百味超市（2015）

Superstore S01E01

Part 2 Oct. 18, 2020, 12:32 p.m.

Saved it. Thank you.
省省吧谢谢
Now, I used to end these meetings
好了我通常都会引用圣经里的
with some wisdom from the good book.
名言金句来结束这类会议
But then someone reported me to corporate.
但是有人把我举报到了公♥司♥去
Heck yeah, I did.
没错啊老娘干的
Look, i'm a christian too, but in these four walls,
听着我也是个基♥督♥徒但是在这个房♥间里
My bible is the employee code of conduct.
《员工行为准则》就是我的圣经
We all thank you for it.
我们都会为了这个感谢你的
Yeah, you're welcome.
呵呵别客气
I pray for you, Dina.
我为你祈祷迪娜
I pray for you, too, Glenn.
我也为你祈祷格伦
No, i'm praying right now.
不我现在就在祈祷
I'm praying so hard.
我狠狠地祈祷
I'm praying harder than you.
我在更狠地祈祷
I know how.
我知道怎么祈祷
So to welcome our new employees...
所以为了欢迎我们的新员工...
Welcome.
欢迎
Welcome to Cloud 9.
欢迎来到云九
This is my jam.
这是我混的音
Hey, do we have any kind of training?
嘿我们有什么员工培训吗?
I've just been wandering
我只是在各个部门之间
from one department to another,
到处乱逛
trying to look like I have purpose.
假装看起来有目标的样子
It works better if you carry a box.
你要是搬个箱子就看起来更像了
There you go. See?
看见了嘛?
You'll learn as you go.
你会学到东西的
Look, man, only a couple things to remember:
听着小伙子只有几件事你需要记住
Always show up on time, don't steal,
别迟到别偷东西
and stay on the floor supervisor's good side.
站在楼层管♥理♥员♥的角度考虑问题
The fl--who's the floor supervisor?
谁是楼层管♥理♥员♥?
I got to go get another box.
我得去再拿一个箱子来
Hey, can we-- can we start over?
嘿我们能重新来过吗?
I'm... Jonah, as you know.
我... 乔纳如你所见
And you're Ramona.
而你叫蕾莫娜
Nope, that is not my name.
不那不是我的名字
I just don't like random strangers using my name
我只是不喜欢随便哪个陌生人都叫我的名字
like we're buddies.
好像我们很熟一样
Right, like how hookers
好吧这就像妓♥女♥
don't like to bekissed on the lips.
不喜欢被亲小嘴儿一样
Did you just compare me to a hooker?
你刚才是在拿我和妓♥女♥做比较吗?
No.
不是
You look bored.
你看起来无所事事啊
Let me help youwith that.
我来帮帮你吧
All electronics aresupposed to be 25% off,
所有的电子产品要打7.5折
But our pos system is down.
但是我们的零售管理系统出问题了
So you scan,hit "reassign,"
所以你就浏览一下点击"重分配"
"enter," "override, yes,"
"进入" "重置确认 "
"reduce 0.25," "enter, yes, yes."
"降价比例0.25 " "进入确认确认"
You are not paying attention.
你在走神
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
对不起哈继续吧
"confirm," "enter, yes."got it?
"确定 " "进入确认" 明白了吗?
If i guessed your name,
如果我猜你的名字
would you tell meif i was right?
你能告诉我是不是猜对了吗?
Take this.
拿着
Oh, it's so pretty!
天啊太漂亮了!
I'll make a list.
我会列一张清单的
Oh, excuse me, miss.
抱歉女士
Do you know the difference
你知道大便软化剂
between a stool softener and a laxative?
和泻药之间的区别吗?
I'll be right with you, ma'am.
我待会就去找您夫人
Cheyenne, what's going on?
夏安发生了啥?
My boyfriend just asked me to marry him.
我的男朋友刚才向我求婚了
I don't want it soft.
