百味超市（2015）

Superstore S01E08

Part 3 Oct. 18, 2020, 12:33 p.m.

听着我只想让所有走进这家店的人
to feel accepted.
都能觉得宾至如归
But do you know that in this entire sale,
你知不知道在这整个促销中
There is not one section dedicated to gay weddings?
没有一个专柜是专为同志婚礼准备的
Gay people use the same decorations as straight people.
同性恋和异性恋用的装饰是一样的
We just use 'em better.
只不过我们用的更好
That's my point exactly.
这正是我想说的
I mean, they should not have to conform
我的意思是他们并不用遵循
to someone's... Hel... hetero normal ideal
别人的... 异性恋人们
of what a wedding should be.
关于婚礼的想法
Would you be willing to help me put something together?
你愿意帮我一起摆放这些东西么?
Of course.
当然
Great.
太棒了
We're gonna take those guys' minds and blow them.
我们要把那些人的想法完全去除掉
I don't know if just randomly driving around is a good idea.
我不觉得这么漫无目的地驾驶是个好主意
Where do teenagers go?
青少年都去哪?
Prom.
舞会
Is there a prom around?
这附近有舞会么?
No, I just meant that we should think like a teenager.
不我只是说我们应该像青少年一样思考
Ah, yeah.
你说得对
Hey, mom, get out of my room.
老妈滚出我的房♥间
You don't understand my generation.
你根本就不明白我们这一代人的想法
Pimples.
啊青春痘
It's not helping.
一点都没用
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
嘿嘿嘿停停停
Is that him?
那是他么?
Hey! Hey!
嘿! 嘿!
Stop! It's him, it's him.
停下! 是他就是他
Speed up. Go, go, go.
追上去快快快
Bo!
小博!
Hey, Bo!
等等小博!
We just want to talk! Stop!
我们想和你谈谈! 停下!
That's one of our carts.
那是我们店里的购物车
That's one of our carts.
是我们店里的购物车
What? Who cares? Bo!
什么? 谁在乎啊? 小博!
What are you doing?
你在干嘛?
Who cares?
谁在乎?
I care.
老娘在乎
Hey.
你!
That is Cloud 9 store property!
这是云九商店的所有品
No, it's not.
不是的
Dina! He's getting away!
迪娜! 他要跑走了!
Bo!
小博！
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
这不是绝对不是
Give it to me. Hey. - It's not your cart!
给我拿来不是你们的购物车!
You know, on second thought,
我又琢磨了一下
I don't think that is one of our carts.
这个购物车应该不是我们店里的
So what are we thinking for lunch?
我们中午吃啥?
Sandwiches? Burritos?
三明治? 墨西哥卷?
Indian? Tapas?
印度菜? 西班牙菜?
What is up with you?
你闹哪样?
Do you even want to find Bo?
你还想不想找小博了?
Yes, of course I do.
当然了
Just... Maybe not right away.
只是... 不用立马找到吧
I'm really not anxious to get back to the wedding day sale,
我真的不着急回去买♥♥打折婚礼物件
Okay?
好吧
Just seeing all those women celebrating,
看到那些女人为了
having found someone,
找到另一半而庆祝
And I'm not getting any younger.
我又不会变得年轻
Kind of a bummer. Well, it can be hard to date.
闻者流泪有时候谈恋爱的确很操蛋
If you'd seen some of the guys I dated.
如果你看到我谈过哪些人你就懂了
Gay. Racist.
同性恋种族歧视
Mean. Redhead.
渣男染红发
That was all one guy.
这是一个人
Oh, I've dated some losers.
我也谈过几个傻屌♥啊
I dated this one guy
我谈过这么一个
who would only speak in Monty Python quotes.
只会说"巨蟒剧团"的名言
The last guy I dated only hung out with me
我前男友和我交往
to play chess with my dad,
只是为了和我爸下象棋
And the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.
前前男友只是为了用我的冰箱
I dated three guys
我谈过三个
who were dating me just to get close to my friend, Rene,
他们只是为了接近我闺蜜蕾妮
And Rene wasn't even that hot.
而且蕾妮都不算漂亮啊
Whatever. This is not about Rene.
这和蕾妮无关
Well, Rene sounds like a sack of crap.
蕾妮听起来就是个小砸婊
She was. Thank you.
没错谢谢你
I just call it like I see it.
我一眼就看穿了
Yes.
哈
There is... a guy at work
有个... 同事
that things have been getting pretty intense with.
我和他擦出了火花
Really? Who?
真的? 谁啊?
Well, I don't want to talk about my personal life
我本来不想和同事谈论私人生活的
with coworkers, but I will say
但是我要说
that there has been some very heavy flirtation happening.
我和他现在你侬我侬得飞起
I've been changing my shirt multiple times a day
我每天得换好几套衬衫
just 'cause of all the pit stains.
因为上面全是爱情的结晶
Steamy stuff.
棒棒哒
How's this?
这个咋样?
It's nice.
挺好的
It's nice.
挺好的
But is it gay enough?
够基了吗?
I don't want to be kicking myself later
我可不想过会后悔
that we should have gone more gay.
因为没有特别基
Let's err on the side of gay.
让我们在搞基这条路上渐行渐远吧
It feels appropriately gay.
这个绝对够基了
Good.
很好
You know, I have to say,
我得说
you're much more open-minded than I thought.
你比我想象中的要开明啊
Thank you.
谢谢
People assume all Christians are homophobes.
人们都以为基♥督♥教♥徒♥都憎恨同性恋
You know, that is ignorant.
太无知了
You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.
你都想象不到被人带有成见地看待是多么得惨
Sure. I mean, if anything,
呵呵我觉得
Jesus went out of his way to accept everyone.
耶稣费尽周折是来宽恕众生的
Agreed. Yeah.
同意是吧
I think Jesus would've been pro-gay marriage.
我觉得耶稣应该只是同性结婚的
Absolutely.
肯定的
He would've been pro-gay adoption.
他也会支持同性领养孩子
For all we know, Jesus himself was gay.
说不定耶稣自己就是个基佬
So it's Tuesday, right?
今天周二是吧?
That means... that means Wednesday's coming.
就是说... 明天就周三了
Mm. Shake?
要奶昔吗?
No, thanks. Vegan.
不用了谢谢素食者
You know, we can keep looking for Bo,
我们可以继续找小博
But the guy can't bike forever,
但他又不可能骑一辈子
especially not with those quads.
就他那小身板
What don't you like him?
你为啥不喜欢他?
Is it the mustache?
因为小胡子?
No.
不是
I got married at 19.
我19岁结婚
I know what they're in for.
我知道他们怎么想的
I mean, you miss out on a lot of stuff.
你会错过很多东西
I mean, you get stuff too, obviously,
你当然也会得到一些东西
But the money's always tight,
但手头经常很紧
And you're five steps ahead of where you should be
然后总是好高骛远
but also five steps behind where you should've been.
但懒癌晚期
But the mustache is bad, right?
但那小胡子也是真丑对吧?
Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair.
金红色头发的娘炮就不该长胡子
No.
必须的
That should be in our constitution.
应该写在宪法里
Yeah.