主宰世界（2021）

我嫁给了一位私募股权经理,
I married a private equity manager,
不是贾鲁尔以前的实习生,这是有原因的。
not Ja Rule's former intern, for a reason.
显然他一直在漂浮整个乐队,
Apparently he's been floating the entire band,
支付工作室时间,设备,所有这些。
paying for studio time, equipment, all of it.
不！我的婚姻结束了。
No! My marriage is over.
我们将推销欧莱雅。
We'll be pitching L'Oréal.
基思·芒福德将跑分。
Keith Mumford will run point.
我不干了。
I quit.
创办您的新公♥司♥
Start your new company
并推销欧莱雅。
and pitch L'Oréal.
这将是你作为自己公♥司♥的首席执行官的第一次行动。
It'll be your first act as CEO of your own firm.
我他妈的我的论文导师,
I'm fucking my thesis advisor,
这可能会让他被解雇,我被赶出学校,
which could get him fired and me thrown out of school,
这使我们的沟通关于我
which makes our communication about me
假继父母他的女儿轻松而轻松。
fake step-parenting his daughter easy and effortless.
是的,我保留了我的公♥寓♥。
Yeah, I kept my apartment.
马修的地方很棒,
Matthew's place is great,
但这是大学住宿的圣杯。
but this is the Holy Grail of university housing.
你打算把这件事告诉马修？
You plan on telling Matthew about this?
他妈的不 - 所以你在这里
Fuck no. - [Baptiste] So you're here
因为您需要新的顾问
because you need a new advisor
或者你将不得不离开程式,对吗？
or you're going to have to leave the program, correct?
成为影响者有很大的区别
There's a big difference between being an influencer
博客人物和实际作者。
bloggy-person and an actual author.
这是我的工作,我正在努力做好。
This is my job, and I'm trying to be good at it.
是的,你的工作很古怪。
Yeah, and your job is wack.
你知道的。你比这更好。
You know that. You're better than this.
我非常喜欢奥拉。
I love Ola so much.
我没有欺骗他
I didn't cheat on him
因为我怀疑他或我们。
because I have doubts about him or us.
只是奥拉真的是唯一的人
It's just Ola is literally the only person
在此之前,我曾经和他在一起过。
that I have ever been with before this.
我无法停止思考它。
I can't stop thinking about it.
你必须告诉他。
You have to tell him.
我和别人睡过。
I slept with someone else.
但是我——我太爱你了。
But I--I love you so much.
你——你操了别的家伙。
You-- you fucked some other dude.
这就是背叛。
That's betrayal.
奥拉,你让我向你展示我的全部自我,
Ola, you asked me to show you my whole self,
所以我在这里只是求你
so here I am just begging you
原谅我犯了一个可怕的错误。
to forgive me for making one terrible mistake.
请不要取消婚礼。
Please don't call off the wedding.
老实说,
To be honest with you,
我不确定我们会在这里成功。
I wasn't sure we'd make it here.
好吧,生活可以考验你对自己的信心,
Well, life can test your faith in yourself,
在别人身上,在爱里,
in others, in love,
但没有其他人
but there is no one else
我宁愿共度余生。
I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
你是我完美的女孩,我会永远爱你。
You are my perfect girl, and I will love you forever.
所以我愿意。
So I do.
借著赋予我的力量,
By the power vested in me,
我宣布你们是夫妻。
I pronounce you husband and wife.
准备？一。。。
Ready? One...
二,三。
Two, three.
不！
No!
哦,我的上帝。
Oh, my God.
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
好吧,我以为我是,
Well, I thought I was,
但我从女孩的旅行回家
but I'm coming home from a girls' trip
而不是我的蜜月。
instead of my honeymoon.
我又做了一个梦。
And I just had the dream again.
哦。- [桑迪] 我们最大的恐惧。
Uh-oh. - Our greatest fear.
送一个兄弟去贝基家的土地。
Sending a brother off to the land of the Beckys.
我刚跳下扫帚就醒了。
And I woke up just after he jumped the broom.
和一个白人女人在一起。
With a white woman.
梦奥拉不是狗屎。
Dream Ola ain't shit.
