
好吧那不是他自己的衬衣吗
Oh, you're going a little too far now.
有点过了
And I hate Regional Manager Dicky Larson,
而且我讨厌地区经理迪奇·拉尔森
but you know what I hate most of all?
但你们知道我最讨厌什么吗
I hate Cloud 9.
我讨厌云九
I hate Cloud 9.
我讨厌云九
What just happened?
发生什么了
I think we broke Glenn.
我想我们让格兰崩溃了
Oh, no, this is damaged.
不它坏了
Guess we can't sell these. Right.
我想我们没法卖♥♥掉它们了好了
It's a party, mother-fathers,
这是场派对兄弟伙计们
sponsored by Sturgis and Sons.
由斯特吉斯父子赞助
You, you, you, you, you, you...
到你了到你了
Okay.
好的
Never have I ever...
我从来没有
Stocked ice cream.
储存过冰淇淋
Okay, but... You know, like that,
好吧不过有点
but, like, a little more edgy.
不过会有点尖锐
You know, like, not this, but,
大概是也不是这样就是
"Never have I ever eaten human flesh."
"我从来没有吃过人肉"
Oh, no, no, no.
哦不不不
You drink if you have done it.
是如果你做过才喝
Mm-hmm. I understand.
我知道