我不想让便便变软
I want it out of me.
我只想把它拉出来
You know, i hadn't realized earlier
你知道吗我之前没意识到
That cheyenne was the lucky girl you'd be proposing to.
夏安就是你要求婚的那个幸运女孩
Yeah, well,i knocked her up,
是的我把她套牢了
So my dad says i have to.
我爸说我必须这样做
So romantic.
太浪漫了
That's how i do it, yo.
这就是我的方式
100% love.
百分之百的爱
Bulking agent?
膨胀剂?
Why would I want more bulk?
为啥我还想要它膨胀?
Chey, you didn't say yes,did you?
小夏你还没答应他吧?
Why wouldn't i say yes?
为啥我不能答应呢?
Cheyenne, look at me.
夏安看着我
I know how easy it is to get swept up in the...
我理解你很轻易就会
Romance of all of...This.
沉浸于这种浪漫的氛围
But...
但是...
Think it through, okay?
慎重考虑好吗?
Don't do something you're gonna regret
别做会让自己会后悔的事
For the rest of your life.
为了你的余生
Yeah, okay.
好的遵命
I'm gonna go sleep on it.
我会不拉直接睡的
I think i got it down.
我想我拿下搞懂了
No offense,but you're my competition,
无意冒犯但你是我的竞争对手
So i'm kind of actually rooting for you to fail.
所以我实际上有那么一点点希望你失败
Okay, thanks. Bye.
好吧谢谢再见
I figured it out.
我搞明白了
We need new shelf flags for the end caps,
我们需要新的货架放国旗帽
But we should check the DCPIS first,
但是我们应该先检查一下各区
Because last time...
因为上次...
What is happening?
发生了啥?
Could it be a race riot?
是不是发生种族暴♥乱♥了?
It's so hard to tell in the early stages.
这种事情在早期很难看出端倪
Could be the rapture,
或者是有狂欢?
But then why am i still here?
那我为啥还在这待着?
I am killing it over here.
我简直所向披靡啊
You're only discounting everything 25%, right?
你只是把每件产品降价了25% 对吧?
Yeah, "scan, "reassign," "yes," "override,"
是的 "浏览" "重分配" "确认" "重置"
"yes," "reprice--"
"确认" "重定价--"
Reduce. Huh?
减价哈?
Reduce 0.25.
降价比例0.25
Reprice 0.25?
重定价0.25?
That would change everything to 25¢.
那会把所有的价格变成25美分
Shut it down!
关门!
Shut it all down!
快把所有门都关上!
If you sign up for our heavenly shoppers program today,
如果你今天注册我们的购物者计划
You'll save 15% off your purchase,
你购买♥♥商品可以节省15%
Which would drop your price to 22¢.
这将降低你的商品价格为22美分
Stop selling everything!
停止售卖♥♥所有商品!
Shut it down!
关掉!
Shut it all down!
全部关掉!
Sir, you need to stay right there.
先生你需要待在这儿
Frank, nobody leaves!
弗兰克一个都不能离开!
Ma'am! Ma'am, I'm sorry.
夫人! 夫人我很抱歉
I'm gonna need to recheck some of these items.
我需要再重新检查这些物品
No thank you, buh-bye.
多谢不了再见
I'm sorry, I can't just let you leave
不好意思我不能就这样让你
With a whole basket full of 25¢ tech--Ow!
带着整篮的2毛5电子产品离开
I have more where that came from, lady!
我还有更多小姐
Oh, I don't think so!
我不这么认为
Attention, shoppers.
顾客们请注意
Due to an employee error,
由于一位员工的错误操作
Very expensive electronics
许多昂贵的电子产品
are pricing out at 25¢.
被标价为25美分
This mistake is being corrected, so...
系统正在修复所以
Stock up quick!
快买♥♥起来!
Go, go, go, go!
快快快
What I'm trying to say is, this is not 25¢.
我想说的是这个标价不是2毛5