有一次,我梦见杰森结婚了
One time, I dreamt that Jason got married
对进步的小鸡,
to the Progressive chick,
第二天我就换成了GEICO的。
and I changed to GEICO the next day.
我还没准备好回去。
I'm not ready to go back.
艾拉的想法是正确的。
Ella had the right idea.
我应该和她一起留在图卢姆。
I should've stayed with her in Tulum.
嗯-毫米。 - 让我们说清楚。
Mm-mm. - Let's be clear.
艾拉要多呆一个星期来写她的书,
Ella is staying an extra week to work on her book,
无法逃避现实。
not escape reality.
我不会逃避。
I'm not escaping.
抽出时间获得灵感
Taking time off to be inspired
是艾拉的包,不是你的包。
is Ella's bag, not yours.
但我们不会假装这并不难。
But we are not gonna pretend like this isn't hard.
你并不孤单。
You're not alone.
我们得到了你。
We got you.
嘿。
Hey.
我非常想念你和阿玛瑞。
I missed you and Amari so much.
我有个最伟大的消息。
And I have the greatest news.
巴蒂斯特同意担任我的论文导师。
Baptiste agreed to be my thesis advisor.
起初我很害怕它不会发生
At first I was scared that it wasn't gonna happen
因为我纸上的笔记要长得多
because the notes on my paper were so much longer
比实际的论文本身,但我老实说——
than the actual paper itself, but I honestly--
喜欢那个。太神奇了,宝贝。
Love that. That's amazing, baby.
但是听著,有件事我必须告诉你。
But listen, there's something I gotta tell you.
妈妈回来了！
Mommy's back!
哦,我的上帝。
Oh, my God.
阿马里以前从未叫过我“妈妈”。
Amari's never called me "Mom" before.
桑迪,等等。- 阿马里,嗨。
Sondi, wait. - Amari, hi.
嘿,桑迪。
Hey, Sondi.
欢迎回来。
Welcome back.
你也是。
You too.
妈妈在新泽西州有房♥子,
Mommy got a house in New Jersey,
我要换一个房♥间！
and I'm getting another room!
新任务？
a new assignment?
妈妈退出了海军。
Mommy quit the Navy.
我们不是放弃者,亲爱的。
We're not quitters, sweetheart.
我光荣退伍了。
I was honorably discharged.
是的,她的任务结束了。
Yeah, her assignment is over.
在里奇伍德找到了一个地方。
Found a place in Ridgewood.
嗯,嗯,恭喜你。
Well, um, congratulations.
是的,那是 -
Yeah, that's--
这就是我想告诉你的。
that's what I wanted to tell you.
嘿,惊喜！- [阿玛瑞咯咯笑]
Hey, surprise! - [Amari giggling]
谢谢你让我在这里崩溃。
Thanks for letting me crash here.
我只是还不想回家。
I just don't want to go home yet.
当然,女孩。
Of course, girl.
嘿,你不能永远保持它。
Hey, you can't keep it off forever.
我不知道格温妈妈现在能说什么
And I don't know what Mama Gwynn could say now
她两周前没有说
that she didn't say two weeks ago
当奥拉取消婚礼时。
when Ola called off the wedding.
我从来没有听过一个50岁以上的女人说「他妈的」那么多次。
I never heard a woman over 50 say "fuck" that many times.
好的,打开它。
Okay, turn it on.
哦。哦。
Oh. Oh.
嗯,它不会停止。它不会停止！
Um, it won't stop. It won't stop!
让它停下来！- 该死的。
Make it stop! - Damn.
我不是从未见过三位数的文本计数。
I ain't never seen a three-digit text count.
你关了多久？
How long you had it off?
自从飞往图卢姆以来。
Since the flight to Tulum.
好。
Okay.
奥拉说他和一个朋友住在一起
Ola says he's staying with a friend
并让他知道你什么时候回来。
and to let him know when you're back.
哦。好。嗯,这是令人鼓舞的。
Oh. Okay. Well, that's encouraging.
这不是,“我反应过度,犯了一个巨大的错误,”
It's not, "I overreacted and made a huge mistake,"
但我会接受的。
but I'll take it.